prettyjo:
hahahahhahhahahaha.
make I laugh but its not funny

Francon:
If devil tries you with all sort of things and he doesn't get you, he will send pretty girls

prettyjo:
hahahahhahhahahaha.
make I laugh but its not funny

UchihaMadara:
I'm happy you are alive oo, mine was a bit different sha!

One day I was bored, so I logged into nairaland and since the politics section is all crazy now cause of election, I went straight to the romance section. On getting here, I stumbled upon a very interesting thread by some girl and I then proceeded to check her profile picture. That was the last thing I remembered till I woke up nakid in the bank car park tied to the fence.

They said that I had run into the bank screaming that I must transfer all my savings to this girl on nairaland. I'm just happy for the caring staff that took the time to tie me until I returned to my senses.

Ever since that day, I promised myself never to look at profile pictures again, never!

Nneka, the pretty serpent.

krall:
I want to use this opportunity to expose this evil I encountered just a few days ago. The reason why I post in this section is because this is where perverted brothers are being bred day and night. Think well and shine your eye before you follow that fine girl to her house and before you know it you will wake up naked tied to a stick inside one bush in calabar.
I don't know if its because of this forthcoming election but one has to be very careful especially this romance section boy looking for one way to catch woman or the other. Before you know it you will be the one inside the net.

This is how it happened, I just went to buy akara early in the morning that I will use for breakfast and was about coming back with my akara when a honda crosstour suv pulled over beside me. I minded my business and was about to leave going before I heard a horn as one fine voice said, "Good morning sir" and turned my head to look.
It was one very pretty young lady not up to 30 inside wearing an expensive suit and I wondered how she is so rich or maybe its her papa connection. She said she was looking for one olu obasanjo road like that and if I know direction. I was about to start explaining as it was not too far but the streets were somewhat confusing and it looked like she was in a hurry so she offered that I join her in the vehicle and lead the way.
I quickly dropped my akara and told the akara woman that I will collect it later. I had already started to plan me move on how to introduce my self as I jumped inside the car.

I don't know how it happened but before we reached the end of the street, I became dizzy and confused as I began consciousness.
I was fighting to keep myself awake, I had no strength in me. I couldn't even lift my hand as this young lady was speeding away. I also don't know how it happened but after like 30 mins and we had gone far I started begging her to release me that I won't tell anybody I know her, that I don't want to die. she just laughed and said "this one wey you never sleep yet, you strong ooo. Don't worry we will soon reach" as I heard that, strenght from no where surged into me and I punched her face, unlocked the door and threw myslef out of the car and landed hard on the pavement. She stopped and started reversing the car but when People on the road we were gathered to see what was happening, she just sped off as I kept pointing the car.
They carried me to a chemist where I later recovered and when I asked where I am they said am in calabar. No money on me except the akara change. I explained what happened and the people helped me to the park where they put me in a car to go back home.

If not that I was vigilant and refused to be shaken, I wonder what could have become of me.

UchihaMadara:
I'm happy you are alive oo, mine was a bit different sha!

One day I was bored, so I logged into nairaland and since the politics section is all crazy now cause of election, I went straight to the romance section. On getting here, I stumbled upon a very interesting thread by some girl and I then proceeded to check her profile picture. That was the last thing I remembered till I woke up nakid in the bank car park tied to the fence.

They said that I had run into the bank screaming that I must transfer all my savings to this girl on nairaland. I'm just happy for the caring staff that took the time to tie me until I returned to my senses.

Ever since that day, I promised myself never to look at profile pictures again, never!

Nneka, the pretty serpent.

MzPreshie:
Na woman matter go kill men. You're just one lucky dude.
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That's if your story is true sha.

BeeBeeOoh:
Over time immemorial I've been liking ugly girls, so 2 me no cause for alarm..

krall:
why me?

smackimorn:


Pic!!!

Nihilist:
From where to Calabar?

UchihaMadara:
I'm happy you are alive oo, mine was a bit different sha!

One day I was bored, so I logged into nairaland and since the politics section is all crazy now cause of election, I went straight to the romance section. On getting here, I stumbled upon a very interesting thread by some girl and I then proceeded to check her profile picture. That was the last thing I remembered till I woke up nakid in the bank car park tied to the fence.

They said that I had run into the bank screaming that I must transfer all my savings to this girl on nairaland. I'm just happy for the caring staff that took the time to tie me until I returned to my senses.

Ever since that day, I promised myself never to look at profile pictures again, never!

Nneka, the pretty serpent.