duni04:

your laughter shows you're guilty

I collected N7,000 for computer society from Js1 to Ss3, i was not even their member o.. In Ss2 3rd term, I finally joined... I was elected president, and i collected N9,000 that i collected from my parents. The time they suspected... I typed letter for myself and went home as proof for the money collection

Nairaland

Lol... The censorship on Nairaland is serious

nekaa:
My momma thought I couldn't handle a ceramic plate at Js2 so she gave me stainless plate which I hated, so I told her we sleep with our plates during siesta n if the plate falls n wakes everybody up I would have to sing them to sleep... she gave me the ceramic plate last last sha.

Chai

I no fit forget that mad lie oo
On that fateful day i told everyone i was going out for my ican tutorial as usual oh. Meanwhile i was traveling as far as ibadan from lagos. I was the last person at home so i locked the door naso i carry key put for bag they go i.b as i reach mowe-ibafo side my p.man called my fone and asked for the key. #Gbam it doned on me that i left lagos with the whole house key ... wetin i go do i was confused the bad gal in me jes told me to turn of my fone and continue with the Journey, So i did
The day was fun but i had to leave early cos of the key. So i hurried back to the park n grabbed a bus back to lagos. I got home n no one was evn around sef . I thought it was over until my dad got home and asked where i had been all day questioning my movements. He said he came to my tutorial centre n evryone was busy saying they've not seen me today o and he tried reaching my fone that it was off. #Gengen the big lie came to my head "i went to ican office they called me personally that my passport n some other records were missing. So i had to rush to their office. I forgot my fone at home n couldnt put any calls thru"
P.man: but i called u to ask for the key and u answered the fone but it was nt reachable aftawards so how come u dropped it at home??
Me: #(kia i feel like slapping mysef nw, wich kin mistake be that? ) i answered "wen my fone rings twice and i don't answer it d call go enter voicemail automatically. Daddy the call was on voicemail am sure u didnt hear my voice"
Another lie o... he chop the lie like rice and chicken Chai see this badt gal lied to her father all because of a guy o God have mercy

My mom once came into my room while I was in my bathroom toking a joint. On stepping out of my bathroom I was accosted by my mom who asked me what all the smoke was about. I told her I had been praying and burning incense. Suffice it to say that she didn't buy the lie.

whizqueen:
I no fit forget that mad lie oo
On that fateful day i told everyone i was going out for my ican tutorial as usual oh. Meanwhile i was traveling as far as ibadan from lagos. I was the last person at home so i locked the door naso i carry key put for bag they go i.b as i reach mowe-ibafo side my p.man called my fone and asked for the key. #Gbam it doned on me that i left lagos with the whole house key ... wetin i go do i was confused the bad gal in me jes told me to turn of my fone and continue with the Journey, So i did
The day was fun but i had to leave early cos of the key. So i hurried back to the park n grabbed a bus back to lagos. I got home n no one was evn around sef . I thought it was over until my dad got home and asked where i had been all day questioning my movements. He said he came to my tutorial centre n evryone was busy saying they've not seen me today o and he tried reaching my fone that it was off. #Gengen the big lie came to my head "i went to ican office they called me personally that my passport n some other records were missing. So i had to rush to their office. I forgot my fone at home n couldnt put any calls thru"
P.man: but i called u to ask for the key and u answered the fone but it was nt reachable aftawards so how come u dropped it at home??
Me: #(kia i feel like slapping mysef nw, wich kin mistake be that? ) i answered "wen my fone rings twice and i don't answer it d call go enter voicemail automatically. Daddy the call was on voicemail am sure u didnt hear my voice"
Another lie o... he chop the lie like rice and chicken Chai see this badt gal lied to her father all because of a guy o God have mercy

this is epic

Abduletudaye:
Ok, my parents were lie detectors.. Hence, I couldn't lie coz I didn't have the lie-sense (so to speak). Anyway, I dey lie die now!! ..

lols.. all liars are going to hell, you can't make our heave WINKS

deuce7:

So not everyone lies? Hmmm but I thought your a lawyer?

Not all lawyers lie

Judging by all the replies here, I was a very good boy in primary and secondary school. See all the criminal things u guys did!

[quote author=pasqal09 post=28591609]A colleague of mine back in high school went home and told his parents who were illiterates that he broke the amoeba in the biology lab and the photosynthesis inside escaped and the school is asking him to pay for it.

A classmate of mine also told his parents who were also illiterates that he was asked to hire a small portion of land and labourers for his SSCE Agricultural Science practicals costing over 70,000. Unfortunately for him, his parents came to school to complain to the Principal which landed him in serious trouble. He was actually expelled for it.

