Now that the half of a yellow sun madness is dying down, there are a few issues we do need to address.

First of all, thank you Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie for this incredible story, we love it and it was well received.

Thank you Odenigbo (Chiwetel Ejiofor) for your incredible performance in that lead role and how you managed to get the house help pregnant in place of your wife. You are a real African man. Ku ishe.



Thank you Olanna (Thandie Newton) for staying with your man in the middle of trials and tribulations, a war, death and poverty. Dare I say all these indomie generation girls will never ever do it. You are a great example they will never ever follow.

Thank you Ugwu (John Boyega) for teaching us never to eat your palm oil infested fried rice. You are a terrible cook but that's okay you were an excellent man and a great servant to Odenigbo through all the ups and downs.

Thank you Richard (Joseph Mawle) for sleeping with your African wifes sister. In a normal world Kainene should have poisoned you for this, but it is a movie so we don't know why she chose to act like an oyinbo woman and let you live. Don't ever try such nonsense again.

Thank you Ms. Adebayo (Genevieve Nnaji) for flirting with Odenigbo, getting our hopes up only to leave him high and dry so he could go and impregnate the maid. We are very angry with you for this but that's fine. It was only a movie. We forgive you partially.

Thank you Mama (Onyeka Onwenu) for reminding us how evil African mothers can be until they finally regain their senses. You also managed to show us how stubborn African women are when you stayed back and died in your husbands house. It was a very foolish decision but this is how African women behave 90% of the time. We are not surprised, just incredibly impressed by how well you played the role.
And Finally...

Kainene (Anika Noni Rose), thank you for showing us the smart ones are the ones profiting from every situation they can, double trading with both sides of a war and staying rich and well provided for. We still think you should have poisoned Richard but maybe you can still do it if they find you before they make part 2 (Every successful Nigerian movie must have part 2). We are sad you are still missing after all these years. You should have listened and just stayed back when you were told the journey was a dangerous one. Kainene where in the world are you? We miss you. Come back soon. We still have hope that you are very much alive. So that you can narrate your ordeal for us and we can make part 2.

This is a single poetic take on the movie half of a Yellow Sun by one inspired writer. It is completely intended to sound fictitious and comedic. Hope you had a good laugh. I know I certainly did. We all loved half of a yellow sun but please, where is Kainene.

Source: www.ngtrends.com/2014/10/loved-half-yellow-sun-kainene/

Nice and funny summary. The servant is my favourite in that movie, he has a funny look to him.

ayex2013:
Now that the half of a yellow sun madness is dying down, there are a few issues we do need to address.

First of all, thank you Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie for this incredible story, we love it and it was well received.

Thank you Odenigbo (Chiwetel Ejiofor) for your incredible performance in that lead role and how you managed to get the house help pregnant in place of your wife. You are a real African man. Ku ishe.



Thank you Olanna (Thandie Newton) for staying with your man in the middle of trials and tribulations, a war, death and poverty. Dare I say all these indomie generation girls will never ever do it. You are a great example they will never ever follow.

Thank you Ugwu (John Boyega) for teaching us never to eat your palm oil infested fried rice. You are a terrible cook but that's okay you were an excellent man and a great servant to Odenigbo through all the ups and downs.

Thank you Richard (Joseph Mawle) for sleeping with your African wifes sister. In a normal world Kainene should have poisoned you for this, but it is a movie so we don't know why she chose to act like an oyinbo woman and let you live. Don't ever try such nonsense again.

Thank you Ms. Adebayo (Genevieve Nnaji) for flirting with Odenigbo, getting our hopes up only to leave him high and dry so he could go and impregnate the maid. We are very angry with you for this but that's fine. It was only a movie. We forgive you partially.

Thank you Mama (Onyeka Onwenu) for reminding us how evil African mothers can be until they finally regain their senses. You also managed to show us how stubborn African women are when you stayed back and died in your husbands house. It was a very foolish decision but this is how African women behave 90% of the time. We are not surprised, just incredibly impressed by how well you played the role.
And Finally...

Kainene (Anika Noni Rose), thank you for showing us the smart ones are the ones profiting from every situation they can, double trading with both sides of a war and staying rich and well provided for. We still think you should have poisoned Richard but maybe you can still do it if they find you before they make part 2 (Every successful Nigerian movie must have part 2). We are sad you are still missing after all these years. You should have listened and just stayed back when you were told the journey was a dangerous one. Kainene where in the world are you? We miss you. Come back soon. We still have hope that you are very much alive. So that you can narrate your ordeal for us and we can make part 2.

This is a single poetic take on the movie half of a Yellow Sun by one inspired writer. It is completely intended to sound fictitious and comedic. Hope you had a good laugh. I know I certainly did. We all loved half of a yellow sun but please, where is Kainene.

Source: www.ngtrends.com/2014/10/loved-half-yellow-sun-kainene/

Only African men can bleep the maid and still tell u dey love you...African men bleeping maids since 1901

The movie ain't interesting. "Boring" is the best word to describe it.

That movie is overrated jor.

even up till now, I still ask myself where is Kainene!

If you read the book, you'll feel the Kainene missing part more! it was so saddening!

Kianene just dis appeared.. I think the movie's hyped thoO'

That girl's disappearance still dey pain me.

That's something that Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie seems to enjoy doing,leaving her readers hanging with no closure in the novel

Kainene is at where ever your imagination wants her to be.

ayex2013:
Thank you Ugwu (John Boyega) for teaching us never to eat your palm oil infested fried rice. You are a terrible cook but that's okay you were an excellent man and a great servant to Odenigbo through all the ups and downs./

I'm afraid you didn't get the point in this part. He didn't cook the rice!