AIRTEL:
The first person to announce the release of second list will get #100 MTN airtime from me.

oya give me my credit.its not out

Venus007:
Its nrmal. Boutiques sell at higher prices than nrmal. Itsnt an 'Ibo ppl' thing. Come to Ikeja City Mall nd u'll ask ur Madam to raise her prices. Shoes of N19900, that wont last more dan 3mnths.

19k? Haba,its too much o,but things are supposed 2 be cheap in a mall now

Ray360:
did you say "a while?" It's been decades . How are you doing?

lol. Im doing pretty good. Wbu?

RobinHez:

Haha...u've sure been gone for too long!

My Laptop is sleeping in its grave #R.I.P.

Shey na u go test am 4 me sha?

you mean its bad ?
So what r u using 4 d main?

It wouldn't make any difference if anyone else examines you.

RobinRay like a mix of Robinhez and Ray360

Ijehk7:
ok nice1, microbiology boss,,.. Xo ar u a student @uniben?

No am not...

Fabzgrace:

you mean its bad ?
So what r u using 4 d main?

It wouldn't make any difference if anyone else examines you.

Its worse than bad sis..
I'm stuck with this useless Bold 2 that can't even read pdf files

Na...I would want ur hand on my head, telling me to look straight at the board and tell what I see

Fabzgrace:
RobinRay like a mix of Robinhez and Ray360

Don't mind her

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CreekReporter?

RobinHez:
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CreekReporter?

u go soon chop ban o

mrwash:
No am not...

ok bro, do u play chords?

Otibho80:
19k? Haba,its too much o,but things are supposed 2 be cheap in a mall now

Lol. Babes at allz oh. U'l see Mr. Price Jeans trousers of 12k. Nd d mumu trousers will fade lyk mad when u wash it. U can even use d water to dye ur white shirt deep blue. Mttccchew.

RobinHez:
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Robin

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Ray
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CreekReporter?

same thought.....

How do you change course after being admitted?

I saw a change of course form for admitted students on JAMB post-registration portal but I think UNIBEN has it's own way.

Am I right?

AIRTEL:
The first person to announce the release of second list will get #100 MTN airtime from me

hmph... Airtel giving out MTN recharge cards.
*shakingmyhead*

Venus007:
Lol. Babes at allz oh. U'l see Mr. Price Jeans trousers of 12k. Nd d mumu trousers will fade lyk mad when u wash it. U can even use d water to dye ur white shirt deep blue. Mttccchew.

no vex...u suppose go chinedu shop 4 modern market...#1500 to #3000

Otibho80:
u go soon chop ban o

Who wan serve am You?

gloryaaa:
no vex...u suppose go chinedu shop 4 modern market...#1500 to #3000

Lol. Whr dah 1 dey? Benin? E get whr person fit find confirm jeans for N500 4 Lagos.

Venus007:
Lol. Whr dah 1 dey? Benin? E get whr person fit find confirm jeans for N500 4 Lagos.

Na Lagos I dey talk bout....haba dah one Na 2nd hand na

RobinHez:

Its worse than bad sis..
I'm stuck with this useless Bold 2 that can't even read pdf files

Na...I would want ur hand on my head, telling me to look straight at the board and tell what I see

eyah.. Our situations are similar. Being stuck with a phone thats so useless.
Can u bliv this useless phone of mine doesn't even support whatsapp ;( .

Ok,lets see how it goes then .

gloryaaa:
Na Lagos I dey talk bout....haba dah one Na 2nd hand na

Lol. True.

Sup @gloryaaa

Otibho80:
no o its 3k and it also depends on d type u want. D work is going well,d pay is good but its also stressful. My madam is an igbo woman and she nags alot

Okay, I look forward to getting one. Is there anything called work That's not stressful? . One can even accumulate stress from just sitting down for hours. let your madame nag, In Nigeria, bosses are always right. just do what is required of you .

iamtimt:
Sup @gloryaaa

hello

Fabzgrace:

eyah.. Our situations are similar. Being stuck with a phone thats so useless.
Can u bliv this useless phone of mine doesn't even support whatsapp ;( .

Ok,lets see how it goes then .

I'm telling you...its so freaking annoying!

RobinHez:
Don't mind her

Its a SHE

Fabzgrace:
Its a SHE

I think...
Or he's a well known guy here!

Ijehk7:
tank u boss, pls i nid ur help wit d prototype of d affidavit sir.. I wish to type it to save sm chickenchange*winks**

IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF LAGOS STATE HOLDING AT KOSOFE MAGISTRATE DISTRICT.
SWORN AFFIDAVIT FOR NON-MEMBERSHIP OF SECERET CULT.

I, DANIEL LAGBAJA NNAMDI, A student, Christian, Nigerian citizen, residing at No. 38, Papa ajasco street, Laulau, Lagos hereby declare as follows :-

1. That I am a 100 level (full time) student of the department of Biochemistry, school of life science, University of Benin city.

2. That my JAMB Registration number is 36385421EI.

3. That I am aware of the rules on cult renunciation Committee recently inaugurated by the pro-chancellor and chairman of the governing council of the university of Benin .

4. That I have never been a member of any secret cult within or outside the university.

5. That I am not a member or sponsor of any secret cult.

6. That I will never aid or abet the activities of any secret cult.

7. That from the rules and regulations of the university, I am aware that membership of any secret cult is incompatible with any status as a student of the university of Benin.

8. That the university is at liberty to invoke necessary disciplinary action against me for acts unbecoming of a student of the university of Benin.

9. That I make this solemn declaration conscientiously believing same to be true and correct in accordance with the oaths law.


SWORN to at the magistrate court
Registry, Kosofe Lagos this 22nd day of March, 2008.



. that's it. I will post that of Good conduct later. the court should stamp it.


Cc hybee, blizzard, Jackossy e.t.c

Fabzgrace:
lol. Im doing pretty good. Wbu?

I am fine . how have you been? Where did you go?

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lol... Until proven, it remains a thought-play.

IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF LAGOS STATE HOLDING AT KOSOFE MAGISTRATE DISTRICT.
SWORN AFFIDAVIT FOR GOOD CONDUCT.

I, DANIEL LAGBAJA NNAMDI, A student, Christian, Nigerian citizen, residing at No. 38, Papa ajasco street, Laulau, Lagos hereby declare as follows :-

1. That I am a 100 level (full time) student of the department of Biochemistry, school of life science, University of Benin city.

2. That my JAMB Registration number is 36385421EI.

3. That I am aware of the rules and regulation of the university of Benin.

4. That I will not do anything to infringe on the rules and regulation of the university.

5. That I will not aid or abet any activities detrimental to the smooth running of university of Benin.

6. That the university of Benin is at Liberty to invoke necessary disciplinary action against me for acts unbecoming of the students of the university of Benin.

7. That I make these solemn declaration conscientiously believing same to be the and correct in accordance with the oaths law.


SWORN to at the magistrate Court
Registry, Kosofe, Lagos this 22nd of March, 2008.


IJehk, blizzard, hybee, Jackossy..

Is there any affidavit to be sworn again?