If you had the choice of two women to wed,

The first, from her heels to her dainty head
Was charming in every sense of the word:
And yet in the past,I grieve to state She never had been exactly straight
She is a zig zag diva
But she gives me vitality and I would call her bournvita

And the second,she is
A model of virtue, I must confess
And yet, alas! she was dull as the devil,
And rather senseless in the way of fashion

Though what she is lacking in wit and beauty,She more than made up for in sense of duty.

Now,suppose you must wed, and make no blunder,And either would love you, and let you win her

Which of the two would you choose, I wonder,The stolid saint or the sparkling sinner?

Marry the dull one.

Ah Ah you like grammar oh

You want the bournvita. It's the fact that regardless of whatever her issues are, she still keeps you on your toes and you seem more positive writing about her.

@Kane you are approximately right, she is unfaithful but she knows how to rock my boat,a sparkling sinner she was, is, and I am afraid of the fact that she will remain so.

Anything wrong in marrying the two of them? Same day or sequentially?



If u quote me and say nonsense, may amadioha #IReserveTheRest

i rather go ƒoŗ the bournvita than the dull one....can't imagine mie marry to such a lady....dull, no sense of fashion, jesus!....gaskiya its a no no tuh mie.....

@holy,Thanks for the Constructive guidance,Your last two lines shits on your comment and you just made your opinion dirty..Would u be so kind to retract it?

Like been stuck between scylla and carybdis
D unfaithful is a no no..but I no dey gbadun dull women too
my verdict...choose d dull if you must make a choice at gun point
And by d way Op, d devil is not dull o

@Rocky,Thanks for ur advice,if you think the devil is not dull,Have you seen him before?lol..From the characterization of devil,would u say the devil is bright?I used dull because am talking about Light/colours..

MDelgado:
If you had the choice of two women to wed,

The first, from her heels to her dainty head
Was charming in every sense of the word:
And yet in the past,I grieve to state She never had been exactly straight
She is a zig zag diva
But she gives me vitality and I would call her bournvita

And the second,she is
A model of virtue, I must confess
And yet, alas! she was dull as the devil,
And rather senseless in the way of fashion

Though what she is lacking in wit and beauty,She more than made up for in sense of duty.

Now,suppose you must wed, and make no blunder,And either would love you, and let you win her

Which of the two would you choose, I wonder,The stolid saint or the sparkling sinner?

confused and lost as a snowflake...toh drown na!! Mtschew must u marry them!

Everybody keeps going for d bornvita...no wonder divorce rates are high dis days...

MDelgado:
@Kane you are approximately right, she is unfaithful but she knows how to rock my boat,a sparkling sinner she was, is, and I am afraid of the fact that she will remain so.

not necessarily. You are cheating on her too if I'm not wrong. You both need to start being committed to each other if you want a lasting relationship.

It is easier to upgrade d dull one dan it is to make d oda submissive nd virtuous. So 4 me, I wld upgrade d dull nd marry her.

tolustx:
It is easier to upgrade d dull one dan it is to make d oda submissive nd virtuous. So 4 me, I wld upgrade d dull nd marry her.

Thanks a bunch bro..I have a gift for ya..

Hmmm