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Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 5:42pm On Feb 12, 2009
SHARRAP!!!! Pomade. Wus-rung-wit u?
Re: First Time by romsky: 5:44pm On Feb 12, 2009
atole i know ur lips r itching to spill d tatafo u know
Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 5:53pm On Feb 12, 2009
na u be atole. this amebo wan know secret sha! hehehe! i aint telling, Clemcy is a great guy! im happy for him.
Re: First Time by romsky: 5:56pm On Feb 12, 2009
liar liar ur pant is on fyr
Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 6:05pm On Feb 12, 2009
romade:

liar liar ur pant is on fyr

cos im hot as hell. wink wink
Re: First Time by Ben13: 6:07pm On Feb 12, 2009
that's in the old testament
Re: First Time by romsky: 6:08pm On Feb 12, 2009
no in his drims wen he slept during break
Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 6:11pm On Feb 12, 2009
was it the old testament? i forget.
Re: First Time by romsky: 6:12pm On Feb 12, 2009
Ko Jor Version
Re: First Time by chidipupay(m): 7:08pm On Feb 12, 2009
correct clap 4 urself, olodo
Re: First Time by romsky: 9:27am On Feb 13, 2009
senior chief of olodo community ow far?
Re: First Time by Ben13: 9:34am On Feb 13, 2009
I'm fine, tanku undecided
Re: First Time by romsky: 9:46am On Feb 13, 2009
come na quack doktor do ur mouth surgery
Re: First Time by sylve11: 10:16am On Feb 13, 2009
na dis guy do him mouth surgery.

Re: First Time by romsky: 10:24am On Feb 13, 2009
no wonder
Re: First Time by Ben13: 10:26am On Feb 13, 2009
that guy sees clearly than you
Re: First Time by romsky: 10:28am On Feb 13, 2009
otondo we r talking about d quack doctor who performed d surgery on ur mouth
Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 10:37am On Feb 13, 2009
The guys eyes are cool. that way he can check out another chics booty without pissing off his girlfriend grin grin grin grin cheesy
Re: First Time by Ben13: 10:39am On Feb 13, 2009
don't get you
Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 10:45am On Feb 13, 2009
wow! realy? u must be real slow. undecided cheesy
Re: First Time by romsky: 10:50am On Feb 13, 2009
damn slow
Re: First Time by Ben13: 10:54am On Feb 13, 2009
but not on bed with a chic cheesy
Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 10:59am On Feb 13, 2009
Yea! Benjamin I heard, ur too quick to finish up. Its sad news. tongue
Re: First Time by romsky: 11:03am On Feb 13, 2009
person wey dey enta room & nuttin dey hapin until 3hrs later na him u dey call slow
Re: First Time by Ben13: 11:05am On Feb 13, 2009
shocked
Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 11:10am On Feb 13, 2009
Ben u should close ur mouth. A rat might come out.
Re: First Time by Ben13: 11:17am On Feb 13, 2009
technical adviser Berti Vogts
Re: First Time by romsky: 11:19am On Feb 13, 2009
abi o tan
Re: First Time by sylve11: 12:57pm On Feb 13, 2009
Re: First Time by romsky: 1:05pm On Feb 13, 2009
who collect ya bread?
Re: First Time by Ben13: 1:14pm On Feb 13, 2009
see how your post dey cause confusion, you dey ask who collect E bread
Re: First Time by romsky: 2:22pm On Feb 13, 2009
12 Ways To Know That U Luv Sum1

12   U talk late at nyt and wen u go to bed u still tink about him/her
11.  U walk really slowly wen u r with him/her
10.  U dont feel ok wen he/she is far away
9.    U smile wen u hear his/her voice
8.    Wen u luk at him/her u dont see any other person around . U only c him/her
6.     He/she is everytyn u want to think
5.     U realise dat u smile wen u tink of him/her
4.     U will do anything to see him/her
3.     While u were reading this, there was a person in your mind all d time
2.     U've been so busy thinking of that person that u didnt even notice that No 7 is missing
1.     U're going to check above if that is true, now u r silently laffing to urself

dat is y i know dat, for this traditional day on which lovers express their love for each other, i luv u Bebee, Ben, Clumsy, Dani, Dayo kerewa, Gabry, Jamace, Kola, Lola, Lysaa, Moyo, Opslag, Sam Milla, Syl, Spencer, Studio, Tonye T, Tyty and it goes on & on

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