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Inspirational Quotes From Great Philosophers To Live By by bennynaza(m): 1:57pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
1) He who farts in church, is a co-conspirator with Judas. Pontius Pilate 2) Getting a rich boyfriend or husband is not and never should be a life ambition. Queen Elizabeth II 3) Should you ever experience uninterrupted power supply for more than 26 hours in Nigeria, please see a doctor. malaria is likely. Thomas Edison 4) You are not alone; no be when you carry Ebola Michael Jackson 5) You have freedom of speech, but freedom after speech is not guaranteed Idi Amin 6) Playing or Singing "I woke up in a new buggatti" before you sleep, will not make your dreams come true Tupac Shakur 7) The fact that your pastor used "thy", "thus", "thou" "saith", in a sentence does not make it a bible quotation. William Shakespeare Toasting Agege bread till it burns won't turn it into sandwich Albert Einstein 9) China is not just known for fake phones and funny language; we also invented Tai-Chi, kung fu and ping-pong Jet Li 10) Discussing the number of girls you have dated does not make you baddest n.i.gga. Ever liveth Mahatma Ghandi 11) Pouting and taking selfies in bathrooms does not and cannot make you an upcoming model Mother Theresa 12) Using the Zebra crossing does not guarantee your safety, unless you are a Zebra Aristotle 13) Entering studio and singing "haters gon hate, i don hammer" won't make you a celebrity. Eminem 14) Better to die by boko haram bomb, than to inhale the fart of a pot belied man who just consumed 250 naira okpa in an over loaded bus. Adolf Hitler 15) After an inconclusive yet meticulous analysis and observation, PDP and APC, all na the same people. Abraham Lincoln I have a dream that this post makes front page and gets over 100 likes. Martin Luther King |
Re: Inspirational Quotes From Great Philosophers To Live By by leshluap(m): 2:19pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
Escort me, escort me, na I'm slave trade take start..english,. Great things normally begin small...........Albert Ogunde. |
Re: Inspirational Quotes From Great Philosophers To Live By by leshluap(m): 2:20pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
Escort me, escort me, na I'm slave trade take start..english,. Great things normally begin small...........harbert Ogunde. |
Re: Inspirational Quotes From Great Philosophers To Live By by donmalcolm21(m): 2:44pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
Funny but dry |
Re: Inspirational Quotes From Great Philosophers To Live By by Funniez: 2:57pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
I get am before no be property o.-GEJ |
Re: Inspirational Quotes From Great Philosophers To Live By by Millate01: 5:49pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
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Re: Inspirational Quotes From Great Philosophers To Live By by bennynaza(m): 6:07pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
Re: Inspirational Quotes From Great Philosophers To Live By by Millate01: 8:32pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
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