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Share Your One Liner Jokes by nike4luv(f): 7:51pm On Sep 25, 2005 |
Hey Nairalanders, This thread is for one liner jokes not ones that will fill up the page o, just short and funny ones. Let the games begin! |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by nike4luv(f): 7:52pm On Sep 25, 2005 |
okay i start why did the taxi driver give up his job? because people kept talking behind his back lights..camera..action! |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by SirKay3(m): 8:07pm On Sep 25, 2005 |
Mr. Parker saw his son’s shiner and demanded, “Jimmy, who gave you that black eye?” “No one,” replied the spunky child. “I had to fight for it.” |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by nike4luv(f): 8:19pm On Sep 25, 2005 |
what do ducks do on television? duckumentaries |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by SirKay3(m): 8:28pm On Sep 25, 2005 |
“This little computer,” said the a sales clerk, “will do half your job for you.” The senior manager studying the machine made his decision; “Fine, I’ take two.” |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by nike4luv(f): 8:34pm On Sep 25, 2005 |
how do u keep cool at a football match stay by a fan |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by salako: 11:29pm On Sep 25, 2005 |
I have three... drum roll! 1. "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." 2.For Sale: "Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain." 3."Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy." Elvis: ...thank you very much! |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by Scorpio(f): 3:19am On Sep 26, 2005 |
what did the five fingers say to the face? Slap |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by angelak(f): 2:03pm On Sep 26, 2005 |
Why did Nike sleep with a bag of sweets under her pillow? So she could have sweet dreams. |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by angelak(f): 2:05pm On Sep 26, 2005 |
Why did hotangel rub lipstick on her forehead? She was trying to make up her mind! |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by nike4luv(f): 6:04pm On Sep 26, 2005 |
angela k..haha why was angela staring at the carton of orange juice because it says concentrate |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by vexxy(f): 9:19pm On Sep 26, 2005 |
Princess is so old, her birth certificate is in Roman Numerals! |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by hotangel2(f): 7:29am On Sep 27, 2005 |
haha.. You guys are hilarious. i didn't see this topic.. I kinda made one like it.. Hope seun deletes it.. cos i seems this is more fun! Angela was to take a blood test She asked: is it multiple choice? |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by vexxy(f): 1:21pm On Sep 27, 2005 |
I have a friend who's house is so small the front and back door are on the same hinge. |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by adesodgi(m): 6:13pm On Oct 12, 2005 |
Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb! |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by damygurl(f): 12:19am On Nov 08, 2005 |
Teacher: if u think u r stupid stand up! 2minutes later Teacher: john why did u stand up? do u think u r stupid? John: No ma'm. just felt sorry 4 ya cuz u da only one standing!!! |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by vichel(m): 11:15pm On Jan 04, 2006 |
Teacher: John why are u late? John: Because of the sign Teacher: What sign? John: The one that reads "school ahead Go Slow" |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by chrisd(m): 10:09pm On Jan 12, 2006 |
I have heard the government has put a rover on mars. I wonder if there is any way the government can improve the bus service over here or an escalator at Victoria Tube Station. |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by eveseh(f): 4:02pm On May 14, 2006 |
he dont ask girls out,becos he's ugly |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by lauryn(f): 11:37pm On Aug 29, 2006 |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by dolarpo(m): 8:54am On Sep 03, 2006 |
he's so dumb, he sits on the TV to watch the settee. |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by Nobody: 4:32am On Apr 02, 2007 |
what did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg? "between you and I,we can make a lot of money" 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name! "Virginity is like bubble, one prick all gone" |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by cuteass1(f): 4:43am On Apr 02, 2007 |
The reason to my existence is because God has a sense of beauty, the reason to your existence is because . . eerr . . eeh well God has a sense of humour too |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by cuteass1(f): 4:45am On Apr 02, 2007 |
Anyone that has read the "story book"- "red riding hood" (R.R.H - for abbreviation) will undersand this: R.R.H - Grandma, your eyes are so big GRANDMA - So that i can see you better dear R.R.H - Granma your ears are so big GRANDMA - so that i can hear you better dear R.R.H - Grandma your mouth is so big GRANDMA - dear haven't you seen your grandfather's d^ck |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by cuteass1(f): 4:46am On Apr 02, 2007 |
When you were born, you were thrown out of the hospital, because there was asign saying "ANIMALS ARE NOT ALLOWED HERE" |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by mac73(m): 1:43pm On Oct 05, 2007 |
cuteass is so old she was a maid at the last supper! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by sexytitan(f): 5:02am On Jan 12, 2008 |
Mac's so old , that his memory is in black and white |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by brownsilk(f): 9:54am On Jan 12, 2008 |
why did sexytitan stop eating ogbono/okra soup? because each time she does, she draws |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by sexyLeamon(f): 12:53pm On Sep 21, 2009 |
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Hot. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes "Has there been any insanity in your family?" "Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss." "My wife doesn't know what she wants." "You're lucky. My wife does." "Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?" "I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months." There's one thing good about being poor - its inexpensive. The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise. Every man/woman should marry - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep! Hard work never killed anybody - But why take the risk! Work fascinates me - I can look at it for hours! I heard you have a cat that can say her own name. Yes. Meow. When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best? She answers: My husband's cheque book. |
Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by mamachi(f): 10:49am On Mar 08, 2010 |
johny "dad I want to settle down" dad "good, so who's on your mind" johny " your mother" dad "(suprised) do want to marry your grandmother?" johny " why not, afterall you married my mother" |
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