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Do You Think You Are Smart? Prove It. by richpitt(m): 5:28pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately in your own interest. Do not check the aswers before answering. Let's find out just how clever you really are, Have a fun filled day. Ready? GO!!! First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK? Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are, ? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this, are you? Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it, Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right, , Maybe. Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again! Okay, now the bonus round: You may have seen this one before let's be sure. A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He just has to open his mouth and ask, It's really very simple, Like you!
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Re: Do You Think You Are Smart? Prove It. by spenchuks(m): 5:56pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
crackhead like u ![]() |
Re: Do You Think You Are Smart? Prove It. by neowelsh(m): 6:00pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
Assuming the mute guy wants 2 buy condom, how those he demostrating it.? Dont look @d dictionary answer fast |
Re: Do You Think You Are Smart? Prove It. by spenchuks(m): 6:05pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
na dat thing wey dey ur mind ![]() |
Re: Do You Think You Are Smart? Prove It. by neowelsh(m): 6:13pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
U want make i swear. Ok true to god nothing dey my mind. So if you know d answer abeg tell me |
Re: Do You Think You Are Smart? Prove It. by spenchuks(m): 6:42pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
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Re: Do You Think You Are Smart? Prove It. by Jeovy(m): 7:11pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
kai, I no sabi say I dull like this ![]() |
Re: Do You Think You Are Smart? Prove It. by spenchuks(m): 7:44pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
mehn! u are not alone ![]() |
Re: Do You Think You Are Smart? Prove It. by sholabanke(m): 11:13pm On Dec 23, 2008 |
@ poster ur answer to question 3 needs to be reviewed ur answer is not correct or better explain how u get to ur answer |
Re: Do You Think You Are Smart? Prove It. by chyk91(m): 2:23am On Dec 24, 2008 |
the answer to question3 is correct. 1000+1000+1000+1000+30+40+10+20=4100 |
Re: Do You Think You Are Smart? Prove It. by dyabman(m): 2:55am On Dec 24, 2008 |
wobbish! |
Re: Do You Think You Are Smart? Prove It. by krama(m): 10:03am On Dec 24, 2008 |
That's great rich pitt! ![]() |
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