VickyyB:

The taller one

Oh okay!

Bleaching isn't good la

krall:
I want to use this opportunity to expose this evil I encountered just a few days ago. The reason why I post in this section is because this is where perverted brothers are being bred day and night. Think well and shine your eye before you follow that fine girl to her house and before you know it you will wake up naked tied to a stick inside one bush in calabar.
I don't know if its because of this forthcoming election but one has to be very careful especially this romance section boy looking for one way to catch woman or the other. Before you know it you will be the one inside the net.

This is how it happened, I just went to buy akara early in the morningŶ that I will use for breakfast and was about coming back with my akara when a honda crosstour suv pulled over beside me. I minded my business and was about to leave going before I heard a horn as one fine voice said, "Good morning sir" and turned my head to look.
It was one very pretty young lady not up to 30 inside wearing an expensive suit and I wondered how she is so rich or maybe its her papa connection. She said she was looking for one olu obasanjo road like that and if I know direction. I was about to start explaining as it was not too far but the streets were somewhat confusing and it looked like she was in a hurry so she offered that I join her in the vehicle and lead the way.
I quickly dropped my akara and told the akara woman that I will collect it later. I had already started to plan me move on how to introduce my self as I jumped inside the car.

I don't know how it happened but before we reached the end of the street, I became dizzy and confused as I began consciousness.
I was fighting to keep myself awake, I had no strength in me. I couldn't even lift my hand as this young lady was speeding away. I also don't know how it happened but after like 30 mins and we had gone far I started begging her to release me that I won't tell anybody I know her, that I don't want to die. she just laughed and said "this one wey you never sleep yet, you strong ooo. Don't worry we will soon reach" as I heard that, strenght from no where surged into me and I punched her face, unlocked the door and threw myslef out of the car and landed hard on the pavement. She stopped and started reversing the car but when People on the road we were gathered to see what was happening, she just sped off as I kept pointing the car.
They carried me to a chemist where I later recovered and when I asked where I am they said am in calabar. No money on me except the akara change. I explained what happened and the people helped me to the park where they put me in a car to go back home.

If not that I was vigilant and refused to be shaken, I wonder what could have become of me.

krall:
I want to use this opportunity to expose this evil I encountered just a few days ago. The reason why I post in this section is because this is where perverted brothers are being bred day and night. Think well and shine your eye before you follow that fine girl to her house and before you know it you will wake up naked tied to a stick inside one bush in calabar.
I don't know if its because of this forthcoming election but one has to be very careful especially this romance section boy looking for one way to catch woman or the other. Before you know it you will be the one inside the net.

This is how it happened, I just went to buy akara early in the morning that I will use for breakfast and was about coming back with my akara when a honda crosstour suv pulled over beside me. I minded my business and was about to leave going before I heard a horn as one fine voice said, "Good morning sir" and turned my head to look.
It was one very pretty young lady not up to 30 inside wearing an expensive suit and I wondered how she is so rich or maybe its her papa connection. She said she was looking for one olu obasanjo road like that and if I know direction. I was about to start explaining as it was not too far but the streets were somewhat confusing and it looked like she was in a hurry so she offered that I join her in the vehicle and lead the way.
I quickly dropped my akara and told the akara woman that I will collect it later. I had already started to plan me move on how to introduce my self as I jumped inside the car.

I don't know how it happened but before we reached the end of the street, I became dizzy and confused as I began consciousness.
I was fighting to keep myself awake, I had no strength in me. I couldn't even lift my hand as this young lady was speeding away. I also don't know how it happened but after like 30 mins and we had gone far I started begging her to release me that I won't tell anybody I know her, that I don't want to die. she just laughed and said "this one wey you never sleep yet, you strong ooo. Don't worry we will soon reach" as I heard that, strenght from no where surged into me and I punched her face, unlocked the door and threw myslef out of the car and landed hard on the pavement. She stopped and started reversing the car but when People on the road we were gathered to see what was happening, she just sped off as I kept pointing the car.
They carried me to a chemist where I later recovered and when I asked where I am they said am in calabar. No money on me except the akara change. I explained what happened and the people helped me to the park where they put me in a car to go back home.

If not that I was vigilant and refused to be shaken, I wonder what could have become of me.

