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Some Unknown African Proverbs by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 10:31pm On Dec 02, 2014
SOME AFRICAN PROVERBS YOU PROBABLY DON'T
KNOW.

1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina.
(zimbabwe)
2. He who goes 2 sleep with an itching anus wakes
up with smelling fingers. (Nigeria)
3. Do not insult a crocodile while your buttocks are
still in the waters. (Uganda)
4. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (cameroon)
5. It requires lots of carefulness 2 kill the fly dat
perches on the scrotum. (Ghana)
6. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not
with the father's testicles. (Guinea)
7. If the throat can grant passage 2 a knife, the anus
should wonder how 2 expel it. (sychelles)
8. A man who marries a beautiful woman and the
farmer who grows corns by the road side have the
same problem. (Ethiopia)...

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