This IS a veri funny speech from una presido. . ., YARADUA. . . .

Clears throats

Sank you, sank you, my pellow Naijurians por ze goodwill messages.

I wan to sank you por not boting por me as fresident of ze pederal Refuflic of Naijuria. But I received ze most imofortant botes prom Forma Fresident Obasanjor and INEC. Zis is why I have now been declared ze winner of ze elections and ze fresident-elect of ze pederal refulblic of Naijuria. Nagode to Obasanjo and Nagode to INEC, for zia beri beri imfortant suffort.

Ze pirst task of my new gwament is to fray por feace and stafility in Naijuria. I will now ask all ze deperatef fresidential candidates to join me in gwament of national unity. So I will bring back my prends like Atiku, Gen. Babangida and Buhari into my new gwament.

I sink Atiku will be good as ze new head of ze EFCC. Fresident Obasanjo Should not worry abount my new gwament frobing him, gaskiya, at least until apter May 29. Babangida will be ze new minister por pinance, and Buhari will be in Charge of ze Ministry of War Against Idiscifline.

Mu fipul, ze task bepor us is a great one. Wahali talahi. I don’t know where to start, but I want to ashuwa you zat I will act in consulation with all ze emirs and imams.

I am now going to Germany por treatment por exhaustion prom making zis sfeech. I shall be back por ze swearing in ceremony. Inshallah.

One Naijuria, One Fee-Di-Fee, Fower to ze fipul. . . .
Umaru Yar’adua



Composed by Daniel (dani1luv)

make him catch you

nor b hw hin dey sfeek

omo abeg make una dey flow wit ya fresident grammer



sank you

am not hausian

who ask u

no body

Na wa ohh

Na wa ohh

Walahi talahi, you I dey look am por trouble prom za fresident.

Dont worry zis will ofen doors of offortunity flenty flenty por you.

by.dot.
u wan make i use zis opportuziti blowz urz head off

u go fear na

yoruba cum hausa's

hausa come nxt

Itshekiris

huh?

kai u dis pikin if i catch una i go beat me to dead. i dey crazy abi i dey mad? stupid Nigerian.

princesa:

make him catch you

My thoughts exactly

1luv o!!! 

that is feli feli vunny o!

some feofle here are bery stufid walahi.

why will u insult an eminent fersonality like our fresident.

flease don't abuse ze preedom op speech here

hehe,. . .

nice one

lovely,

for having insulting mr president he has sent me to charge u to court, sentenced u to life impresiment, hanged to death, after that u will be floged 40 strokes everyday with hard labour, 500 frog jump everyday , 1000 press-up everday, carry weightlift of 200kg everyday and ur bail will be N500milion. Oya give me ur phone number and email id make i come kidnap u immediately.

that one na training

Shege! Na my fresident I dey yab like dis? If I catch am por you. . .

@topic. .
i am not readin dat oO

wawiyan banza

@dani1luv
I sorry for you make SSS come catch you

Do you think he is a mosquito?

lmao. . undecided?? Cool