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Prison Vs. Full-time Job by rasque(m): 12:23am On Aug 12, 2006 |
Prison vs. full-time job Prison life versus a full-time job In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle. In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one. In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games. In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere. At work you are just ball-and-chained. In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share. In prison they allow your family and friends to visit. At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends. In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required. At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars. In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time. At work there are some programs you can never get out of. In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic. At work we have managers. Time for ya all to get your butts in prison ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Prison Vs. Full-time Job by hotangel2(f): 1:22am On Aug 12, 2006 |
You go first. ![]() |
Re: Prison Vs. Full-time Job by ZuluNation(m): 1:26am On Aug 12, 2006 |
You ever came up with this shitte needs to use his or her brain. In prison you get a record that follows you for the rest of your life. At work you get a resume you can use to better of your self. |
Re: Prison Vs. Full-time Job by Oracle(m): 4:06am On Aug 12, 2006 |
I think prison is better ![]() ![]() |
Re: Prison Vs. Full-time Job by kiki(f): 3:39pm On Aug 12, 2006 |
well i think u forgot somthin at work u get paid and in jail u don't |
Re: Prison Vs. Full-time Job by Oracle(m): 6:00pm On Aug 12, 2006 |
Hmmmmm i think you're right Kiki you seem to know much about jail your name sounds like[b] kirikiri[/b] ![]() ![]() |
Re: Prison Vs. Full-time Job by desiree(f): 6:04pm On Aug 12, 2006 |
Oracle:LOL ![]() ![]() i will choose work over prison any day. At least you get to go home at the end of the day!! |
Re: Prison Vs. Full-time Job by kiki(f): 11:16pm On Aug 12, 2006 |
Oracle: lol nah i don't really know dat much bout jail i just know a lil |
Re: Prison Vs. Full-time Job by Raymand(m): 8:17am On Aug 13, 2006 |
The case is diffrent for nigerian and thailand prisons ![]() |
Re: Prison Vs. Full-time Job by mctonyfat: 7:40pm On Aug 14, 2006 |
in prison you leave their with crimal record at work you live their and latter ask for your pension infact na yankee boy write this thing, if not make em come kirikiri he go learn him lesson. IN PRISON YOU LIVE IN HELL ATT WORK YOU GOT AC OVER YOUR HEAD |
Re: Prison Vs. Full-time Job by micklplus(m): 1:21pm On Aug 17, 2006 |
funny people ! let him go and try kirikiri prison for real, he will know that KAAKI no be leather. funny anyway cos some of the points could be sooo trueeee Cheers |
Re: Prison Vs. Full-time Job by Mystique(f): 6:33pm On Aug 17, 2006 |
Lets go commit a crime ![]() |
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