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Cool Joke by bigfather(m): 10:09am On Dec 09, 2008 |
[b]Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports. They created labels and cards. They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports They did every job known to man. Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off, Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work, Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?" God just shrugged and said, JESUS SAVES !!!!!!!!!!! Have a great day! [/b] |
Re: Cool Joke by showbobo(m): 12:09pm On Dec 09, 2008 |
ok |
Re: Cool Joke by mykali(m): 7:10pm On Dec 09, 2008 |
cool |
Re: Cool Joke by bydot1(m): 10:32pm On Dec 09, 2008 |
not bad! |
Re: Cool Joke by BossTtdiamonds(m): 11:30pm On Dec 09, 2008 |
this is friggin nice . . |
Re: Cool Joke by Magnate021(m): 12:56am On Dec 10, 2008 |
cool! |
Re: Cool Joke by clemcykul(f): 10:49am On Dec 10, 2008 |
wats kool about your empty purse? |
Re: Cool Joke by krama(m): 11:03am On Dec 10, 2008 |
Hmnn. . . |
Re: Cool Joke by izeek(m): 11:13am On Dec 10, 2008 |
best joke i ever read on NL. i owe u one seriously. make ur choose. |
Re: Cool Joke by clemcykul(f): 11:18am On Dec 10, 2008 |
hey izeek how are u?? long timmeee |
Re: Cool Joke by bigfather(m): 11:44am On Dec 10, 2008 |
izeek: Anything good ! Abi you go find me one better FESTAC babe ?! |
Re: Cool Joke by sholabanke(m): 7:47pm On Dec 10, 2008 |
AIDS dey for real |
Re: Cool Joke by mykali(m): 8:02pm On Dec 10, 2008 |
na lie! i have immunity. |
Re: Cool Joke by sholabanke(m): 8:07pm On Dec 10, 2008 |
its true JESUS SAVES |
Re: Cool Joke by bigfather(m): 9:58am On Dec 11, 2008 |
sholabanke: Guy you too get bad mind o ! I just want to meet the babe so that i go dey teach am better jokes. |
Re: Cool Joke by argent(f): 10:11am On Dec 11, 2008 |
I just meet to the babe so that i go dey teach am better jokes. [quote][/quote]` Yeah right. rolls eyes |
Re: Cool Joke by rayshiy: 11:46am On Dec 11, 2008 |
Mr Teacher sofry sofry oh, aid dey for town, and no immunity , if uknowwaramean |
Re: Cool Joke by dbaptist1(m): 10:30pm On Dec 11, 2008 |
@ big father u sure say na only jokes u wan teach d babe abi u get plans for extra mural classes? tell us |
Re: Cool Joke by sholabanke(m): 11:22pm On Dec 11, 2008 |
please people help me tell him cus i cant shout |
Re: Cool Joke by bigfather(m): 8:56am On Dec 12, 2008 |
d-baptist: Na you come sabi that one o ! But i just wan teach am strictly jokes and natting else ! |
Re: Cool Joke by izeek(m): 1:17pm On Dec 12, 2008 |
clemcy no vex, i have been trying to fix things. how ur side? |
Re: Cool Joke by mykali(m): 8:33pm On Dec 12, 2008 |
Re: Cool Joke by sholabanke(m): 12:10am On Dec 13, 2008 |
u must be carpenter or plumber what hav u been try to fix all this while |
Re: Cool Joke by just2nice(m): 12:15am On Dec 13, 2008 |
sholabanke:The koko. |
Re: Cool Joke by sholabanke(m): 12:17am On Dec 13, 2008 |
which one be that koko for nipple? |
Re: Cool Joke by DereI(f): 7:08am On Dec 13, 2008 |
big father: If na ONLY jokes you wan teach am, why u request for festac babe? Why not festac bobo?? |
Re: Cool Joke by bigfather(m): 12:05pm On Dec 14, 2008 |
Dere I: Aahhhhh, bobo's nor dey learn quickly jare and besides i sabi teach babes well,well ! Abi you go join? Make i teach you OGBONGE jokes? |
Re: Cool Joke by dbaptist1(m): 12:32am On Dec 15, 2008 |
big father: guy make i tell u be suspect 4 here na only women wey dey learn fast u wan teachladies make una shine una eyes o |
Re: Cool Joke by bigfather(m): 10:08am On Dec 15, 2008 |
d-baptist: It takes only a thief to know a thief ! |
Re: Cool Joke by clemcykul(f): 11:04am On Dec 15, 2008 |
and that makes u one. |
Re: Cool Joke by bigfather(m): 1:17pm On Dec 15, 2008 |
clemcykul:And that makes you the LEADER ! |
Re: Cool Joke by clemcykul(f): 3:41pm On Dec 15, 2008 |
i rebuke you |
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