na dat crooked finga u dey point at me bah
i dash u d remaining 4 wey dey direct 2 ya chest

u still never wake up?

ask syl 2 xplain dat 2 u

sholabanke:

see them
why be say na church first come ur mind?

So that people like u wey dey com here to steal my wives will listen to God talking and be able to repent

Bitter otito

@kayowalemi
who be ur wife here?
tell me so that i wont pass my boundary

sholabanke:

@kayowalemi
who be ur wife here?
tell me so that i wont pass my boundary

I said wives not wife
tytlayor be the iyale of all

tyty. . .
omo to chon. .

nawa oo! tyty don marry many husbands for here

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nice addition

Yes nice "addiction" to weed 

kayowalemi:

Yes nice "addiction" to weed 

funny.

spenchuks:

nawa oo! tyty don marry many husbands for here

yes nw. . includin u
last bustop

_{*passing by*}

come back here, who u wan carry that BAKASSI go give sef

tytylayor:

_{*passing by*}

*pinches the kissing lips*

it hurts right

come pinch am na

and how close to the tree does it fall?

tytylayor:

_{*passing by*}

just pass them all and stop for my yard for a PALM WINE or OGOGORO 

And by the way e don tay wey you scratch my back ooo.

I know some of you go wan ask me whether MTN dey plaster scratch-card for my back, well, NO. She understand the scratch i dey talk about

kayowalemi:

just pass them all and stop for my yard for a PALM WINE or OGOGORO
And by the way e don tay wey you scratch my back.

nairaland go kill person. another man wife naing u want make she com scratch ur okrikpoto back If u don't know tyty is my wife then ask studio clemxy, or sholabank. No fear. wubish.

I don't need to ask them, you sef go ask tyty

My advise for u: STAY OFF I don't lik killing people with Magun, u hear now

kayowalemi:

I don't need to ask them, you sef go ask tyty

My advise for u: STAY OFF I don't lik killing people with Magun, u hear now

God help me, before my very eyes somebody is chasing my wife, Lord i don't need to ask my wife cos she is the most faithful being i have ever seen.

Now kayowalemi, no body go fit settle this we case, and i promise u sey na acid i go pour u any time i see u around my wife, u dey hear me. foolpid.

Acid or what did i hear?
am outta of here

oh i remember , ur bad experience of acid, so hows ur face now

HALLLO. . . U have not answered my question

mrs gab
whats ur question?
@dyabman
experience na best teacher

I dey ask him why is he always bullying me

when dey call diaperman
dont u know what that means

uhm. . . means he is a child?