Big father met one 14 year old warri girl. Seeing that d girl is a stammerer, he took her home and started touching her chest. Big father con ask her, what he is doing: u.U-u deeey touuucch my bloon blooon, replied d girl. good girl; said Big father. He went on removing her clothes and ask her again what he was doing. Yoöuu ar reremomoving my dress. good girl replied. Lastly big father now insert his sim card into d phone and started dailin both international and wrong numbers. He nw ask the girl for d last time what am i doing. She now replied; uuu dedey tatatake go-go-gonoreah.

LMAO was I laughing ^{hisses, no sweet}

hehehe,
how u take knw

na waoooooooo

Wale, are you Wale Wale?

soló

wetin you mean by that?

solo means gbeborun, Na everything u wan know
got that?

solo means gbeborun, Na everything u wan know
got that?

I planed 2 send u chicken but it ran off 2 church screaming 'i shal not die but live 2 declare d glory of God'.u see d problem with christian chicken?Meri xmas!

Sorry

wale mean wale

wale02:

wale mean wale

child means child

A man had a quarrel wit his wife, as a result they decided not to talk to each other, the next week, d man now realise he wil need his wife to wake him for a 5am business flight to sydney. Not wanting to break the silent and lose, he decided to write on a pieces of paper, wich reads; "please wake me up by 5am" and drop it by her bed side.
The next day the man woke and discover it was 9.00am, and that he has missed is flight. He was furious, going to know why his wife hadnt woken him, standing up he saw on d bed a paper that says; its 5:00AM wake up

by.dot:

solo means gbeborun, Na everything u wan know
got that?

Of course I dey want to know everything. How else can I learn your language? And thats how I learn every other thing as well. Thank you for your explanation jor

wale02:

wale mean wale

Ok, thank God you no be Wale Wale but you just be Wale. Otherwise, I will run Fast Fast and Sharp Sharp oooo

gabry that Man way you stand with, for the xmas picture, beware o0o0o, because him something stand o0o0o

wetin ur eyes find go that side too

na wa o

sholabanke:

wetin ur eyes find go that side too

my eyes find nothing go there, i just dont want my gurl to get hut

i sorry for u

no worry, i strong pass them if u mean her other husband

do u know her other husband?

i notice a questioner above me

Neo. . . What on earth are you talking about


Mogentle. . . . U make me suffer hia just waiting for you and Pappyshoes. . .

Gab, how u dey? Complement of da season.

sorry for keepin u waitin.
a u on YM now?

why are u crying naaaaaaaaaaaaa

mogentle:

Gab, how u dey? Complement of da season.

sorry for keepin u waitin.
a u on YM now?

Pele ooo. . . I was suppose to come in here and see this but I dey vex at my neighbours goat and I end up fighting with him. . . some stupid goat he is! Wait till I make him to Goat Curry!!!

am waiting for my own share

U eat Goat Curry?