I was watching an episode of a popular soap opera ( Doctor's Quarters) on Saturday and something the matron said got my attention..The matron was giving a patient a do "yourself method" to know if her spouse sperm is capable of producing fruits(children), though she scored the method 80/100...and the service of a doctor is still needed.

Take a clean glass of water,and pour the sperm into it. If the sperm settles down then your spouse is good to go but if it settles in the middle then your spouse needs medical attention doesn't mean he cant but just to put him straight and if the sperm floats(in her words)park your load and run....



Quite educating ....


Opinions please

My dear, its a movie!

no its not a movie
and trust me movies are also informative

Cutehector4u:
My dear, its a movie!

pinkhill:
no its not a movie
and trust me movies are also informative

ok. Buh I stil dnt believe in dat theory

Una don start
If ladies hear this now
Try it and does not
Work ,wahala
Don come be that


Yanga dey sleep,dem dey disturb am
Why can't most ladies let they sleeping dog lie for christ sake

Always looking for one reason or another to cause trouble

Lemme see who will come and tell me that my sperm is floating
Maybe I won't fry your eggs


Rubbish



#PEACE

more like floatation technique in seed selection
blabbish

Well, its worth trying instead of dying in silence.

you can try it..who knows

Cutehector4u:
ok. Buh I stil dnt believe in dat theory

thank you

GENTLETEE:
Well, its worth trying instead of dying in silence.

if it was a white person that has said such....u guys will believe without doubts

you and your bae can try it

Gooci:
more like floatation technique in seed selection
blabbish

lets try it together

kevinberry:
Una don start
If ladies hear this now
Try it and does not
Work ,wahala
Don come be that


Yanga dey sleep,dem dey disturb am
Why can't most ladies let they sleeping dog lie for christ sake

Always looking for one reason or another to cause trouble

Lemme see who will come and tell me that my sperm is floating
Maybe I won't fry your eggs


Rubbish



#PEACE

pinkhill:
if it was a white person that has said such....u guys will believe without doubts

you and your bae can try it

try-kwa

hmmmmm.....and it is someone like you that will try it first

vizkiz:
I keep telling the ladies but they wouldn't believe me.
The more you keep watching all these fake movies, the more your sense of reasoning reduces

hmmmm

Gooci:


try-kwa

pinkhill:
lets try it together

alrit

Where shall we meet

pinkhill:
you can try it..who knows

lol funny, even witout my anther touchin her stigma, she wil becom preggie already. Lol I supose u knw abt pollination

sure

Cutehector4u:
lol funny, even witout my anther touchin her stigma, she wil becom preggie already. Lol I supose u knw abt pollination

i wont be there..all i need is picture of the glass and your sperm in it

kevinberry:
alrit

Where shall we meet

pinkhill:
hmmmmm.....and it is someone like you that will try it first

no mind d dude... I bet he has already self serviced.

kevinberry:
Una don start
If ladies hear this now
Try it and does not
Work ,wahala
Don come be that


Yanga dey sleep,dem dey disturb am
Why can't most ladies let they sleeping dog lie for christ sake

Always looking for one reason or another to cause trouble

Lemme see who will come and tell me that my sperm is floating
Maybe I won't fry your eggs


Rubbish



#PEACE

you again....
after you finish finding trouble you will put peace smh

pinkhill:
i wont be there..all i need is picture of the glass and your sperm in it

Alrit if you are ready

Post me your eggs,let me fry them

That how I conduct my own fertility test

I don learn another one

Hazardd:

you again....
after you finish finding trouble you will put peace smh

Mr man leave my alone oo

You know am a peaceful person
I don't look for trouble


Anyway why don't you conduct your own fertility test
Am sure yours will not even bother to float
It will just dissolve like powder milk
*Rotfl*





#PEACE

prettyjo:
I don learn another one

I hope ur nad gona do dis in a biology practical session

op, did de woman tell u DAT sperm has an offensive smell, u may not with stand?

k,i'l try it ASAP

cutehector4u

oya pour ur semen in his glass cup of water


let's see if it'l settle down


no b me type am o

mirexxx:
k,i'l try it ASAP

cutehector4u

oya pour ur semen in his glass cup of water


let's see if it'l settle down


no b me type am o

looooooooooooool hun I'm not allowed to do dat experiment wit my hands.

sweetheart some female swallow it....so what is the offensive smell about it *whisper * i heard it is proteinious

Applaner:
op, did de woman tell u DAT sperm has an offensive smell, u may not with stand?

wear gloves

Cutehector4u:
looooooooooooool hun I'm not allowed to do dat experiment wit my hands.

kevinberry:
Mr man leave my alone oo

You know am a peaceful person
I don't look for trouble


Anyway why don't you conduct your own fertility test
Am sure yours will not even bother to float
It will just dissolve like powder milk
*Rotfl*





#PEACE

see this one....

Do what pinkhill told you na make we see lol

mirexxx:
k,i'l try it ASAP

cutehector4u

oya pour ur semen in his glass cup of water


let's see if it'l settle down


no b me type am o