So share yours.........[/quotelmoa!

whizqueen:
I no fit forget that mad lie oo
On that fateful day i told everyone i was going out for my ican tutorial as usual oh. Meanwhile i was traveling as far as ibadan from lagos. I was the last person at home so i locked the door naso i carry key put for bag they go i.b as i reach mowe-ibafo side my p.man called my fone and asked for the key. #Gbam it doned on me that i left lagos with the whole house key ... wetin i go do i was confused the bad gal in me jes told me to turn of my fone and continue with the Journey, So i did
The day was fun but i had to leave early cos of the key. So i hurried back to the park n grabbed a bus back to lagos. I got home n no one was evn around sef . I thought it was over until my dad got home and asked where i had been all day questioning my movements. He said he came to my tutorial centre n evryone was busy saying they've not seen me today o and he tried reaching my fone that it was off. #Gengen the big lie came to my head "i went to ican office they called me personally that my passport n some other records were missing. So i had to rush to their office. I forgot my fone at home n couldnt put any calls thru"
P.man: but i called u to ask for the key and u answered the fone but it was nt reachable aftawards so how come u dropped it at home??
Me: #(kia i feel like slapping mysef nw, wich kin mistake be that? ) i answered "wen my fone rings twice and i don't answer it d call go enter voicemail automatically. Daddy the call was on voicemail am sure u didnt hear my voice"
Another lie o... he chop the lie like rice and chicken Chai see this badt gal lied to her father all because of a guy o God have mercy

Jisos! you should win an Oscar for this!

whizqueen:
I no fit forget that mad lie oo
On that fateful day i told everyone i was going out for my ican tutorial as usual oh. Meanwhile i was traveling as far as ibadan from lagos. I was the last person at home so i locked the door naso i carry key put for bag they go i.b as i reach mowe-ibafo side my p.man called my fone and asked for the key. #Gbam it doned on me that i left lagos with the whole house key ... wetin i go do i was confused the bad gal in me jes told me to turn of my fone and continue with the Journey, So i did
The day was fun but i had to leave early cos of the key. So i hurried back to the park n grabbed a bus back to lagos. I got home n no one was evn around sef . I thought it was over until my dad got home and asked where i had been all day questioning my movements. He said he came to my tutorial centre n evryone was busy saying they've not seen me today o and he tried reaching my fone that it was off. #Gengen the big lie came to my head "i went to ican office they called me personally that my passport n some other records were missing. So i had to rush to their office. I forgot my fone at home n couldnt put any calls thru"
P.man: but i called u to ask for the key and u answered the fone but it was nt reachable aftawards so how come u dropped it at home??
Me: #(kia i feel like slapping mysef nw, wich kin mistake be that? ) i answered "wen my fone rings twice and i don't answer it d call go enter voicemail automatically. Daddy the call was on voicemail am sure u didnt hear my voice"
Another lie o... he chop the lie like rice and chicken Chai see this badt gal lied to her father all because of a guy o God have mercy

because of d ick

Hawlahscho:


lols.. all liars are going to hell, you can't make our heave WINKS

I aint going down alone

Ilovenigeria:
This Christmas, I told them I am going for Ashoebi, I hv already shown them the traditional attire my tailor made for me whereas I am going to spend two days with my sweetheart.

Really? And if something happens to your enemy on the way, who will grieve most? Sweetheart or the parents. Maybe I am old school, but this idea of love, I don't understand. Just my thoughts dear no hard feelings.

Dint work out...cos I was always caught

CoCoLav:
My cousin who was an engineering student told his dad he needed money to buy engine block for a project. His dad had to call mine to borrow money and that's where he got exposed.

Another cousin who was an anatomy student said he needed money for cadavar. They called my dad to borrow money again and that's where sh it hit the roof.

My sister lied that she was going for a tutorial meanwhile she was going to the beach. While at the beach she took pictures which she posted on Facebook. My dad's employee saw the pictures and took it to show him and was praising him for having such a beautiful daughter, my dad just smiled. My sister later came home not knowing she had been exposed. It was a really bad day for her.

Was it u that ratted ur cousins out?

Janeify:

Okay! So Emeka & Nkiru were
taking a romantic walk down the
beach one cool night. Emeka grabs
Nkiru's hands, draws her closer to
him, kisses her & says, "Baby! You
know I so much love you. There's
no one here. Its just us. Let's do
WEEWEECHU."Nkiru looks around &
says, "My love, I don't want to do
WEEWEECHU please. Let's just hold
hands & cuddle."Emeka
agrees.After a while, Emeka asks
her again, "Oh baby! Please my
love! Let's do WEEWEECHU!"Nkiru
replies: "Baby'm, don't rush me. I
don't want to do it. I just want to
be wrapped in your arms."Emeka
calms down.After a longer while,
Emeka can't hold it any longer. He
says, "My heartbeat, its not fair oh!
Let's do WEEWEECHU nah! Since
last year oh!"Nkiru reluctantly
agrees!So Emeka immediately
grabs her closer to him, hugs her
tight, brings out the guitar
strapped to his back & they both
start singing:"WEEWEECHU A
MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
WEEWEECHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW
YEAR!!!!!"See their dirty minds!
What were y'all thinking
WEEWEECHU was? Seasons
greetings Jare!!

lol its not new

I remember telling my parents that they asked us to purchase 4 different books:
HISTORY = #30,000
OF = # 20,000
WEST. = #17,000
AFRICA. = # 25,000.

