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Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Jerrick(m): 4:54pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
debrihachi:Why did you call me a 'smalie'? |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by debrihachi(f): 4:59pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Jerrick:cos u small |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by CoCoLav(f): 5:01pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
duni04: How can I do that? It was my dad that even gave me the gist. You want my cousins to treat my phuck up? |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Jerrick(m): 5:02pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
debrihachi:You just broke my heart |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by whizqueen(f): 5:58pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
toecyne:u knw i won't use vogue words on u. So i'ld rather ignore |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by whizqueen(f): 6:00pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
duni04:[quote author=duni04 post=29189411] |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by AZeD1(m): 6:17pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
CoCoLav:I'm sorry but I don't like your dad. Can't he just look the other way for once? Always pouring sand in hustlers garri. |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by CoCoLav(f): 6:57pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
AZeD1: Hahaha. My dad is the most lovable person maybe too principled. His issue is that the parents have to borrow the money to pay for whatever lie they concocted. Its quite unfair. Recently my cousin said he wanted to pay for IT. My dad wanted to use me as an undercover agent to verify the claims, I just shook my head. My dad is the last person to lie to, don't even bother. Told him I went to see a movie at e-centre, the next day he went to e-centre to actually see what goes on there under the pretext of going to recharge his IPad. |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by AZeD1(m): 7:07pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
CoCoLav: Is he a police man? How did you know he went to the e centre? |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by tboyzy(m): 7:08pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
CoCoLav:U guys must have done terrible things in the past for him to become a THOMAS |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by CoCoLav(f): 7:09pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
tboyzy: In the past ke? how old were we? |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by CoCoLav(f): 7:11pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
AZeD1: My sister went with him. She came back and told me how the man climbed upstairs and really surveyed the area meanwhile the MTN place is just on the ground floor at the entrance. |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by AZeD1(m): 7:15pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
CoCoLav:Lol... Merry Christmas |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by CoCoLav(f): 7:39pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
AZeD1: Merry Christmas to you too |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Krisddon: 8:00pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
[quote author=pasqal09 post=28591609]A colleague of mine back in high school went home and told his parents who were illiterates that he broke the amoeba in the biology lab and the photosynthesis inside escaped and the school is asking him to pay for it. A classmate of mine also told his parents who were also illiterates that he was asked to hire a small portion of land and labourers for his SSCE Agricultural Science practicals costing over 70,000. Unfortunately for him, his parents came to school to complain to the Principal which landed him in serious trouble. He was actually expelled for it. ......................................................................... You haven't shared yours yet... And next time, be more creative to make your fictitious story sound a lil bit real. |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by bukatyne(f): 9:08pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Ilovenigeria: That is very dangerous & immoral 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by bukatyne(f): 9:11pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
@OP: I am a terrible liar and would rather keep mute. I have to rehearse a lie over & over to make it covincing and 90% I go back to the truth. Can't remember lying to them |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by zeb04(f): 9:21pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
I smile when I am lying no matter how I try to cover up so I don't even bother. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Nobody: 9:29pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Chai! See lying tips. Sure some people are getting inspiration from here. Also some parents are getting wiser now. Lol. |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by bukatyne(f): 9:30pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
CoCoLav: You have a very good dad investing in you all Don't let his investment go to waste A motto for training kids: Trust but verify |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by adebayour26: 9:36pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
zeb04:ma'am, It's been a long time. I wish you MERRY XMAS |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by zeb04(f): 9:39pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
adebayour26:same to you dear |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by CoCoLav(f): 9:40pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
bukatyne: I know my dad loves us and we love him too. Thanks for the advice 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by bukatyne(f): 10:13pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
CoCoLav: You are welcome |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by nelsonpac: 10:50pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Sewriosly typing...[i][/i] |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by temmym4(m): 10:53pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
Jerrick: what about the lie u just posted |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Ilovenigeria(f): 11:22pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
bukatyne: Yeah you are right. I just decided to do something fun and dangerous for once. |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by PenSoftCorp(m): 11:58pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
guys, i just finished my moms credit to browse, expert lias, what should i tell her abeg |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by colored(m): 12:11am On Dec 26, 2014 |
Jerrick:lying you've never lied literally makes you the biggest liar on earth! 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Janeify(f): 6:56am On Dec 26, 2014 |
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Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by 53cur3m0d3(m): 7:56am On Dec 26, 2014 |
CoCoLav: Nah! I think Ur dad wanted to flex too na.... na only una sabi go e-center? 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by favouryemmy: 9:41am On Dec 26, 2014 |
teamup:please don't post this kind of thing on Nairaland again because of minors here. |
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