A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here.
I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with N25M annual salary or above.
You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of N65M is considered only as middle class in Abuja.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of N25M annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I’ve dated, the richest is N1.5M annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area in Abuja like Asokoro and Maitama, N1.5M annual income is not enough.
I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than N25M, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty" and “money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased".
Anyone with over N25M annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with N25M annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO

What is your opinion on such kind of losers using their beauty in exchange of virtue as if its a right. That's my take anyway! Say yours.

THE CEO SAID IT ALL.

Princecalm:
THE CEO SAID IT ALL.

You can share your experience if you have any. I am tired of seeing girls using their beauty as a yardstick to justify what will make them happy (marriage).

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I personally don't like ladies who are too conscious of their good looks.

Vanellope:
I personally don't like ladies who are too conscious of their good looks.

Its not bad to be conscious of your good look but using it to trade for the like of Dangote and possibly me, hey! I notice men don't border about beauty anymore cos must of them are just gold diggers and no brain but love express. Nor wonder the beautiful one's hardly get married. Hope my analysis is not wrong?

Omo the CEO tell am straight up. And that's why I can't think of marriage until I don find better girl wey no go like me just for my money/ my papa money. #thiswhoresaintloyal

aristocrazzy:
Omo the CEO tell am straight up. And that's why I can't think of marriage until I don find better girl wey no go like me just for my money/ my papa money. #thiswhoresaintloyal

Abegggg!!!! no kil me wit laugh oooo

The CEO is a genus