HAPPY SUNDEA TO ALL MY GOONS

God has told me to tell all of you not to seek enlightenment or knowledge, let's take a look at the story of Adam and Eve.

God gave them the opportunity to be either wise(by planting tree of knowledge) and to be daft for life(by telling them not to eat from the tree of knowledge)

Satan(the scientist) came and told Eve the wonder and the wisdom that could be gain from eating from the tree... Eve being a good woman gave the f-fruit(knowledge of science) to her husband. So that he could be wise and logical

How did God react when he found out his children are now wise; He cursed them...

So brothers and sisters don't read, don't seek knowledge if you don't want to be cursed like adam and eve.

Happi sundae once again, and may the invisible pink unicorn be with you.

SHALOM

The gospel according to pesty I believe

Well, God was training man to be attentive to detail, law and order. But man failed the test of obedience.

Who told you God wanted them to be daft? Assumption I guess! God's intention was to gradually introduce man to knowledge. Just like a parent would bring up his child one step at a time. Remember man was still new in the garden and needed to learn the ropes one step at a time but he decided to leap before he was ready for it.

What God did was damage control, talk of salvaging man before he self distruct. God never cursed man; perhaps you should read that place again, rather he caused the ground so that man would work hard and earn what he deserves(that is another way to learn knowledge)

God is not against knowledge(infact he is the source of everything including knowledge) but like I said earlier, he wanted to introduce man to it gradually as any parent would do(talk of controlled knowledge). And that is the same thing science does: it controls your knowledge; but in science, you only know as much as the materials available to you.

JEITO:
The gospel according to pesty I believe

Well, God was training man to be attentive to detail, law and order. But man failed the test of obedience.

Who told you God wanted them to be daft? Assumption I guess! God's intention was to gradually introduce man to knowledge. Just like a parent would bring up his child one step at a time. Remember man was still new in the garden and needed to learn the ropes one step at a time but he decided to leap before he was ready for it.

What God did was damage control, talk of salvaging man before he self distruct. God never cursed man; perhaps you should read that place again, rather he caused the ground so that man would work hard and earn what he deserves(that is another way to learn knowledge)

God is not against knowledge(infact he is the source of everything including knowledge) but like I said earlier, he wanted to introduce man to it gradually as any parent would do(talk of controlled knowledge). And that is the same thing science does: it controls your knowledge; but in science, you only know as much as the materials available to you.

God is against knowledge that was why he cursed man

pesty100:


God is against knowledge that was why he cursed man

stop being too uptight and rigid and open yourself to new truths.

Pls quote the place where God cursed man for me.

JEITO:
stop being too uptight and rigid and open yourself to new truths.

Pls quote the place where God cursed man for me.

oh jeito this is a new truth, I was once a christian, you are the rigid person here(show in your inability to leave the comfort of your religion)

hmmmm....i for one would love to know if there really is or was a "god"...

davien:
hmmmm....i for one would love to know if there really is or was a "god"...

this issues are spiritual... Just learn from my sermon... May the invisible pink unicorn bless you

pesty100:
this issues are spiritual... Just learn from my sermon... May the invisible pink unicorn bless you

lol

pesty100:
this issues are spiritual... Just learn from my sermon... May the invisible pink unicorn bless you

What invisible pink wareva...?? Are you ok?

Dan1cole:

What invisible pink wareva...?? Are you ok?

bless you buvda... The invisible pink unicorn is great

JEITO:
stop being too uptight and rigid and open yourself to new truths.

Pls quote the place where God cursed man for me.

The so-called god was alarmed that Adam had eaten the fruit that gave Adam the KNOWLEDGE OF GOOD and EVIL ,and god went ahead to cursed them.

pesty100:
bless you buvda... The invisible pink unicorn is great

Hey hey hey! Stop it there... I dont need you rubbish and satanic blessings ok! Keep them to yourself. I see you are mentally disturbed and disoriented, worshiping an invisible pink unicorn :/ really?? that's totally rubbish, nonsense and stupid.
Even the name of your invisible wareva sounds nonsense, infact its nonsense and rubbish. Stop being a fool and go get born again.

plaetton:


The so-called god was alarmed that Adam had eaten the fruit that gave Adam the KNOWLEDGE OF GOOD and EVIL ,and god went ahead to cursed them.

