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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by virus04(m): 7:52pm On Dec 17, 2014
Mine was I. C. T nd OBj
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 7:55pm On Dec 17, 2014
I was nicknamed obogobogs cos of my day wear was too big for mea grin
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by PocoAPoco57: 7:59pm On Dec 17, 2014
December Head
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 8:00pm On Dec 17, 2014
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gorilla

beast
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by adebayour26: 8:01pm On Dec 17, 2014
[size=18pt]There was a guy we normally call DESERT WARRIOR & Emperor Vulga[/size]
because of the nature of his air.

There's another one called ORI EYIN (Egg Head)

Another one, anjonu iberu (fearful monster).
I was being called 'FALETI', culled from my first name Adebayo.
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Opiosko: 8:04pm On Dec 17, 2014
Headmaster, budeza, Opiosko, Osmosis, Oh, Mojo, Otagama. Choi! Dos days sha..
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by adebayour26: 8:07pm On Dec 17, 2014
Nelrulez:
Valentine, I was given this just because I gave a classmate a valentine gift and was embarrassed publicly by the girl. Funniest part was that she didn't return my gift. 20naira 4show. I was nicknamed this just because I had a #20 bet with a friend that I could walk down to the girls dormitory naked which I did. I was nicknamed reptile by the girls, it was just of recent I got to know the reason. I went for a mate's wedding and ran into a secondary school mate who called me reptile. I was forced to ask why I was given that name and she responded. Don't you know you have a long neck? I nearly dropped dead. #Secondaryschoolshit

Mehn, I can't stop laffin.
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by touchplay(m): 8:20pm On Dec 17, 2014
In ma boarding skul,I ws called b.i(lyk bouncing wen dey call mi dat),bt sm idiots in ma dorm do call me obiloaf cos of one smallish guy dey used 2 call obynce(cos he loved beans,n he s ma namesake,obinna)
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by hybext(m): 8:25pm On Dec 17, 2014
u will names like
Snatcho
Eran orowunmi
blacky
Katongo
Oku igbe
Sebila instead of sevilla
Etc
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by RebelLeader15(m): 8:28pm On Dec 17, 2014
Ori Leru (head na load)

Iron body

Obuko Awolowo (Awolowo's He-goat)

Odie (named after a popular Ashawo qutz)

Legbami

Sigidi

Alujannu

Kowope Alajo somolu

Agbalowomeri Baale jontolo

Jediika

Elebimoyo (Head of the family is drunk)

Orilawo

Jebute
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by sage2(m): 8:31pm On Dec 17, 2014
I was simply called "Scientist". A name I earned from my physics and chemistry teacher. Unknown to me, the girls had a nick name for me. They called me "purnisher". I no dey take am easy with toto.
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by 4kizo(m): 8:38pm On Dec 17, 2014
am called 4kizo till date
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Chuks16(m): 8:39pm On Dec 17, 2014
mine was baba-yoko

&

last kobo
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by samxylino(m): 8:41pm On Dec 17, 2014
tribal mark
ukubu
donut ur Ear b like plate
igbe..
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Owodiong(m): 8:41pm On Dec 17, 2014
Lagos boy
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 8:52pm On Dec 17, 2014
somegodie, I dey fight lyk mad then.
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 8:53pm On Dec 17, 2014
clitlicker:
If you were a day student pls this thread is not for you cause your sec school experience is in complete. First and foremost ill like to say a shout out to all the ex-shool house boys. Please feel free to add yours.

Nicknames:

Baby cockroach

Omugzy (from omugo)

Half loaf


Bush baby

H.i.v

O.b.j

Billy goat (bilesanmi)

