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Promotion by Frankfemez(m): 3:50pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
Lauf out d stress of d week. Afta yrs of selfless service, a man realized dat he has nt been promoted, no transfa, no salary increase. So he decided to confront his BOSS to kno Y. Afta his complain, D boss accused him dat he hasn't worked in the company fr even 1 day. D man was surprised bt d DIR went on to Xplain. DIR: Hw many days ar there in a year? MAN: 365 days and somtimes 366. DIR: Hw many hrs make up a day? MAN: 24 hrs. DIR: Hw lng do yu work in a day? MAN: 8am to 4pm i.e 8 hrs a day. DIR: So, wat fractio of d day do yu work in hrs? MAN: (he did sum arithmetic & said 8/24 hrs i.e 1/3) One-third. DIR: dats nice, wat is 1/3 of 366 days? MAN: 122 (1/3 * 366). DIR: Do yu com to work on wekends? MAN: No sir. DIR: Hw many days ar there in a yr dat are wekends? MAN: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equal to 104 days. DIR: Tanks for dat. If yu remove 104 days frm 122 days, hw many do yu hav nw? MAN: 18 days. DIR: OK! I do give yu 2 weks sick leave every yr. Nw remove dat 14 days frm d 18 days left, hw many days do yu hav remainin? MAN: 4 days DIR: Do yu work on New Yr day? MAN: No sir! DIR: Do yu com to work on workers day? MAN: No sir! DIR: So, hw many days ar left? MAN: 2 days sir! DIR: Do yu work on Independence day? MAN: No sir! DIR: Do yu work on Xmas day? MAN: No sir! DIR: So, hw many days left? MAN: None sir! DIR: Wat do yu need a promotio fr? |
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