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Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Akerry(m): 1:03am On Dec 18, 2014 |
i was Nicknamed KERRYBUTTER in primary school just because i answered Bread and butter in a loud voice when my class teacher asked of what i ate for breakfast ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Aydesmond(m): 1:14am On Dec 18, 2014 |
mine was malaria and osama, becos i always trouble my class matez. Lol back then... |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by totoakins(m): 1:21am On Dec 18, 2014 |
the funniest name was '2 Lorry' because they said the guy's head was like two lorries that had an inelastic collusion. I still chuckle anytime I think about it. another was 'no shape' coos of shapeless head |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by totoakins(m): 1:36am On Dec 18, 2014 |
for a female friend 'analog' because breast was small like ps2 analog sick billy from billiaminu Hausa mallam ogede because he was tall and bent |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by nuesmann(m): 5:02am On Dec 18, 2014 |
Shakiru ewure |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by monsterprick(m): 5:41am On Dec 18, 2014 |
back then the call me KOKO because my mum use to dish coco yam for me to school when we have no money then. though I don't like the name, but the more u control them to stop calling you the more they enjoy calling you. I later get use to it and it help me after I leave school am easily recognised with that nickname. am in Peru now I have no Nick name. |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by bravehost4u(m): 5:49am On Dec 18, 2014 |
they called me ASARO. Said i had complexion of a porridge yam. Name made me popular |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by chinonso144(m): 6:15am On Dec 18, 2014 |
my own na virgin player coz i dey do pastor and dey code girls easily |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by chinonso144(m): 6:17am On Dec 18, 2014 |
they called me wonder boy cos sometimes my sweat dey turn red.... |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Nobody: 6:32am On Dec 18, 2014 |
piggy because I was fat I wanted to just frustrate them then but I'm always the one frustrated |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Sapeleboy(m): 6:50am On Dec 18, 2014 |
A guy in my class then was called "gborlorkor" why a girl was called "sawdust kpuns" |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Maximillian1: 7:41am On Dec 18, 2014 |
Some people here attended secondary schools that were really boring ooo..see dry nicknames everywhere |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by ajisjaybay: 8:27am On Dec 18, 2014 |
I WAS CALLED ENUGU COS I WAS BORN AT ENUGU B4 MOVIN TO LAGOS |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by afrika(f): 8:29am On Dec 18, 2014 |
Senior bubbler Senior Gabon Morojah Don Cee Don vee Tins Timbolo Bushmo Pahreh |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by nzube56(m): 8:37am On Dec 18, 2014 |
clitlicker:..... Okenti, ntiazu, |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by gottoboy(m): 9:18am On Dec 18, 2014 |
TonniBlaze, TonyCruz, Tony Yayo so many reasons behind thee name even till today Tonniblaze Ȋ̝̊̅§ still iϞ existence Αм One of the first Junior student to have a nickname, itis prohibited among ᵗᴴᵋ seniors then! Upto like 4 times αh was reallie punished for that Nickname! Αм into muzic thats why its still effective |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Telvinsahpa: 9:19am On Dec 18, 2014 |
I was call smalli becus I was the smallest in our hostel |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by wayodude(m): 9:25am On Dec 18, 2014 |
POB - Prince of Biafra Vulture School fees Newspaper Ooo ma paaa Captain Planet gbanini Agba lante God pikin Deeznuts Steven sin Big lion Blackky Ninja Etc etc |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by nopecin(m): 9:36am On Dec 18, 2014 |
You go AIMCA cos i knw one agama to fo the sch ooo ![]() Obinoscopy: |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by motherlode: 9:48am On Dec 18, 2014 |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by fabulousmann(f): 10:09am On Dec 18, 2014 |
Am a lady and I was called "man" I can assure u dat dat name is not abt to die anytime soon. Oh n dat was 2004 |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by CzarRex: 10:10am On Dec 18, 2014 |
Plenty nicknames full for skul den oh, Kwash(d gurl too slim den) 580(name of cement company given to 1 gurl) Osas(d guy real name was osademe) bulldozer(name given to fat pple) Iroko(given to tall pple) Spade(d guy back head was very flat) etc Mine was stylish den, I was given PRESIDENT CZAR, tho I was already knwn by nickname as czar, but durin a class lecture I was bizy wooing a gurl in form of joke in klass tellin her dat if we get married nd I bcome d president dat free iphone's will b given 2 d whole nation, she bursted into laughter.I tot dat was d end of it all..afta d class d news flew like wild fire, since dat day on I was neva knwn as czar, I was been calld president czar both by my klassmates, tchaz nd jnrz uo till 2day. |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Drenix(m): 10:14am On Dec 18, 2014 |
okadigbo |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Donreiy: 10:23am On Dec 18, 2014 |
i had many o.... was really popular then i had PRIKOMETER: i liked analysing peoples penis size. DONREIY: from my name Raymond MEAT WATER: i liked begging for meat water from the kitchen women to set rat traps even more i cant remember. other funny names were TOFA: given to our f maths teacher with open teeth.... he pronounces "to find" as tofa SHWEHHHH: our English teacher then. (name gotten from the twelfth vowel sound) AKPU: one dude that always smells like fufu FISH PIE: one dwarf in our class then ANTELOPE: one backstabber like that FROGIST: with big eyes L.O.G: {Lover Of Girls} we told him the name was from his excellence in logarithm.... lol. if not we for just die OBSERVER: our Geography teacher always silent with his hand under his jaw during assemblies observing. OGBONNA: from a guys surname Aigbona PARROT alse PATRIOT (sexy version): alwayss talking so so many. cant even recall some |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by famtech: 10:52am On Dec 18, 2014 |
ask4bk: Laugh tire here,true talk 1 Like |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by fharmah(m): 11:25am On Dec 18, 2014 |
my best frnd was called isale beta caus of his surname okebata me I was called ''agbe'' meaning farmer My skul account teacher was called Oju opolo caus of his eyes My chemistry teacher was called hydrogen My principal was called stone cold caus of his hair further maths teacher was called aliss Just to mention a few |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Thraedz(m): 12:31pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
clitlicker: This dude in my class then was called "LIPSON" cos he had a very big lips. ![]() |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Tonylyte(m): 1:26pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
Evathyst:Wetin be osho? U know say your pidgin don dey strong pass ma own dis days. |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Cryxtal(f): 1:51pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
Lol... Really hilarious names here |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by heayey(m): 2:57pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
chyken iwin skurry quacknot wastelord ikoko |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by Pendora: 3:29pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
myn was PENCHOM. i was so small then. thougj nw am biger n taller dan almost all of them bt dey stil cal me dt |
Re: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by ChubbyT(f): 5:37pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
motherlode:me don reduce,m nw chubby. |
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