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Sam Milla Vs Clemcykul by neowelsh(m): 1:30pm On Nov 25, 2008
sam milla: Teacher: What are some products of the Northern Nigeria?
Clemcykul: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Clemcykul: We borrow it from our neighbor.

clemcykul, please stop borrowing, no b me talk am na sam milla
Re: Sam Milla Vs Clemcykul by Moyola(f): 1:31pm On Nov 25, 2008
undecided :-x
Re: Sam Milla Vs Clemcykul by romsky: 1:39pm On Nov 25, 2008
ow many tyms i wan see dis one in a month?
Re: Sam Milla Vs Clemcykul by clemcykul(f): 1:46pm On Nov 25, 2008
beats me

lol nice joke
Re: Sam Milla Vs Clemcykul by romsky: 2:34pm On Nov 25, 2008
lubbish
Re: Sam Milla Vs Clemcykul by Arcani: 5:30pm On Nov 25, 2008
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Re: Sam Milla Vs Clemcykul by dani1luv: 5:34pm On Nov 25, 2008
oma se o
Re: Sam Milla Vs Clemcykul by neowelsh(m): 7:26pm On Nov 25, 2008
345 bc clemcykul got married to gabbry:
this is what happened

Gabbry: honey, u know say i bi virgin, and i no no watin sex mean. can u explain it to me for the first time?

Clemcykul: ok sweetheart to make it easier for u to understand. we will call ur private place the prison and my private thing the prisoner. now come and put the d prisoner in ur prison

she did just that, dey now did watin adam and eve do.

clemcykul lying on the bed smiling of satisfaction
all of a suden

Gabbry:: honey the prisoner seems to have escaped
Clemcykul: then we have to re-imprison him.
after doing in this for 8 times clemcykul was very tired then

Gabbry; shouted, honey the prisoner is out again.
clem acted as if, he did not hear her.
she now went and touch him and repeat it again

Clemcykul: shouted, na watin self, its not a life time sentence. okey! abi u one kill me!!!
Re: Sam Milla Vs Clemcykul by sima(f): 8:01pm On Nov 25, 2008
ehmm. . lemme guess
clem borrows sugar 4rm sam tongue
n' i buy the sugar for sam. . cool
Re: Sam Milla Vs Clemcykul by neowelsh(m): 8:06pm On Nov 25, 2008
sima:

ehmm. . let me guess
clem borrows sugar from sam tongue
n' i buy the sugar for sam. . cool

i thought sam has dumped u
are u guys still dating?
Re: Sam Milla Vs Clemcykul by sima(f): 8:09pm On Nov 25, 2008
actually. . sam is my houseboy nw cool
n' dont listen to dos rumors. . he didnt dump mi
noone dumps sima . . no one cool

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