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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Princecalm(m): 2:31pm On Aug 28, 2015
Venus007:
I did. I mentiond dat last week.
ops!!! .... never knew
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 2:31pm On Aug 28, 2015
Ray360:

Hello, Doctor Pukkah. help! I am ladened with a Traumatizing malady. My eyeballs are hot, My Mouth is awry. help me doctor, what will I do? cry
OK,Sorry.
It's probably Malaria
Go see a Lab scientist for some tests.
If it comes out positive,take Lumaterm iv bd *3/7 2.cap
Vitamin B.co
Tenque cool
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by ShutTheFhuckUp: 2:31pm On Aug 28, 2015
Jackossky:



Whenever seun sees you,his countenance would change.
see as yhu jez mentiond
d owner's name.
Na like daht dem take ban me last month o0.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:32pm On Aug 28, 2015
Ray360:

I Posted "mother", not " murder ". and yes, poetry is the mother and father of rap. I can debate with you on that till the cows come home.

lol. I've cleared him on that already. so the cows can keep grazing.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Princecalm(m): 2:33pm On Aug 28, 2015
CreekReporter:




you couldn't have said it any better



you simply don't like Wayne and not those sentimental statement you made earlier
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by ShutTheFhuckUp: 2:34pm On Aug 28, 2015
Ray360:

I Posted "mother", not " murder ". and yes, poetry is the mother and father of rap. I can debate with you on that till the cows come home.
ohk, mother.!
buh Can u plz telme how cuz in
ds days of ours....rap prevails.


Poetry sucks like my dog's ass.!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:34pm On Aug 28, 2015
Pukka36:
OK,Sorry.
It's probably Malaria
Go see a Lab scientist for some tests.
If it comes out positive,take Lumaterm iv bd *3/7 2.cap
Vitamin B.co
Tenque cool


hehehe. no go prescribe rat poison for person oh.

my guy jejely carry yourself to a doctor oh. lady pukka is yet to be a doctor.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 2:35pm On Aug 28, 2015
ShutTheFhuckUp:

u can say waheva u
wanna say cuz even d
main person I'm talkinq knows himself if
he sees dt.

So keep shakinq i†.
No qualms, but It is Indecorous to label a mentally demanding feat "crazy and gloomy". If You detest something, Let it pass like a strolling wind.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Princecalm(m): 2:35pm On Aug 28, 2015
ShutTheFhuckUp:

see as yhu jez mentiond
d owner's name.
Na like daht dem take ban me last month o0.
an innocent criminal indeed
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by gloryaaa(f): 2:35pm On Aug 28, 2015
RobinHez:

Uhm...i think October is when we're to converge at Benin, November is actually when we'll begin lectures.
Hehe... me can't wait
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by ShutTheFhuckUp: 2:36pm On Aug 28, 2015
Princecalm:



they are still planning on how to increase the school fees
that would b catastrophic
& insane.
Ionne pray 4such cuz b4 yhu kno, doz students go go
on indefinite strike.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Jackossky(m): 2:36pm On Aug 28, 2015
ShutTheFhuckUp:

see as yhu jez mentiond
d owner's name.
Na like daht dem take ban me last month o0.


So you have learnt your lessonlesson shocked
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 2:39pm On Aug 28, 2015
Pukka36:
OK,Sorry.
It's probably Malaria
Go see a Lab scientist for some tests.
If it comes out positive,take Lumaterm iv bd *3/7 2.cap
Vitamin B.co
Tenque cool
wow! Doctor, You know medicine o.. chai.. ehm, doctor, why do I pee profusely like a camel at short-time span on rainy days ? I almost peed on my shorts on my exam day, even though I had peed before the exam.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by ShutTheFhuckUp: 2:39pm On Aug 28, 2015
CreekReporter:


lol, not murder but mother.
rap is a form of poetry. but poetry is not a form of rap. u get?
so in all, poetry is the mother of all forms of music.
abehgi, go tell daht
to ur literature teacher.

Make me & u stand ⁴street, u recite ur
poems & i freestyle some rap lines.

Let's see who dem go call & sponsor
d next day. grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:39pm On Aug 28, 2015
Princecalm:



you simply don't like Wayne and not those sentimental statement you made earlier

lol. I'm a fan of Wayne . I'm even a better fan than that xiester whatever of a dude. but truth is Wayne ain't shit.

sarkodie will murder his ass any day any time.

but I know that won't happen because sarkodie is from the no-good-Africa.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:40pm On Aug 28, 2015
ShutTheFhuckUp:

abehgi, go tell daht
to ur literature teacher.

