1) He who farts in church, is a co-conspirator with Judas.
Pontius Pilate
2) Getting a rich boyfriend or husband is not and never should be a life ambition.
Queen Elizabeth II
3) Should you ever experience uninterrupted power supply for more than 26 hours in Nigeria, please see a doctor. malaria is likely.
Thomas Edison
4) You are not alone; no be when you carry Ebola
Michael Jackson
5) You have freedom of speech, but freedom after speech is not guaranteed
Idi Amin
6) Playing or Singing "I woke up in a new buggatti" before you sleep, will not make your dreams come true
Tupac Shakur
7) The fact that your pastor used "thy", "thus", "thou" "saith", in a sentence does not make it a bible quotation.
William Shakespeare
Toasting Agege bread till it burns won't turn it into sandwich
Albert Einstein
9) China is not just known for fake phones and funny language; we also invented Tai-Chi, kung fu and ping-pong
Jet Li
10) Discussing the number of girls you have dated does not make you baddest n.i.gga. Ever liveth
Mahatma Ghandi
11) Pouting and taking selfies in bathrooms does not and cannot make you an upcoming model
Mother Theresa
12) Using the Zebra crossing does not guarantee your safety, unless you are a Zebra
Aristotle 13) Entering studio and singing "haters gon hate, i don hammer" won't make you a celebrity.
Eminem
14) Better to die by boko haram bomb, than to inhale the fart of a pot belied man who just consumed 250 naira okpa in an over loaded bus.
Adolf Hitler
15) After an inconclusive yet meticulous analysis and observation, PDP and APC, all na the same people.
Abraham Lincoln
I have a dream that this post makes front page and gets over 100 likes.
Martin Luther King