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Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by koloman(m): 4:17pm On Jan 08, 2006 |
Please can you all think of any reason why a bottle of beer could be better than a woman ..........ladies you also can contribute if you are not offended. |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by yhemi: 4:48pm On Jan 08, 2006 |
as 4 mi ooooooooooo because d dowry u pay 4 a woman can buiiiiiiiii somu botu of biar ] ;Dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaahhhhhhhh |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by hotangel2(f): 8:19am On Jan 09, 2006 |
hahaha, this makes me laugh. Cos i saw it in this movie i just saw "pretty persuasion". I cant remember his reasons now. So maybe i'll check later. But one reason i think makes a beer better than a woman is that a man can shove a beer's bottle up his ass! So do me a favor, and shove a beer bottle up ur ass. That should get u to find other reason why a beer is better than a WOMAN! *argh* |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by koloman(m): 3:35pm On Jan 09, 2006 |
HOT-ANGEL nice try but i think there are more reason that could be meaningfull.......just check back soon i will drop 10 of them down soonext but u guyz should try out ur best first. ..... thanks |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by omogenaija(f): 8:21pm On May 26, 2007 |
beer wont kill u as fast as a woman can |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by robby1(m): 8:14pm On May 29, 2007 |
and a beer is not going to nag all day |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by deepson: 9:43pm On May 29, 2007 |
Beer makes u 2 do wat s on ur mind bt ladies wil tel u wat 2 do |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by Nobody: 7:05pm On May 30, 2007 |
A bottle of beer will reduce your sorrow in terms of thinking. 5 bottles will make you forget all your sorrows. But women, the more you have them, the greater your sorrow.
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Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by lobinoxebe(m): 9:34am On Jun 01, 2007 |
TOO MUCH OF BEER LIKE GULDER WILL ADD MORE TO YOUR SIZE, BUT TOO MUCH OF WOMEN WILL REDUCE YOUR BLOOD, GET U EXPOSED TO AIDS AND OTHER DISEASES, AS FOR ME, BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by WesleyanA(f): 6:26pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
crap |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by Nobody: 11:36pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
WesleyanA: |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by Nobody: 12:11pm On Jun 02, 2007 |
Real players would dig this: you can,t have 2 or more women without some packet of trouble to size up with. but for BEER you can have as much a your capacity/ tolerance can GO FELLAS, which would you prefer ; more trouble or pay as you GO? ANY WAY YOU CAN START VOTING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by Moriki(m): 12:47pm On Jun 02, 2007 |
This thread is one- sided to those who drink beer! Mr. Kolomon, what will be the alternative to beer in this case? |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by Nobody: 1:13pm On Jun 02, 2007 |
Moriki: Maybe I should help. An alternate for beer is PARAGA! |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by minto(m): 7:51pm On Jun 02, 2007 |
dason4life:Or burukutu. |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by Bassey231(m): 1:54pm On Jun 03, 2007 |
And for those wey no dey drink,substitute with cigar or even sef gboli |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by doncartel: 7:16pm On Jun 03, 2007 |
Respect lads but never you compare a human being to a non living thing.As per the debate,i and my babe love drinking together-thats the best way to run things |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by samgab: 5:32pm On Jun 04, 2007 |
all you drunkards keep thinkin beer is better than women beer will destroy ur liver, squander your money and leave you as a sorrowfull worthless piece of crap well women squander money also but at least you get benefits or can u mess a bottle of beer |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by Nobody: 5:08pm On Jun 05, 2007 |
Michael Power is a legend who made it from drinking beer, Samson in the Bible would have been the greatest Warrior, but Ooops [b]Delilah[/b]destroyed the whole record |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by robby1(m): 10:50pm On Jun 05, 2007 |
Beer is life, life is beer and beer is beer when u beer drink you will be in cloud 9 and accend into heaven. so y'all should come and take a sip from my can becos life is life. |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by Nobody: 1:10pm On Jun 06, 2007 |
Drinking beer is just too It is like revealing the HAPPINESS IN THE BOTTLE, or trying to make THE ULTIMATE SEARCH. Women ,,,,,,,,,,, No wonder a song writer said: No woman, No Cry. |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by delwu(m): 2:42pm On Jun 06, 2007 |
u can take anoda bottle of beer and d fomer bottle won't get jealous, i don't drink beer sha! just thot to post this |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by Nobody: 5:40pm On Jun 06, 2007 |
delwu: That is the truth, Beer can accommodate each other, Women can't |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by thegame(m): 6:13pm On Jun 06, 2007 |
I Think no1 is jealousy. A beer alwayslwant a partner but girl's don't. But still, a girl is better than a beer. Can u talk to a beer? girl is as good as she is dangerous. Also, you can't insert your dick into a bottle of beer |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by pek(m): 4:33pm On Jun 07, 2007 |
idiotic to compare a beer to a woman. go ahead and keep a beer in your home to do all the things a woman does for you. |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by D1KeleVra(m): 10:52pm On Jan 24, 2010 |
Don't be so hasty MISTER! It's only idiotic if u compare a woman to a bottle of beer |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by Kunbee: 1:02am On Jan 25, 2010 |
Abi nao |
Re: Ten (10) Reason's Why A Bottle Of Beer Is Better Than Women by jbblues24(m): 8:04pm On May 31, 2019 |
Nice use of white in this notification |
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