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A Blind Man Interview by Ogaga4Luv(m): 6:39pm On Dec 23, 2008
[b]A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him. The manager asks, "What is it without touching it?" The blind man replies, "That�s a good piece of iroko." "Correct,� says the manager, �now try this one." "That�s a bad piece of Rubber_tree," says the blind man. "Correct," answers the manager.

With that, the manager decides to play a trick on the blind man. He get his secretary to lift up her dress and put her crotch in the blind mans face. "I'm confused,� says the blind man, �Can you turn it around?" The secretary turns around and puts her Yanch! in his face. The blind man says, "Oh, you�re trying to fool me! But I know exactly what kind of wood that is. It�s the Big Yanch of an Elephant!" grin[/b]
Re: A Blind Man Interview by krama(m): 8:07pm On Dec 23, 2008
shocked shocked shocked
Re: A Blind Man Interview by Ogaga4Luv(m): 12:30am On Jan 26, 2009
[b]haha!,the blind man is feeling and getting the messege even without his sight grin[/b]na wa O embarassed
Re: A Blind Man Interview by Lolabbey: 12:36pm On Feb 13, 2009
nice one
Re: A Blind Man Interview by Ogaga4Luv(m): 8:04pm On Feb 13, 2009
thats was the greatest interview
Re: A Blind Man Interview by chidipupay(m): 11:30pm On Feb 13, 2009
ofcourse
Re: A Blind Man Interview by Ogaga4Luv(m): 5:44pm On Feb 14, 2009
Chidipupay. . .,you sounds like a pilot!! shocked
chidipupay:

ofcourse
Re: A Blind Man Interview by UNLEASHED(m): 10:47am On Feb 15, 2009
nice interview
Re: A Blind Man Interview by BossTtdiamonds(m): 11:03am On Feb 15, 2009
Hmmm. . . . . Not funny to me. . . .
Re: A Blind Man Interview by lexicon(m): 5:14pm On Feb 15, 2009
Boss Ttdiamonds:

Hmmm. . . . . Not funny to me. . . .


That means u dont know the smell of an iroko tree
Re: A Blind Man Interview by Ogaga4Luv(m): 10:13pm On Feb 15, 2009
the blind man was in the right turn,it was really a sucessful interview.
UNLEASHED:

nice interview
Re: A Blind Man Interview by Ogaga4Luv(m): 10:15pm On Feb 15, 2009
Boss T!,you are funny!! shocked,mmmmh,i like.  .  .
i tell you,my mobile phone wont stop vibrating o

lexicon:


That means u dont know the smell of an iroko tree

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