Make me & u stand ⁴street, u recite ur
poems & i freestyle some rap lines.

Let's see who dem go call & sponsor
d next day. grin


hahahaha and I almost took you serious. gosh this dude is a clown.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 2:41pm On Aug 28, 2015
CreekReporter:


lol. I've cleared him on that already. so the cows can keep grazing.
hahaha.. you regale me always
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 2:41pm On Aug 28, 2015
Ray360:

wow! Doctor, You know medicine o.. chai.. ehm, doctor, why do I pee profusely like a camel at short-time span on rainy days ? I almost peed on my shorts on my exam day, even though I had peed before the exam.
U wey be Microbiologisttongue
The reason is because U sweat less on rainy days....
So in order for the water level to be balanced,U have to lose it through another means...
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Jackossky(m): 2:41pm On Aug 28, 2015
Ray360:

wow! Doctor, You know medicine o.. chai.. ehm, doctor, why do I pee profusely like a camel at short-time span on rainy days ? I almost peed on my shorts on my exam day, even though I had peed before the exam.

That must be hereditary.....modern medicine can't solve these.....we need to ask ifa grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 2:41pm On Aug 28, 2015
Sure sure sure!
lordkvng:

don't worry I'll come this evening.. m a wizard Sha... Hope u still lavf me
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by ShutTheFhuckUp: 2:42pm On Aug 28, 2015
Jackossky:



So you have learnt your lessonlesson shocked
no sir,
buh im still learning. lipsrsealed
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by ShutTheFhuckUp: 2:43pm On Aug 28, 2015
Ray360:

No qualms, but It is Indecorous to label a mentally demanding feat "crazy and gloomy". If You detest something, Let it pass like a strolling wind.
dats y i didn't quote ani1
when i made daht comment.


Yhu shuldav ignored cuz it wasnt direct.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 2:44pm On Aug 28, 2015
CreekReporter:



hehehe. no go prescribe rat poison for person oh.

my guy jejely carry yourself to a doctor oh. lady pukka is yet to be a doctor.
Shey werrin I prescribe na rat poisoncrysad
*Adjusts stethoscope*cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 2:46pm On Aug 28, 2015
Anyhow sha. Na to gain admission be d koko.
Princecalm:
Yes that was their plan but from all indications they will have to make readjustment
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by ShutTheFhuckUp: 2:46pm On Aug 28, 2015
CreekReporter:



hahahaha and I almost took you serious. gosh this dude is a clown.
no wanda u
dey underate Wayne like dt.

U no simply like rap.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Princecalm(m): 2:47pm On Aug 28, 2015
ShutTheFhuckUp:

that would b catastrophic
& insane.
Ionne pray 4such cuz b4 yhu, doz students go go
on indefinite strike.



that school will certainly fall within the top three expensive state owned University
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Princecalm(m): 2:49pm On Aug 28, 2015
Venus007:
Anyhow sha. Na to gain admission be d koko.




yeah, nothing more than that for now

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlNelssyn(m): 2:50pm On Aug 28, 2015
Yonddaime:
I totally agree with you.


where did we drop the word "Optimistic"?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by ShutTheFhuckUp: 2:50pm On Aug 28, 2015
CreekReporter:


lol. I'm a fan of Wayne . I'm even a better fan than that xiester whatever of a dude. but truth is Wayne ain't shit.

sarkodie will murder his ass any day any time.

but I know that won't happen because sarkodie is from the no-good-Africa.

me love sarkodie's rap n flow dieeeee
buh ßros, u sure ur a fan of lilwayne huh?

& yhu do read his lyrics wella.?
Lol....lil Wayne go fuçk dt Ghanian dude yansh anihw
wid punchlines.

Sarkodie can only beat him wen it cums
to beinq fast at rappinq.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 2:51pm On Aug 28, 2015
Venus007:
Sure sure sure!
love you too...I've been banned, it's still lordkvng tho... take care.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Princecalm(m): 2:52pm On Aug 28, 2015
CreekReporter:


lol. I'm a fan of Wayne . I'm even a better fan than that xiester whatever of a dude. but truth is Wayne ain't shit.

sarkodie will murder his ass any day any time.

but I know that won't happen because sarkodie is from the no-good-Africa.



anyways they still look up to their god(rap) Eminem

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