What in the name of the Almighty is wrong with some girls!?

When I was still an undergraduate, a church in my school organizes a 7 days program every year and almost all Christians attend. The church premises was always chocked up, everywhere was crowded and girls (especially a few Muslims and some other Christians) who couldn't but wish to attend will watch from their hostels..

On one faithful day, as we were all dancing and singing praises, I noticed a girl with fat arss shaking away her butts as if she was at a night club. Worst is, almost half of her rash infested arss was exposed.

At a point, I couldn't take it anymore, I had to move to another seat cuz I was already energized below..
On a very good Sunday service, that fatass mofo would never dress like that to church cuz dey won't let her in but since there was always crowd, she seized that opportunity and used it well (cuz she gave me a hard time)..

As much as I like doing one or two things with girls, I hate being distracted in church, so I even prefer not to attend than be distracted by a girl.

on your own bros. just carry eye commot

Tuktuk:
on your own bros. just carry eye commot

I bet you that you can't take your eyes off her.
You can only change seats..

Have you not heard of the saying that where the devil cannot enter,he sends dm ladies

Next time tap her n tell her... I cast u out u demon of distraction outttttttttttt in Jesus name .

Op, your eyes have eye lids, your neck can turn away , your legs can take you to another seat. God has provided all you need to overcome .

edozie04:
Have you not heard of the saying that where the devil cannot enter,he sends dm ladies

Exactly! That one was purely devil sent..

ad84ada:
Op, your eyes have eye lids, your neck can turn away , your legs can take you to another seat. God has provided all you need to overcome .

Who told you I didn't try all that? I eventually had to exchange seat with another girl who understood the temptation I was facing..

tap her àss and tell her to change seat

francizy:


Who told you I didn't try all that? I eventually had to exchange seat with another girl who understood the temptation I was facing..

well, that's good for you. Am happy you did cos if you wait for the day such attitude will cease, you will wait for eternity.