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| Why I Don't Visit Rich People by KunleOshob(m): 9:52am On Nov 18, 2008 |
PLEASE DONT LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > >> Hello, > >> > >> Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid > >> approached me and the following conversation > ensued, > >> > >> Question: what would you like to have, fruit > juice, > >> soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or > coffee? > >> > >> Answer: Tea please. > >> > >> Question: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, > bush > >> tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea? > >> > >> Answer: ceylon tea please > >> > >> Question: how would you like it, black or> > white? > >> > >> Answer: white > >> > >> Question: milk or fresh cream? > >> > >> Answer: with milk > >> > >> Question: goat's milk or cow's milk? > >> > >> Answer; with cow's milk please > >> > >> Question: freezeland cow or afrikaner cow? > >> > >> Answer: umm, think I'll just take it black > >> > >> Question: would you like it with sweetner, > sugar > >> or honey? > >> > >> Answer: with sugar > >> > >> Question: beet sugar or cane sugar? > >> > >> Answer: cane sugar > >> > >> Question: white, brown or yellow sugar? > >> > >> Answer: Oya, forget about the tea, just give me > a > >> glass of > >> water instead > >> > >> Question: mineral water, tap water or > distilled > >> water? > >> > >> Answer: mineral water > >> > >> Question: flavoured or non-flavoured? > >> > >> Answer: Abeg, I think I'll just die of > thirst. > >> Which kind wahala be dis. |
| Re: Why I Don't Visit Rich People by SamMilla1(m): 10:12am On Nov 18, 2008 |
Its better cos i never wanted to see you in my house  |
| Re: Why I Don't Visit Rich People by romsky: 10:16am On Nov 18, 2008 |
me tu |
| Re: Why I Don't Visit Rich People by sexyLeamon(f): 10:22am On Nov 18, 2008 |
nice |
| Re: Why I Don't Visit Rich People by KunleOshob(m): 10:30am On Nov 18, 2008 |
Sam Milla:Then you shouldn't have bothered to go such extent to entertain me  |
| Re: Why I Don't Visit Rich People by Okijajuju1(m): 10:40am On Nov 18, 2008 |
No beef O!! But I could swear that i have seen this joke somewhere on Nairaland before.  But all the same, its still a good one. |
| Re: Why I Don't Visit Rich People by SamMilla1(m): 11:01am On Nov 18, 2008 |
Arusi okija, so you have seen this joke only once, Damn, what are you doing here, even romade has seen it more than 100 times, |
| Re: Why I Don't Visit Rich People by romsky: 11:06am On Nov 18, 2008 |
Sam wetin u min 100tyms dat is probably Clem, Princesa or Sexy, me & Gabry av sin it ova a ZILLION tyms but its not stale yet |
| Re: Why I Don't Visit Rich People by SamMilla1(m): 11:07am On Nov 18, 2008 |
ok, i thought it was you, lets wait for clem to say something then, |
| Re: Why I Don't Visit Rich People by romsky: 11:09am On Nov 18, 2008 |
right now she is emptying d toilet bowl in the council  |
| Re: Why I Don't Visit Rich People by SamMilla1(m): 11:11am On Nov 18, 2008 |
wow! what a nice job, I hope they pay her up to 200 naira a month sha |
| Re: Why I Don't Visit Rich People by romsky: 11:13am On Nov 18, 2008 |
says dey owe her 8 months salary |
| Re: Why I Don't Visit Rich People by Gabry(f): 11:14am On Nov 18, 2008 |
kakakakakakakaka |
| Re: Why I Don't Visit Rich People by romsky: 11:19am On Nov 18, 2008 |
close ur ovagrown tit & tell me y u av not replied my offlyn |
| Re: Why I Don't Visit Rich People by Gabry(f): 11:20am On Nov 18, 2008 |
  when you go send offline naa?  |
| Re: Why I Don't Visit Rich People by romsky: 11:28am On Nov 18, 2008 |
a few hrs ago & stop being confused |
| Re: Why I Don't Visit Rich People by Gabry(f): 11:30am On Nov 18, 2008 |
but I did not receive it naa |
| Re: Why I Don't Visit Rich People by romsky: 11:48am On Nov 18, 2008 |
check again & dis tym with ur glasses wiped clean |
| Re: Why I Don't Visit Rich People by bydot1(m): 12:16pm On Nov 18, 2008 |
*poster, just be patient, hehehe e no easy for rich man house. |
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