..ok...so be cuz babe reject u...u lie that they kid nap u so we can feel sorry for u...abi?.... U homebase people and yor story's mennnnnn!

smackimorn:


Oh okay!

Bleaching isn't good la

Every light-skinned girl bleached?
Ok

VickyyB:

Every light-skinned girl bleached?
Ok

Babe u look so sweet in your pix

Super story

Some of you dey talk say must he enter the car, do u know how many girls dey hop inside strange man car per day

Dotwillis1:
Is dhiz sme kind of nollywood movie? ...or u writin a script on dhiz kinda shii, cuz i cnt imagine a 21st century young man enter'in one yeye lady's vehicle to lead d way to one yeye street..,. Absurd!

...xo the nigga be like, 'i punched ha face, unlockd d door nd threw moi sef out' .....hehe... Can u explain dhiz scene more?

i don't know if dat place is tru but my mum has experience that sleeping stuff with a lagos cab. imagine not rolling up the windows and someone is opening the a.c which the car does not have.my broda they do it very well

VickyyB:

Every light-skinned girl bleached?
Ok

Oya sorry!

Where in lag do u stay?
Lekki I guess

Lol....u get akara change with u...sorry o bros

u just acted real James Bond film. careful bros. trust no 1. lol. lucky u

barcanista:
CC:
Omenka donphilopus and caseless

Omo na serious mata oo!! Na so I been go dey involve one kabik wey fine like mamywater for club last sunday only for intel to get to me say na olosho she be!!

Na so I just come blank her like Jonathan!

omenka:
Omo na serious mata oo!! Na so I been go dey involve one kabik wey fine like mamywater for club last sunday only for intel to get to me say na olosho she be!!

Na so I just come blank her like Jonathan!

SMD... Baddest!

If he edits it and add salt it will sell.

RedBenson:


Fake story! No directions and no locations of where this actually took place. Dont dare publishing this cos it wont make sales.

I believed this story till I saw the moniker behind it

A great testimony. Give God the glory

omenka:
Omo na serious mata oo!! Na so I been go dey involve one kabik wey fine like mamywater for club last sunday only for intel to get to me say na olosho she be!!

Na so I just come blank her like Jonathan!

Na reverend sister you expect to see for club before?

I no go mind make ujsizzle kidnap me sha

Totfulguy:


Stories like this will not only kill vocabulary (as bad association spoils useful habits), it can kill comprehension. Following this kind of write up will, in due course, rob you of all you know about syntax and semantics. It is not only false. It is poorly conceived and poorly constructed. I am CALABAR!

You're spot on.

No location.
Closest Olu Obasanjo should be in PH

He punched the lady ......
He got out bla bla bla ...
Then He ends up in Calabar just after 30minutes or so.

LLPOF!!!

barcanista:
Na reverend sister you expect to see for club before?

No be so oo Baba. The group of babes wey she been dey with no be oloshos, so me I been no imagine say she be. Her udayunkie and remegwe been too make sense I been nor fit resist! Shey been dey take selfies and shiit with them so I been think say na demdem, but the others come tell me say them nor really know her oo!

I just come switch lanes shaperly make the nyt nor pass me by!! . She sef come corner one guy make d nyt nor for pass her by!!

Both of us nor loss at the end.

omenka:
No be so oo Baba. The group of babes wey she been dey with no be oloshos, so me I been no imagine say she be. Her udayunkie and remegwe been too make sense I been nor fit resist! Shey been dey take selfies and shiit with them so I been think say na demdem, but the others come tell me say them nor really know her oo!

I just come switch lanes shaperly make the nyt nor pass me by!! . She sef come corner one guy make d nyt nor for pass her by!!

Both of us nor loss at the end.

You been wan date her b4 ni? Omo you de vex o... Na blowing matter yu for do.

barcanista:
You been wan date her b4 ni? Omo you de vex o... Na blowing matter yu for do.

Omo I nor go lie o, even for "bad as e bad", I nor dey do olosho.

UchihaMadara:
I'm happy you are alive oo, mine was a bit different sha!

