BREAKING NEWS GEJ WINS 2015 ELECTION!!!!!!

To all Staunch PDP supporters rejoice with me cos victory is ours.
Let it never be said that PDP didn't win this election cos whom God has blessed no man can curse.
And to you APC supporters pls come out on election day with your brooms cos is likely to rain that day and when it does use your brooms to cover yourselves cos i can't cover you in my Umbrella Lol.

Come feb 14th our president will retain his seat at Aso Rock cos there's no vacancy there.
And here are the newspaper headlines on Feb 16th, 2015.

BUHARI WEEPS AGAIN--4TH TIME----JEGA NEWS

Jonathan wins 2nd term with 56% of votes!
Fashola congratulates him,begs Lagosians to vote for Ambode to continue his development of Lagos.
(THISDAY)

Jega declares Jonathan elected with 26.4 million votes! APC rejects result.
(VANGUARD)

'Jonathan declared winner!.
This is the worst election in Nigeria's history!!!
(Lai Mohammed)
(PUNCH)

PDP in a historic victory!
Amaechi urges APC chieftains to form a parrarel govt while he runs to Ghana for safety.
(PM NEWS)

This is the most rigged election in the world,jega must be arrested and imprisoned immediately cos he just ruined my chances of getting an oil block license.
We are heading to court!
(Tinubu on the NATION)

North boils as INEC declares Jonathan winner.
Sultan urges restraints and peace--
(DAILY INDEPENDENT)

'PDP wins Aso Rock again, 70 senate seats and 65% of Reps.
We are studying the results.
(Oshiomole on the SUN NEWSPAPER)

I never liked politics is such a dirty game and i knew PDP would rig the election.
(Zahra Buhari)

So i won't get to be the first lady!!!
(Buhari's Wife)

We are heading to court to challenge the result cos is obvious the PDP rigged the election.
(Buhari)

Atlast justice has been done and the peoples voice has been heard ortherwise the worst would have happened.
(N'Delta Militants)

Is obvious GEJ would not renew my oil license which will expire this year.
What would be my fate then?
(T Y Danjuma)


The APC has never been a threat to us and we would always beat them anyday anytime.
(Olisa Metuh)

Congratulations on your re-election.
(US President)

Congratulations on your re-election.
(Ghana President)


Congratulations on your re-election Mr Jonathan.
Indeed the good people of Nigeria truly loves you.
(African Union)

We have silenced our critics!!!
(PDP Chairman)

Upon all our Anti-Jonathan news and hatred for his govt.
He still emerged victorious at the polls.
That is end of business for us.
(Sahara Reporters)

APC supporters swears allegience to the Transformation Agenda of GEJ.
(Nairaland)

Thank you Nigerians for your unflinching support and trust in me.
I assure you that my govt will deliver on the promises i made to you.
God Bless us all.
(GEJ GCFR)

I smell lies

Before nko?
APC stock-in-trade is lies!
GEJ till Buhari get school certificate.

Calm down or we will humble you the Umbrella alone can tumble you ooo

Futureleader1:
I smell lies

Me wey don buy drink celebrate am finish since!

Badt guy

kay1one:
Me wey don buy drink celebrate am finish since!

You forgot to add these
1. "Five aggrieved governors, Saraki beg Jonathan; send emissaries to him. Sultan, IBB broker peace talks".
2. OBJ: Jonathan was going to win anyway; congratulates him"

Gej till his son take over ...nigerian now in the king and queen reign

This news is more of what will happen in Abia state ad the only selfless candidate with the greatest vision wins teh Abia state governorship election on the platform of the Labour Party (LP).
Abians are a lot wiser now

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So on point brodaly dayziz belong oo

emmasege:
You forgot to add these
1. "Five aggrieved governors, Saraki beg Jonathan; send emissaries to him. Sultan, IBB broker peace talks".
2. OBJ: Jonathan was going to win anyway; congratulates him"

Why don't you people stop deceiving yourselves.
Na wao!
Even for dream Jona knw he has lost the election already.

Could you guys pass the blunt you are smoking here?

Obasanjo will tell Amaechi, Ntorr, you foolish boy I thought you're wise. You allow Abooki to use and dump.

Nah brodaly is too high for ur little brain to comprehend.
Try Tinubu's own that one is good for ya

demelza:
Could you guys pass the blunt you are smoking here?

Kam nukwa!!!Nwanne adi azo Eze azo

johncreek:
Why don't you people stop deceiving yourselves.
Na wao!
Even for dream Jona knw he has lost the election already.

Slynonny:
Kam nukwa!!!Nwanne adi azo Eze azo

Same to you my brother.

What will be the outcome of the e-politician






Their contract closes and Nairaland is back to it peace and stableness(if there is something like that)

[quote author=tit post=30396917]Before nko?
APC stock-in-trade is lies!
GEJ till Buhari get school certificate.[/quote

You dont care if the country burns,GMB is more popular in most of the states than GEJ so you cannot when you are not popular,you will curse troubles in the land.He already divided the country along religious ,ethnic ,young and old lines.so if you rig you will Finnish everything religious war normally take years of fighting because its believes of people.APC was very tactical in the game by introducing a Vice presidential candidate that was a pastor and christian .I am sure it was a game changer

Your days belong

johncreek:

Same to you my brother.

I am sure is people like you that are misleading Jona... You guys will cry

Stop crying my dear.
Take it in good faith.

bboshodi:
I am sure is people like you that are misleading Jona... You guys will cry