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| Health Warning! Beer Is Better For You Than Water: by kuntakinte(m): 11:39am On Aug 18, 2006 |
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, after one year we will have absorbed 1 kilo of the Escherichia Coli bacteria usually found in feces. In other words, we will have consumed 1 litre of shit. However, we don't run that risk when we drink beer, whiskey, rum or other liquors because the creation of alcohol involves a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. It is my duty to communicate to all of you who are drinking water to stop doing so as it has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and therefore bad for you. Water = Shit Alcohol = Health Free yourself of shit, drink alcohol!!! It's better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit! |
| Re: Health Warning! Beer Is Better For You Than Water: by akinshola(m): 11:53am On Aug 18, 2006 |
GUY TAKE AM EASY GOD DEY UP THEY WACH HE SAID BEER IS GUD ILL ADVICE U TO STOP ANY WAY SHA I DET TIGH WITH MY SMALL BOTTLE U KNOW WAT I MEAN   OOHPS DRINK N GET DRONK DATS MY BITE O ADVICE OK CHERIO , AKINDON1, |
| Re: Health Warning! Beer Is Better For You Than Water: by kiudof: 1:46pm On Feb 05, 2010 |
| Bros, where did you get your facts from?s |
| Re: Health Warning! Beer Is Better For You Than Water: by kiudof: 1:46pm On Feb 05, 2010 |
| Bros, where did you get your facts from? |
| Re: Health Warning! Beer Is Better For You Than Water: by DAVE5(m): 3:22pm On Feb 05, 2010 |
@poster u just dey look 4 xcuse make u take drink 2 stupour.remember say beer dey destroy ur liver sha n if u dey drink boiled n filtered water no way wey u go shack poo.gutter dey near by shaa |
| Re: Health Warning! Beer Is Better For You Than Water: by Kunbee: 12:32am On Feb 06, 2010 |
How is dis funny  |
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