My girl friend and I were having a serious
quarrel
when I said to her...
"pack your things and ....."
At that point, her phone rang, so I had to
stop for her to receive the call. It was her dad. The phone was on
speaker
so I could hear what he was saying. After
the
usual pleasantries between father and
daughter, he said:
"my daughter, I have transferred
$1,000,000
into your account, give your boy friend
$500,000 out of it, and you can have the
other half." After the good-byes, the call ended, and
she
turned to me:
"you said I should pack my things and do
what?" "I SAID PACK YOUR THINGS
AND GIVE THEM
TO ME TO WASH".