He didn't curse man, He cursed the ground. Genesis 3:17 'cursed is the ground for thy sake'. And even if He did curse man, Galatians 3:13 tells 'we have been redeemed from the curse.' so stop saying rubbish.

JEITO:
The gospel according to pesty I believe

Well, God was training man to be attentive to detail, law and order. But man failed the test of obedience.

Who told you God wanted them to be daft? Assumption I guess! God's intention was to gradually introduce man to knowledge. Just like a parent would bring up his child one step at a time. Remember man was still new in the garden and needed to learn the ropes one step at a time but he decided to leap before he was ready for it.

What God did was damage control, talk of salvaging man before he self distruct. God never cursed man; perhaps you should read that place again, rather he caused the ground so that man would work hard and earn what he deserves(that is another way to learn knowledge)

God is not against knowledge(infact he is the source of everything including knowledge) but like I said earlier, he wanted to introduce man to it gradually as any parent would do(talk of controlled knowledge). And that is the same thing science does: it controls your knowledge; but in science, you only know as much as the materials available to you.

Guess he told you how these during your tea time with him? Because that's the only possible way you could've known what he actually wanted to do.

Dan1cole:

He didn't curse man, He cursed the ground. Genesis 3:17 'cursed is the ground for thy sake'. And even if He did curse man, Galatians 3:13 tells 'we have been redeemed from the curse.' so stop saying rubbish.

God must be schizophrenic.

Dan1cole:

Hey hey hey! Stop it there... I dont need you rubbish and satanic blessings ok! Keep them to yourself. I see you are mentally disturbed and disoriented, worshiping an invisible pink unicorn :/ really?? that's totally rubbish, nonsense and stupid.
Even the name of your invisible wareva sounds nonsense, infact its nonsense and rubbish. Stop being a fool and go get born again.

give you life to the invisible pink unicorn today bros... Am telling you ooo cos in the end time you will se wen

plaetton:


God must be schizophrenic.

Well, may God have mercy on you, and forgive you for saying that! And believe me when I say if you keep worshipping your imaginary pink unicorn thing, you'll die young and untimely in a harsh way! Am not wishing you death in any way, but am just advising you to have a change of heart. God loves you more than you can ever imagine!
Goto church, get born again and stick to God. Peace Out!

pesty100:
give you life to the invisible pink unicorn today bros... Am telling you ooo cos in the end time you will se wen

So, yu believe that there will be an endtime. Which means you believe the Bible. Stop being childish and go get saved in Christ.

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Dan1cole:


So, yu believe that there will be an endtime. Which means you believe the Bible. Stop being childish and go get saved in Christ.

oh yeah the pink invisible unicorn will come and eat every infidel including you christians... Am reall sorry for you

Dan1cole:

Well, may God have mercy on you, and forgive you for saying that! And believe me when I say if you keep worshipping your imaginary pink unicorn thing, you'll die young and untimely in a harsh way! Am not wishing you death in any way, but am just advising you to have a change of heart. God loves you more than you can ever imagine!
Goto church, get born again and stick to God. Peace Out!

Today must ret.a.r.ds day, huh?

I guess all those 115 people that died young in a very harsh and humiliating way at T. B Clown Joshua's bullshyt mountain to worship your invisible monster-god were worse than I and my pink unicorn god?

Oh! let me guess, your sky-monster god works in mysterious ways, right?
Great consolation for the families of those unfortunate devil-prone victims.

And who believes in unicorns, you or me?

Dan1cole:


So, yu believe that there will be an endtime. Which means you believe the Bible. Stop being childish and go get saved in Christ.

I guess you haven't figured out that your end time is when you die, have you?

Dan1cole:

Well, may God have mercy on you, and forgive you for saying that! And believe me when I say if you keep worshipping your imaginary pink unicorn thing, you'll die young and untimely in a harsh way! Am not wishing you death in any way, but am just advising you to have a change of heart. God loves you more than you can ever imagine!
Goto church, get born again and stick to God. Peace Out!

you talk about death like its a big deal, who won't die... I bet it would please you to see him die

The Christian God is an enemy of human progress. Throughout history we see he hates men doing things without him pulling the strings.

he got angry that Adam and eve didn't need him to know what is good and evil
He got angry the little canaanite nations were happy without him, he sent his puppet Hebrews after them
He got angry Egypt, Babylon, Persia, Ethiopia progressed without him he planned their destruction but never successful as those empires were stronger and more intelligent than he imagined

now he has Christianity to control some people but like we see in the modern world the most religious countries are some of the least advanced ones

The moment somebody starts a conversation with "God told me to tell you...or God spoke to me that..."...I be like, hell!?, when did you and God start to do chit-chat?...sh*t niggas sabi lie ehn!

