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Student Vs Teacher by mohemos: 3:07am On Oct 23, 2015 |
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question? TEACHER: Yes! STUDENT: How will you put an elephant inside a fridge? TEACHER: I don't know. STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question! TEACHER: Ok, ask. STUDENT: How will you put a donkey inside the fridge? TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. STUDENT: No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in. TEACHER: Ooh...ok!! STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be? TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it wud eat all the animals. STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey becoz it's still inside the fridge. TEACHER: Are you kidding me? STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question. TEACHER: Ok! STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you do that? TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross. STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party.... TEACHER..i have my own question,if all the students come to school except one person, who is the person.. STUDENT.No idea sir.. TEACHER..its u because you are on two weeks suspension. 1 Like |
Re: Student Vs Teacher by haiti007(m): 2:20pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
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