Pot



gwuay-gwuay & kaftan
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by ares245(m): 8:54pm On Dec 17, 2014
Mine was perpendicular
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Pweetyradiance(f): 8:54pm On Dec 17, 2014
Mental chick a.k.a o baby in dey house
akatok
planka
bulldog
bomboclak
herbalist
ghetto
too many can't even remember some.
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 8:55pm On Dec 17, 2014
babyfun:
Ori (head) .....for extra large heads
so you gat a big head? i see
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by yoged(m): 9:00pm On Dec 17, 2014
Niyi ogoroyo( dude has a horrible head) , toba lukuluku( if u call him dat name and he hears you. You are in big trouble. , Tosin emo oyinbo( the guy is like white albino rat), opelenge,skeleton. Femi obenbe( the guy is fat). Chaiiiii. Long live Obokun Hugh school, ilesa
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Donsammi(m): 9:02pm On Dec 17, 2014
.. Mehn lemme als0 j0in the m0vinq train...
We had names lyk
yungfish
camel(g0tten frm hiz name ameh)
bb(bushbaby)
bulld0g
uncle principal
grandpa
warri0r
cl0seup(her l0ngteeth na die
ynashness
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by mabeni(m): 9:07pm On Dec 17, 2014
there was a guy we called EBELE then simply because he had no shoes. Yrs later, he became a leader.
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by youngemex(m): 9:16pm On Dec 17, 2014
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back then there use to call me alot of names, but the most one was sambo
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by misshoree(f): 9:18pm On Dec 17, 2014
Gberunpe,she carries her hair for a very long time
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Gordieshegz(m): 9:21pm On Dec 17, 2014
I was called "absolute"...cos I was adicted to using absolute in my sentences...
A girl in my class was "apoti oko" (pen*is safe")
One guy was called aake(axe) cos his name was akeem and he had an east-west elongated head...
Oju eja...she always slept in class..
Akuji...cos he suffocated in class twice..
Malla...we wondered if that guy was a bastard then cos he looked very much like a hausa...
Ehn...she no dey ear words once...anytin u tell herm,na ehn she go answer
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by tclever: 9:25pm On Dec 17, 2014
MrRhymes101:
They called me Baron De Mostesquieu (if u did government in school u will understand y) cos my real name is Monday
Seperation of power grin
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by mabeni(m): 9:29pm On Dec 17, 2014
the was this guy we called ebele because he had no shoes.
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by aktem(m): 9:30pm On Dec 17, 2014
there were many funny nicknames we do call ourselves in sec skul.....lyk..

epon agbo(ram's penis)
epo akara
eyin iku(teeth of death)
smd(short man devil)
lamurin
tilapia..

..and so on
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Missmossy(f): 9:35pm On Dec 17, 2014
Funny thread, glad I went to a day school anytime anyday grin
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by sammieguze(m): 9:37pm On Dec 17, 2014
clitlicker:
If you were a day student pls this thread is not for you cause your sec school experience is in complete. First and foremost ill like to say a shout out to all the ex-shool house boys. Please feel free to add yours.

Nicknames:

Baby cockroach

Omugzy (from omugo)

Half loaf


Bush baby

H.i.v

O.b.j

Billy goat (bilesanmi)

Pot




school house, bush Baby.... were u a student of fgci
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Tonylyte(m): 9:42pm On Dec 17, 2014
Evathyst:
Permit me to join ds fast moving train....

Mine happened during my univ days, a yahoo guy hammered and took us out to celebrate. Everyone was placing order for beers and all sort of alcohol. As a sharp gal now, I no wan fall hand. So, I also ordered for Amarula. After sipping just two glasses, na so 'highness' start. Wat followed wasn't funny at all, I was drunk to d point of urinating ryt in dt spot. Mehn! See falling hand embarassed


By now, u should av known wat my nickname would be tongue Amarula! Although, I begged my friends so much till dey stop calling me by dt name.


However, some other nicknames of my friends(both guys&babes) never ceases to amuse me till date...


Big Larry.... due to her size.
Kawasaki,
Kakaki... D guy voice loud pass microphone.
Aque,
Ben 10,
Tallest,
Mallam bature.... Dt guy na mugu to d core. We dey chop him money play.
Sheyinfunmi.... Dt gal teeth na die.
Professor.... U think he's brilliant ba? Story? D guy mumu don pass Phd level.
Oboskala.... Ds guy can f*ck anything so long as dt thing wear skirt.
Idi-araba.... My friend y*nsh na die. Dt kind y*nsh wey dey cause go-slow. cheesy
Ds are d few I could remember for now. Mehn! School life is really d best!




*Edited* How can I forget BRT? Chisos! Dt guy waka dey be as if him dey run. Den, we nicknamed him 'BRT'

Origbim.... Jeez! Ds guy head big no be small.
I sight you baibe. U scarce sha.

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