The only man he ever spoke to was Moses!...if aint Moses then you must be the Devil!

pesty100:
HAPPY SUNDEA TO ALL MY GOONS

God has told me to tell all of you not to seek enlightenment or knowledge, let's take a look at the story of Adam and Eve.

God gave them the opportunity to be either wise(by planting tree of knowledge) and to be daft for life(by telling them not to eat from the tree of knowledge)

Satan(the scientist) came and told Eve the wonder and the wisdom that could be gain from eating from the tree... Eve being a good woman gave the f-fruit(knowledge of science) to her husband. So that he could be wise and logical

How did God react when he found out his children are now wise; He cursed them...

So brothers and sisters don't read, don't seek knowledge if you don't want to be cursed like adam and eve.

Happi sundae once again, and may the invisible pink unicorn be with you.

SHALOM

how did you guys read the bible.?you dont know what you read.
What your understanding of Knowledge?there is different way of aquring knowledge,thife has knowledge of stealing,killer has knowledge of killing,419 has knowledge of tricking people,fake pastor has knowledge of deceiving.now,should we called all of them the same knowledge? No ,ok then,the knowledge the book of genesis was talking about is the knowledge of GOOD AND EVIL.
Genesis2:17.
" but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of GOOD and EVIL,
for when you eat from it you will certainly die."


the tree mean nothing,actualy there is know knowlegde in that tree,God just put it there for them to have option,the knowlegde of good and evil is between God and satan.when God told man[his creation] not to eat from this tree,this mean He gave man the knowlegde of Good and man has the option to disobey God[freewill],but when satan told man to eat from the tree,satan was telling man to disobey his maker[God]. Is like someone ask you to disobey your father which is wrong.my point is to show you how GOD IS GOOD AND SATAN IS EVIL.

plaetton:


I guess you haven't figured out that your end time is when you die, have you?

eve was the first that ate the fruit,but it was when adam ate it that there eyes were open,even when she ate it her eyes were still close spiritualy.

macof:
The Christian God is an enemy of human progress. Throughout history we see he hates men doing things without him pulling the strings.

he got angry that Adam and eve didn't need him to know what is good and evil
He got angry the little canaanite nations were happy without him, he sent his puppet Hebrews after them
He got angry Egypt, Babylon, Persia, Ethiopia progressed without him he planned their destruction but never successful as those empires were stronger and more intelligent than he imagined

now he has Christianity to control some people but like we see in the modern world the most religious countries are some of the least advanced ones

mr pagan. Between knowlegde and wisdom,which come first?

pesty100:
oh jeito this is a new truth, I was once a christian, you are the rigid person here(show in your inability to leave the comfort of your religion)

you are not a christian,not once in your life,never,you just attend church to sleep,you hate to here someone condamming you of the thing you love to do most which is evil.you want to be free,
"if i do wrong,i dont want to feel gulty,i hate to here someone condamming what i love to do"

either you like it or not,spend all your time trying to debunk the existence of God,one thing for sure THERE'S GOD AND AND I HAVE HAD AN ENCOUNTER WITH HIM,YOU MUST FACE JUGDMENT.

BodyKiss:


Guess he told you how these during your tea time with him? Because that's the only possible way you could've known what he actually wanted to do.

how did you. Then know he wanted man to be daft and ignorant?

malvisguy212:
you are not a christian,not once in your life,never,you just attend church to sleep,you hate to here someone condamming you of the thing you love to do most which is evil.you want to be free,
"if i do wrong,i dont want to feel gulty,i hate to here someone condamming what i love to do"

either you like it or not,spend all your time trying to debunk the existence of God,one thing for sure THERE'S GOD AND AND I HAVE HAD AN ENCOUNTER WITH HIM,YOU MUST FACE JUGDMENT.

so its evil to reason or it evil to be free... Seriously? F*uck you

malvisguy212:
eve was the first that ate the fruit,but it was when adam ate it that there eyes were open,even when she ate it her eyes were still close spiritualy.

and you believe this story; you must be joking