Janeify:

Okay! So Emeka & Nkiru were
taking a romantic walk down the
beach one cool night. Emeka grabs
Nkiru's hands, draws her closer to
him, kisses her & says, "Baby! You
know I so much love you. There's
no one here. Its just us. Let's do
WEEWEECHU."Nkiru looks around &
says, "My love, I don't want to do
WEEWEECHU please. Let's just hold
hands & cuddle."Emeka
agrees.After a while, Emeka asks
her again, "Oh baby! Please my
love! Let's do WEEWEECHU!"Nkiru
replies: "Baby'm, don't rush me. I
don't want to do it. I just want to
be wrapped in your arms."Emeka
calms down.After a longer while,
Emeka can't hold it any longer. He
says, "My heartbeat, its not fair oh!
Let's do WEEWEECHU nah! Since
last year oh!"Nkiru reluctantly
agrees!So Emeka immediately
grabs her closer to him, hugs her
tight, brings out the guitar
strapped to his back & they both
start singing:"WEEWEECHU A
MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
WEEWEECHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW
YEAR!!!!!"See their dirty minds!
What were y'all thinking
WEEWEECHU was? Seasons
greetings Jare!!

The thunder dar wee fire you ehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!

*sighs*
There is God..

CoCoLav:
My cousin who was an engineering student told his dad he needed money to buy engine block for a project. His dad had to call mine to borrow money and that's where he got exposed.

Another cousin who was an anatomy student said he needed money for cadavar. They called my dad to borrow money again and that's where sh it hit the roof.

My sister lied that she was going for a tutorial meanwhile she was going to the beach. While at the beach she took pictures which she posted on Facebook. My dad's employee saw the pictures and took it to show him and was praising him for having such a beautiful daughter, my dad just smiled. My sister later came home not knowing she had been exposed. It was a really bad day for her.

Reasons why my social network shiiii's always on #Super_Extra_Ultra_Lock Mode.. Even my pastor dey tackle say ha no dey active for fb ....ha be like see ds Man shaaaa...#YudontKnowUtunu

My own lies are legendary. Lol. Don't let me start what U guys can't withhold. Owk. lemme try and remember,

Meanwhile, Feed ur selves as I ruminate ma lies with the below posts.


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Check the Worlds most expensive auctioned cars
in 2014.

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Jerrick:
I've never lied before. I'm not a liar.

story for the gods.

ajibolabd:
i once told them am .........

lemme guess......gay

CoCoLav:
My cousin who was an engineering student told his dad he needed money to buy engine block for a project. His dad had to call mine to borrow money and that's where he got exposed.

Another cousin who was an anatomy student said he needed money for cadavar. They called my dad to borrow money again and that's where sh it hit the roof.

My sister lied that she was going for a tutorial meanwhile she was going to the beach. While at the beach she took pictures which she posted on Facebook. My dad's employee saw the pictures and took it to show him and was praising him for having such a beautiful daughter, my dad just smiled. My sister later came home not knowing she had been exposed. It was a really bad day for her.

So na your parle dey open everybody yyansh....

aboki

Jalal:
Was robbed of d 60k my dad sent me to collect from his Frnd at gunpoint by robbers. God punish devil buh u didn't hear it frm me :- :-

Liar... Nairalanders, he wasnt robbed.. he's the one who robbed people.. Liar..

Jalal:
Available

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Call 08032376494 now![/quote

Hey man.. The laptop you sold for me is rubbish.. i thought i could trust you but all you did was to lie.. said its in a perfect working condition but so many faults in the laptop.

you said the video card is 2GB whereas its an intel something card which is 64mb. the keyboard isnt working,the speakers arent working as well.. the laptop freezes atime.. Man, i need to return the laptop and give me my money back..

you are part of the people tarnishing the image of other online marketers.


very dishonest human being.. i will make sure i spoil your marketing career on this nairaland.. you just watch out..

hope you still remember that you told me that ''i can get the keyboard repair and engineers wont charge less than 5k and its still a good deal'' that shows you intentionally sold the bad laptop for me after when you told me that the laptop is in good perfect working condition..

i need my refund.. thats what i know.. want to send your nonsense laptop back and you refund my money.. thats all i know..

The way you were even pressuring me on the laptop.. i smelt foul play but i was like.. you were trying to sell your product so there's a need for you to always contact your potential buyer to know if they are still buying or not.. not knowing that its because of your fraudulent act.. Thief..

I NEED MY MONEY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

duni04:

Was it u that ratted ur cousins out?

Naaaa! My father isn't an illiterate now

CHIXOX see LIEs...The Devil IS a Leaner

Having followed this thread..My own question now is "what will you do later wen u realise ur children tell you same lie(in a more refined nd big way)"

Jerrick:
I've never lied before. I'm not a liar.

ha! u just lied ...smalie