I love Nairaland.
Made my day

You wan sue your jazzman for breach of contract. You no go kill me oh.

chigomiced:
I have a very serious matter that needs your input, there’s one fine girl in my office I’m trying to catch, as she was not greeing for any of my normal moves I allowed my friend to carry me to one jazz man who constructed one odeshi for me.

Having followed all the rituals and prohibitions I left it in her desk, after 2 weeks nothing happened and to add insult to injury she was promoted, is now my oga and is now dating one useless local boy with dreadlocks. Can you imagine?

I have been back to that useless jazzman and the man has been speaking grammar telling me that because I wore red shirt and black trouser rather than red trouser and black shirt the thing didn’t take.

I want to sue this idiot for breach of verbal contract; my friend says I should not as the man will jazz me but obviously I know his products are fake. Other people are saying I shouldn’t waste my time but this is embarrassing and depressing, everyday I have to see this fine girl who is doing me longer throat with that her fineness, and this man took my money for nothing.

please help

Weyrey

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I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

Especially the red shirt/black trouser part of the story.



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O boy, if u see any jazz man wey get the correct jazz, abeg link me to am o. I need am for my ex....lol

You need to see psychologist! The problem is that you don believe on your self! Don be slave to that jazz man ...

Just believe you can get the girl you wanna without depending on some one help especially jazz man ..who wants to take your money..

The day you will realise that you can get a girl you want without help from jazz man is the day will conque the lady..

Your trusting jazz man than your self the only desease you have and that needs no doctor but. .you decision to trust your self.

you need deliverance.. serious one

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hahahahha....funny shit....ogar last last no sense for you....

Dorisbest:
So what should we do for u

are you a consultant on relationship issues?

chigomiced:
I have a very serious matter that needs your input, there’s one fine girl in my office I’m trying to catch, as she was not greeing for any of my normal moves I allowed my friend to carry me to one jazz man who constructed one odeshi for me.

Having followed all the rituals and prohibitions I left it in her desk, after 2 weeks nothing happened and to add insult to injury she was promoted, is now my oga and is now dating one useless local boy with dreadlocks. Can you imagine?

I have been back to that useless jazzman and the man has been speaking grammar telling me that because I wore red shirt and black trouser rather than red trouser and black shirt the thing didn’t take.

I want to sue this idiot for breach of verbal contract; my friend says I should not as the man will jazz me but obviously I know his products are fake. Other people are saying I shouldn’t waste my time but this is embarrassing and depressing, everyday I have to see this fine girl who is doing me longer throat with that her fineness, and this man took my money for nothing.

please help

Walahi.. awon werey alaso lo poju ni Nairaland yi sha.. lmao

I wont hit LIKE, No be by force..

meshacha1:
You better repent before it is too late for you.
Now you still have grace and time to adjust your ways!!
ppl no longer have shame, you are bold to come here to tell us that your love medicine didn't work on her.

If you know that there is NO WEAPON FASHION AGAINST YOU WILL PROSPER hit like.

Hahahaha
young man u r a comedian

Jarus:


Weyrey

I dey tell u Mr.jarus...This guy is sick

OP..getat

chigomiced:



i know

Mtchew!

And u didn't know dat its cos of ur status, work & cash Dats stoping her from dating u?
Upgrade ur status if she won't run after u. Except u r ugly than OBJ.
Last Bullet
Btw, I suspect dz ur write up is fabricated!

Op.....how many times U̶̲̥̅̊ d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ get malaria fever in a week?

Work hard, get money, be yourself, and other things including girls will follow.

joedejana:
And this nonsense made front page.
*Spits on .....*

y would't make frnt page,he need advix

Amefrica:
Work hard, get money, be yourself, and other things including girls will follow.

as d wrk no gree cum,hw we go do it now

bobsamuel:

as d wrk no gree cum,hw we go do it now

Girls like hardworking guys, it's gonna be a plus for you.

ShakurM:
The cash works faster than love medicine
Get a better job!

Didn't you see d lady in question fell for a "dread lock local guy"?

Money can't buy you swag nor class..

OP

The greatest Jazzman ever (God) knw say love no get jazz…U jus hav to say ur mind and let things flow

cutieberie1:
shame ....still usin love medicine...

I wonder same too. In this era, do people still rely on love charms? Na wa oooo

drlawizle:


Didn't you see d lady in question fell for a "dread lock local guy"?

Money can't buy you swag nor class..

Mind you, the dread-lock guy may not be local in the true sense. The op may have exaggerated this part because he envies the guy for taking the woman he's been battling to woo.

And yes, its not all about the money... Other factors comes to play when it involves winning a Lady's heart.

Funny guy @red trouser and black trouser

This op head lost some screws

shame on you, using a charm to win a girl.....walk away...you dont deserve her.

chigomiced:
I have a very serious matter that needs your input, there’s one fine girl in my office I’m trying to catch, as she was not greeing for any of my normal moves I allowed my friend to carry me to one jazz man who constructed one odeshi for me.

Having followed all the rituals and prohibitions I left it in her desk, after 2 weeks nothing happened and to add insult to injury she was promoted, is now my oga and is now dating one useless local boy with dreadlocks. Can you imagine?

I have been back to that useless jazzman and the man has been speaking grammar telling me that because I wore red shirt and black trouser rather than red trouser and black shirt the thing didn’t take.

I want to sue this idiot for breach of verbal contract; my friend says I should not as the man will jazz me but obviously I know his products are fake. Other people are saying I shouldn’t waste my time but this is embarrassing and depressing, everyday I have to see this fine girl who is doing me longer throat with that her fineness, and this man took my money for nothing.

please help

You don't need love medicine just go and meet Esanemmanuel he don't use jass but he change girls like water

You mean u visited a juju man's house and couldn't even ask for money or affluence but love medicine. You own mumu na first class. It's so obvious bro so sorry