kokubillions:

Mr Ray I greet you o

my oga... I greet you too. how are you?

Ebayray:




Chai!!! Make Uniben nor try me o??

No let wetin I yarn dampen your spirit in any way.

I was just thinking out loud!

Ijehk7:
ok, i wan buy new fone b4 i resume xo, i neva tel popsy d total amount..*wink* make i calculate sm budget wella.. Do u av i dea aw many passport dat wuld b required?

30+

Ijehk7:
Uniben4sure no b only u suppose get dat name.. Me too i nid am

receive it IJN.

SwagkingDope:

Anoda naija match dae?

Abi they wan play di part 2 of Nigeria vs DR Congo? cux di part 1 bloody

oh chai dem dn start? Eewoo.. Abeg wetin b scores? B4 i faint here

Ray360:

That's just it! clearance officers differ in methods of scrutinizing documents. Some are strict, some employ draconian rules that will make one Stammer at some sensitive questions, some are friendly e.t.c

I saw that white lady in another clearance station in Auditorium. The dean of Life science signed on some docs while a Muslim lady on Hijab scrutinised my documents.
I am not angry, lol.. my temper doesn't fray over trivial issues.

Lol, ok. Thanks.


Jeezy, dat white lady cleared for me... I couldn't hear wat she was saying n she's very strict ehn, d oda clearance officers respect her a lot... She do me ehn

Ksslib:
No let wetin I yarn dampen your spirit in any way.
I was just thinking out loud!

Hmmm, OK.

Ijehk7:
wel as 4 me oh, m sure u wuld get it..

Amen. And you too.

Ijehk7:
ok, i wan buy new fone b4 i resume xo, i neva tel popsy d total amount..*wink* make i calculate sm budget wella.. Do u av i dea aw many passport dat wuld b required?

lool, you wantu scam your popsi... 40 passport photographs

RobinHez:


#coughs! And wipes dust from his signature...

lol, u en? Wel na injoo fire pro.. I want o.. Una get am?

Ray360:
30+

tanx bro,, bt chaiii e too much ooo

Ray360:
baba ksslib just dey play on logic.. lol. thinking here and there. nice though. Uniben has always been unpredictable.

Toh. How man go do. I just dey try read Uniben mind, to figure them out.

But true true, like you said..... Unibend dey erratic in behaviour.

Ijehk7:
ok, i wan buy new fone b4 i resume xo, i neva tel popsy d total amount..*wink* make i calculate sm budget wella.. Do u av i dea aw many passport dat wuld b required?

Jes hold 36 passports to be on the safer side cos ull not only do physical clearance, departmental n faculty own.

Lol, maybe spiritual clearance wil complete it

kokubillions:


No bro, heard its 1K5 tho

It lesser than that. The day I went to meet those guys at maingate, he said 1.5, I said 1k. Then he said 1.4, I said no, and as I was leaving, he was like 'boss, na zo be the price everywhere. Oya cum make I just do am for you for 1200 + 100 (internet service) = 1300".. I was not having enough cash so I still declined

Uniben4sure:
receive it IJN.

Uniben4sure:
receive it IJN.

lol.. Na stamping i nid nw o

Ray360:
my oga... I greet you too. how are you?

I'm fine sir, hope you're preparing well?

Ijehk7:
oh chai dem dn start? Eewoo.. Abeg wetin b scores? B4 i faint here

Na 7:30 em tae start!

DR Congo beat Oliseh boys 2:0 cux small country lyk DR Congo nr fit beat my country dah kine beating

Highest we draw

Ebayray:



Lol, ok. Thanks.


Jeezy, dat white lady cleared for me... I couldn't hear wat she was saying n she's very strict ehn, d oda clearance officers respect her a lot... She do me ehn

lol... The clearance officers for Education are always angry when clearing candidates! hahahaha! you know how long the queue can be for such faculty with the highest candidates in the whole school. they fling files anyhow.. you go just dey stand for queue, file go hit you from back, na from education clearance station. hahaha!


goodnight

kokubillions:


lool, you wantu scam your popsi... 40 passport photographs

*smiles** abeg dnt spoil market nau, guys dnt say it dat way.. We call it BUDGET101

SwagkingDope:

Na 7:30 em tae start!

DR Congo beat Oliseh boys 2:0 cux small country lyk DR Congo nr fit beat my country dah kine beating

Highest we draw

chaii ewo, bt i tot itwas 11.pm nau? Ooooo.. Av dey realy played ?

SmithRussell:
It lesser than that. The day I went to meet those guys at maingate, he said 1.5, I said 1k. Then he said 1.4, I said no, and as I was leaving, he was like 'boss, na zo be the price everywhere. Oya cum make I just do am for you for 1200 + 100 (internet service) = 1300".. I was not having enough cash so I still declined

Lool Your mumcy thought you well, you have good bargaining skill

Ray360:

lol... The clearance officers for Education are always angry when clearing candidates! hahahaha! you know how long the queue can be for such faculty with the highest candidates in the whole school. they fling files anyhow.. you go just dey stand for queue, file go hit you from back, na from education clearance station. hahaha!


goodnight

Chai, I hail peepz in the education faculty, deir own is tough o, nor be small...

Lol, i didn't stand o, we were called in twos n threes...


Yeah, night night dearie

Ray360:

lol... The clearance officers for Education are always angry when clearing candidates! hahahaha! you know how long the queue can be for such faculty with the highest candidates in the whole school. they fling files anyhow.. you go just dey stand for queue, file go hit you from back, na from education clearance station. hahaha!


goodnight

ahahahah lol 4ny guy.. Realy? Mehn unibend en..

Ijehk7:
*smiles** abeg dnt spoil market nau, guys dnt say it dat way.. We call it BUDGET101

lool or stealing?

Where Pukkah oo...

Ijehk7:
chaii ewo, bt i tot itwas 11.pm nau? Ooooo.. Av dey realy played ?

Na lie i cum dae talk ni?

Ok,check www.goal.com

Ebayray:



Lol, ok. Thanks.


Jeezy, dat white lady cleared for me... I couldn't hear wat she was saying n she's very strict ehn, d oda clearance officers respect her a lot... She do me ehn

if may ask, when will clearance start and also the payment of acceptance fee

Ebayray:



Who's Linda?!! Is it Linda of Linda Ikeji blog...

Hmmmmmmmmm, dunno o.

Linda means Cute, Pretty in Portuguese, and Spanish too..

You can walk up to a young lady and say 'oi Linda (or minha linda), tudoe ben?' or even 'como vai' (to be more formal)

Ksslib:
Toh. How man go do. I just dey try read Uniben mind, to figure them out.
But true true, like you said..... Unibend dey erratic in behaviour.

no be today... lol. good night boss.

SwagkingDope:

Na lie i cum dae talk ni?

Ok,check www.goal.com

brb. Mak i confirm am.. Chaii deris God oh, oliseh dn enter am

kokubillions:

I'm fine sir, hope you're preparing well?

I am doing my best possible. and you?

SwagkingDope:

Na 7:30 em tae start!

DR Congo beat Oliseh boys 2:0 cux small country lyk DR Congo nr fit beat my country dah kine beating

Highest we draw

Choi, see finishing?.

Dat finishing reminds me of the people of Israel and the small country Ai.

But sincerely Oliseh is a fool to me o, losing a great goalie lyk Enyema is lyk making Super Eagles lose its glory.


Smh diagonally