v3nom4eva:

first kiss?, Weird because my neighbors house-help was sooooo into me that everytime i came home from office she'd want a piece of me ,my lips i mean(i'm still a virgin though,for all u female pervs),

She just stood and closed her eyes and when our lips made contact, she started jerking like wtf! and eating my lips, i felt she convulsed on me, so after much much,my lips were bruised, i stayed away from her though she apologised via text n calls, i couldnt tell my colleagues wht happened but the smart ones knew,

StanP:

with one of my girlfriend.guess she just finished eating vegetable soup.she almost choked me up. i had to excuse myself and went to brush.uggh

Ewwwww. . . . .sounds gross,

Y'all need to step ur kissing game up mehn!