One day I was bored, so I logged into nairaland and since the politics section is all crazy now cause of election, I went straight to the romance section. On getting here, I stumbled upon a very interesting thread by some girl and I then proceeded to check her profile picture. That was the last thing I remembered till I woke up nakid in the bank car park tied to the fence.

They said that I had run into the bank screaming that I must transfer all my savings to this girl on nairaland. I'm just happy for the caring staff that took the time to tie me until I returned to my senses.

Ever since that day, I promised myself never to look at profile pictures again, never!

Nneka, the pretty serpent.

AgapeCharis:
hey u
Ms selling point
Happy new year

same to u dear
but where have you been now I missed ur rabbit teeth

gracile:

same to u dear
but where have you been now I missed ur rabbit teeth

Lol
I've been around
How are you?

AgapeCharis:
Lol
I've been around
How are you?

And i don't sight u at all well, if u say so
I'm fine..

UchihaMadara:
I'm happy you are alive oo, mine was a bit different sha!

One day I was bored, so I logged into nairaland and since the politics section is all crazy now cause of election, I went straight to the romance section. On getting here, I stumbled upon a very interesting thread by some girl and I then proceeded to check her profile picture. That was the last thing I remembered till I woke up nakid in the bank car park tied to the fence.

They said that I had run into the bank screaming that I must transfer all my savings to this girl on nairaland. I'm just happy for the caring staff that took the time to tie me until I returned to my senses.

Ever since that day, I promised myself never to look at profile pictures again, never!

Nneka, the pretty serpent.

This Genjuitsu is beyond the nine tail chakra, it is even beyond sage mode. hmmmnn this one is strong!!!

gracile:

And i don't sight u at all well, if u say so
I'm fine..

Yea we could sight each other often if we follow each other
How was ur day?

krall:
I want to use this opportunity to expose this evil I encountered just a few days ago. The reason why I post in this section is because this is where perverted brothers are being bred day and night. Think well and shine your eye before you follow that fine girl to her house and before you know it you will wake up naked tied to a stick inside one bush in calabar.
I don't know if its because of this forthcoming election but one has to be very careful especially this romance section boy looking for one way to catch woman or the other. Before you know it you will be the one inside the net.

This is how it happened, I just went to buy akara early in the morning that I will use for breakfast and was about coming back with my akara when a honda crosstour suv pulled over beside me. I minded my business and was about to leave going before I heard a horn as one fine voice said, "Good morning sir" and turned my head to look.
It was one very pretty young lady not up to 30 inside wearing an expensive suit and I wondered how she is so rich or maybe its her papa connection. She said she was looking for one olu obasanjo road like that and if I know direction. I was about to start explaining as it was not too far but the streets were somewhat confusing and it looked like she was in a hurry so she offered that I join her in the vehicle and lead the way.
I quickly dropped my akara and told the akara woman that I will collect it later. I had already started to plan me move on how to introduce my self as I jumped inside the car.

I don't know how it happened but before we reached the end of the street, I became dizzy and confused as I began consciousness.
I was fighting to keep myself awake, I had no strength in me. I couldn't even lift my hand as this young lady was speeding away. I also don't know how it happened but after like 30 mins and we had gone far I started begging her to release me that I won't tell anybody I know her, that I don't want to die. she just laughed and said "this one wey you never sleep yet, you strong ooo. Don't worry we will soon reach" as I heard that, strenght from no where surged into me and I punched her face, unlocked the door and threw myslef out of the car and landed hard on the pavement. She stopped and started reversing the car but when People on the road we were gathered to see what was happening, she just sped off as I kept pointing the car.
They carried me to a chemist where I later recovered and when I asked where I am they said am in calabar. No money on me except the akara change. I explained what happened and the people helped me to the park where they put me in a car to go back home.

If not that I was vigilant and refused to be shaken, I wonder what could have become of me.

sorry was the woman using a mask? how come that shit that made u dizzy did not affect her abi na jazz?

This equally happened to a lady, pls everybody has to be careful

ilo04:

Babe u look so sweet in your pix

that vickyyb gal myt just b another trap, u knw. Calabar ritual things...

omenka:
Omo na serious mata oo!! Na so I been go dey involve one kabik wey fine like mamywater for club last sunday only for intel to get to me say na olosho she be!!

Na so I just come blank her like Jonathan!

this guy na comedian