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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 10:13pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Is DIS-GUY and OBI-NOW a moderator. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:35pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Just finished watching this P0rn0 where the women were having sex with their biological kid. Starring : Pamela andherSon. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by nwadiuko1(m): 10:42pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
War determines not who is right....but who is left 14 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:58pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
The title of that Nico & Vinz song is 'That's Just How I Feel'. Or am I wrong? 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:17pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Missmossy:lol I don't mind being in ur cave. As long as I know U ORE MINE. 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:19pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
vickyozohu:lol u could give it a try. Its actually very easy. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:27pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
missterious:lol it happens |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 11:34pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
nwadiuko1: If the bad eggs in the group are LEFT, we won't be AL-RIGHT 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 11:39pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Why are corrections given in the board? To WRITE your WRONGS. I put in the WRONG ink, so the pen won't WRITE. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Tylenol: 11:56pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Won't forget the first pun I ever recognised. English teacher in secondary school explaining what a pun was. It goes: Don't kill your wife with hard work, let hoover do it! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 12:00am On Jan 20, 2015 |
in order to be EARNEST, i married ERNEST 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:00am On Jan 20, 2015 |
Morning people. I was so scared of waking up late for skul that I was up all night thinking of what I could do. When finally it dawned on me. There was no cause for alarm 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 11:14am On Jan 20, 2015 |
I deliver like say I get belle 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 11:15am On Jan 20, 2015 |
If you dont start, you can never stop. 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 11:17am On Jan 20, 2015 |
Apologies to fashion police, today i feel like wearing my heart on my sleeves 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by nwadiuko1(m): 12:05pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Eke40seven:word! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by nwadiuko1(m): 12:07pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Since u failed to plan....I think you intentionally planned to fail 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by nwadiuko1(m): 12:19pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Dad: why did they arrest you from the school Shekarau: I had C4 Dad: what? Shekarau: in my waec I mean 7 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 12:32pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
nwadiuko1:dad: why were u arrested frm sch son: i had c4 in my papers... EOD 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 12:39pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
the girl upstairs asked me what i parked under (honda).... ....and that was the end of disussion (EOD) |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 12:46pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
she was jailed yesterday because she saw somebody kill a mr nobody the other day, today its her, tomorrow it could be anybody... |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by nwadiuko1(m): 12:59pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
illicit:sounds better 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 1:02pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
I turned to my RIGHT-HAND and my HAND remained at the left. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by nwadiuko1(m): 1:30pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
My girl said shez right.....well I left 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 1:51pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
The is an example of Just A Position(juxtaposition) |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by 2map(m): 1:52pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
I never knew it was bad to eat on the road until I got hit. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by 2map(m): 1:55pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Quickly rushed down the coffee in the mug, barely 10mins walk from my house to my place of work, I got mugged! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 2:14pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Where are my fvcking HOES at. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 2:20pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
The north Hannahs are beautiful! Wife: You're just too poor, when are you going to make it! Me: When I get to Naira Land 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 2:28pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Which one of these Hoes in the Lobby wanna Slob me. Mr Parker is the Parker of the car in the CARPACK |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by pureIvory(f): 2:38pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Arguing with my boyfriend inside his speeding CAR, he just shouted "I need a BRAKE!". 6 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by pureIvory(f): 2:49pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
before the children boarded the TRAIN, the officer said to the parents "Make sure you pay your loved one's FARE WELL.(pay well and say goodbye) 2 Likes |
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