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Student Vs Teacher: Quetions And Answers by rabzy01: 5:55pm On Oct 07, 2015 |
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question? TEACHER: Yes. STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside a fridge? TEACHER: I don't know. STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question! TEACHER: Ok, ask. STUDENT: How will you put a donkey inside the fridge? TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. STUDENT: No sir, You just open the fridge, take out the elephant and put the donkey in. TEACHER: Ooh...ok!! STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals. STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey because it's still inside the fridge. TEACHER: Are you kidding me? STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question. TEACHER: Ok! STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you want to cross, how would you do that? TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross. STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party.... TEACHER: I have my own question, if all the students come to school except one person, who is the person.. STUDENT: No idea sir.. TEACHER: its u because you are on two weeks suspension. 1 Like |
Re: Student Vs Teacher: Quetions And Answers by foladaraawe(f): 6:30pm On Oct 07, 2015 |
Re: Student Vs Teacher: Quetions And Answers by Ifeanyi4491(m): 7:42pm On Oct 07, 2015 |
Sharp student |
Re: Student Vs Teacher: Quetions And Answers by ellahzy(f): 8:26pm On Oct 07, 2015 |
toh bad gan |
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