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Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by Leftee(m): 6:45pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
TEACHER: Why are you late? Lauryn: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? Lauryn: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” TEACHER: Lauryn, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? Lauryn: You told me to do it without using tables! TEACHER: Lauryn, how do you spell “crocodile”? Lauryn: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong Lauryn: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it! TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? Lauryn: “HIJKLMNO”!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? Lauryn: Yesterday you said it’s H to O! TEACHER: Scorpio, go to the map and find North America. Scorpio: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, Lauryn, who discovered America? Bamendaboy: : Scorpio! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER: Lauryn, why do you always get so dirty? Lauryn: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? Lauryn: Don’t bite any. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER: Lauryn, give me a sentence starting with “I”. Lauryn: I is, TEACHER: No, Lauryn. Always say, “I am.” Lauryn: All right, “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.” *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?” Lauryn: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime.” *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” Lauryn: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.” *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Lauryn: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Lauryn: Brotherly love. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher: Now, Lauryn, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Lauryn : No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher: Lauryn, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did u copy his? Lauryn: No, teacher, it’s the same dog! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Lauryn: A teacher . Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school. Lauryn: I heard the milkman say to my mum,"After your kid leaves for school, I'm going to eat your p#$@y". |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by eveseh(f): 6:47pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
is this a joke? is it for someone? |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by naijadiva2(f): 6:50pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
too funny |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by kiki(f): 6:52pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
this shiit is so funny culdn't stop laughin |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by Teezy(f): 11:25pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
roflmao *dies* |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by Scorpio(f): 1:33am On Aug 05, 2006 |
lmao, na so crase dey start ni |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by dondele(m): 1:49am On Aug 05, 2006 |
very funny |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by 2fine4u(f): 2:29am On Aug 05, 2006 |
hilarious, the last one almost threw me outt@ my chair wit laughter |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by nike4luv(f): 2:34am On Aug 05, 2006 |
omg!, dis is funny |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by debosky(m): 2:53am On Aug 05, 2006 |
the last one is a killer |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by ikamefa(f): 3:33am On Aug 05, 2006 |
@ leftee nice work dude |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by dafman(m): 1:32pm On Aug 05, 2006 |
The last one - |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by nilla(f): 2:38pm On Aug 05, 2006 |
this is so funny *laughing till in tears* |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by hotangel2(f): 3:49pm On Aug 05, 2006 |
i had tears in my eyes. Now this is funny. SCorpio found america! |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by nilla(f): 4:00pm On Aug 05, 2006 |
lol |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by lauryn(f): 1:41pm On Aug 07, 2006 |
@ Leftee abi e ti fa gbo yo ni, ti m ba gba yin mu. U dey try my patience o, u dey do your own naw o. Scorpio, u be witness and some other Nairaland members. Even though most of them are actually things I would say, doesnt mean u should expose me on a Public forum aiight,,,we were'nt all born equal, aiight?. Na only Amadioha go deal with your case, seriously |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by kajad(m): 1:48pm On Aug 07, 2006 |
5:0 I suggest you get even |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by lauryn(f): 1:50pm On Aug 07, 2006 |
@ Kajad U bet I will |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by kajad(m): 1:56pm On Aug 07, 2006 |
Way to go girl! Will be waiting by the side to hail you |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by lauryn(f): 1:58pm On Aug 07, 2006 |
Maybe not on NL. But I'll tell u all about it later, aiight |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by kajad(m): 3:39pm On Aug 07, 2006 |
Sure darling knew I could depend on you anytime anywhere. |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by Hotstepper(f): 7:39pm On Aug 08, 2006 |
men, this is funny, I couldn't stop laughing, nice one |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by Scorpio(f): 9:21pm On Aug 08, 2006 |
Hotstepper:yo! wat's gud with u? |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by Oracle(m): 11:16pm On Aug 08, 2006 |
This is really hilarious, Well lauryn was honest enough |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by DereI(f): 1:18pm On Aug 10, 2006 |
Oh mi god!! I can't stop laughing. Are u a born-comedian? |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by DereI(f): 1:24pm On Aug 10, 2006 |
lauryn: Its so unfair of leftee to do a thing like this to lauryn. The fact that both of u attended the same school doesn't mean u should expose her like that. |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by lauryn(f): 2:15pm On Aug 10, 2006 |
Thank u oh my sista , but u know its a joke right? |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by Scorpio(f): 9:50pm On Aug 10, 2006 |
Dere I:lmao |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by jaybaby(f): 12:05pm On Dec 14, 2006 |
Jus saw diz --it's so funny |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by angelz(f): 11:41pm On Dec 14, 2006 |
I'v got dis jokes too in my colectns, n can't stop goin thru it al ova. Its kul. |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by bechex(m): 5:37pm On Dec 16, 2006 |
Too funny |
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by tripdizle(m): 10:53am On Dec 19, 2006 |
i lyk the last one |
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