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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by davseun2ta(m): 10:34am On Jan 22, 2015 |
This sadist lecturer is the CAUSE why am repeating this COURSE! 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by zyzxx(m): 11:00am On Jan 22, 2015 |
She called me after wen am gun. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 11:04am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Our chemistry teacher prepared a Laughing gas and said it is not a SILLY-CON. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by zyzxx(m): 11:15am On Jan 22, 2015 |
I'm a christain with FATE 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 11:29am On Jan 22, 2015 |
When you fight with a sword, you have the EDGE. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 11:35am On Jan 22, 2015 |
The boy who took the bike to the hills against his father's instruction fell with it, now he is GROUNDED. 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 11:51am On Jan 22, 2015 |
you can TUNE A guitar,but u can't TUNA fish 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by davseun2ta(m): 12:59pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
I don't give a s*hit! just keep the sheet 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 1:36pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
John |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by davseun2ta(m): 1:43pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
he was asked to move the WHEEL against his WILL |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 4:18pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
The chef BURNT UP his hand and was therefore FIRED. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 4:23pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
The human body is made up of tissue, so we are all basically full of SHEET. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 4:26pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
Hitler was surprised when his most trusted generals turned on him. He definitely did Nazi that one coming. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 5:20pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
have you ever tried to eat a CLOCK, it is very TIME CONSUMING 10 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 5:22pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
my friend bakery BURNT down last night, now her business is TOAST 7 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by ocee31(m): 8:31pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
I carry neither the broom nor the umbrella yet I want a clean house and protection from the scorching sun and the rain 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:04pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
Jafar was arrested for beating the princess. He was charged with a sultan battery. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:07pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
Today An octopus robbed the bank of america. He didn't have a gun but he was well armed. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 9:26pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
mistytohcute:u r gud 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:29pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
Left all my ingredients in Hells kitchen because Gods thyme is the best. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 11:27pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
illicit:thanks 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 3:44am On Jan 23, 2015 |
SAVE for the RAINY DAYS, other DAYS barely hold WATER! (I promise anyone who can interprete this a small recharge card) mistytohcute blackeard eke40seven fatalveli pureivory 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 7:45am On Jan 23, 2015 |
illicit: save while you have money..other day barely bring good things 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 7:48am On Jan 23, 2015 |
Linqsz:wrong, thats simply the literal meaning 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 9:03am On Jan 23, 2015 |
illicit: What he interpreted was not literal in any way, more like figurative. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:09am On Jan 23, 2015 |
I tried writing a novel about a fellow who had a small garden. It didn't have much of a plot 7 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 9:13am On Jan 23, 2015 |
The TEACHER stopped at the principal's office on her way to the CLASS to SLEEP with him, now she will be MISSING HER PERIODS. 8 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 9:13am On Jan 23, 2015 |
The chef who BURNT his hands in the kitchen was FIRED. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 9:20am On Jan 23, 2015 |
illicit:Other than(apart from) the rainy days, the other(not-so-rainy) days barely hold any water. Literally. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:31am On Jan 23, 2015 |
illicit:well... |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 9:33am On Jan 23, 2015 |
Blackeard:Brilliant. Just brilliant. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 10:52am On Jan 23, 2015 |
my calculator is broken, it was divided in half 1 Like |
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