drlawizle:


Didn't you see d lady in question fell for a "dread lock local guy"?

Money can't buy you swag nor class..

Abi o, hope say u dey get money my brother?

[quote author=Babaneh post=30645550]The girl will not greeing for u because ur spoken and written grammar is worse...

Abeg next post[/quote


NOT 'is worse' but ARE WORSE

chigomiced:
I have a very serious matter that needs your input, there’s one fine girl in my office I’m trying to catch, as she was not greeing for any of my normal moves I allowed my friend to carry me to one jazz man who constructed one odeshi for me.

Having followed all the rituals and prohibitions I left it in her desk, after 2 weeks nothing happened and to add insult to injury she was promoted, is now my oga and is now dating one useless local boy with dreadlocks. Can you imagine?

I have been back to that useless jazzman and the man has been speaking grammar telling me that because I wore red shirt and black trouser rather than red trouser and black shirt the thing didn’t take.

I want to sue this idiot for breach of verbal contract; my friend says I should not as the man will jazz me but obviously I know his products are fake. Other people are saying I shouldn’t waste my time but this is embarrassing and depressing, everyday I have to see this fine girl who is doing me longer throat with that her fineness, and this man took my money for nothing.

please help

I know this didn't happen. It's all a joke right?
But if it did happen, hm sorry to call u piece of shit

Babaneh:
The girl will not greeing for u because ur spoken and written grammar is worse...

Abeg next post

NOT 'is worse' BUT 'ARE WORSE'

ShakurM:
The cash works faster than love medicine
Get a better job!

tola9ja:
[size=27pt]GOD CATCH YOU [/size]

nairaman66:


You wasted our time with your lies!

is that not wat nigerians like?

GEJ been lie-in since 19AD

Chai na wa o, you had to go that far gan? Bros I hail you.

chigomiced:
I have a very serious matter that needs your input, there’s one fine girl in my office I’m trying to catch, as she was not greeing for any of my normal moves I allowed my friend to carry me to one jazz man who constructed one odeshi for me.

Having followed all the rituals and prohibitions I left it in her desk, after 2 weeks nothing happened and to add insult to injury she was promoted, is now my oga and is now dating one useless local boy with dreadlocks. Can you imagine?

I have been back to that useless jazzman and the man has been speaking grammar telling me that because I wore red shirt and black trouser rather than red trouser and black shirt the thing didn’t take.

I want to sue this idiot for breach of verbal contract; my friend says I should not as the man will jazz me but obviously I know his products are fake. Other people are saying I shouldn’t waste my time but this is embarrassing and depressing, everyday I have to see this fine girl who is doing me longer throat with that her fineness, and this man took my money for nothing.

please help

HAHAHAHAHA. LMFAOOOOO

chigomiced:
I have a very serious matter that needs your input, there’s one fine girl in my office I’m trying to catch, as she was not greeing for any of my normal moves I allowed my friend to carry me to one jazz man who constructed one odeshi for me.

Having followed all the rituals and prohibitions I left it in her desk, after 2 weeks nothing happened and to add insult to injury she was promoted, is now my oga and is now dating one useless local boy with dreadlocks. Can you imagine?

I have been back to that useless jazzman and the man has been speaking grammar telling me that because I wore red shirt and black trouser rather than red trouser and black shirt the thing didn’t take.

I want to sue this idiot for breach of verbal contract; my friend says I should not as the man will jazz me but obviously I know his products are fake. Other people are saying I shouldn’t waste my time but this is embarrassing and depressing, everyday I have to see this fine girl who is doing me longer throat with that her fineness, and this man took my money for nothing.

please help

guy make i take trut tell u de truth . U Be Fool ! Shi Ki Na . That's Y de gal gree 4 you since. reprobate !!!

Faibuhari:
are you a consultant on relationship issues?

help me ask him ooooOOOOoo

ShakurM:
The cash works faster than love medicine
Get a better job!

pls tell him.......stand up comedian prog by bunmi davis is lookin for his services

Funjosh:



You don't need love medicine just go and meet Esanemmanuel he don't use jass but he change girls like water

guy will you just get serious?? LOL

peedeeasobie:




How on earth did this make front page?

something is definitely wrong somewhere.
I know this was mistakenly sent to front page, kindly retrieve

One man's meat is another's poison, that's why there are several topics on the frontpage for you to pick from depending on what appeals to you. Live and let live!

Contrary to your opinion, I think some topics like this should be placed on the frontpage for a much needed comic relief. I embarrassingly laughed so hard while reading this in the office this morning and I think this is surely a good tonic to start my day.

obailala:
One man's meat is another's poison, that's why there are several topics on the frontpage for you to pick from depending on what appeals to you. Live and let live!

Contrary to your opinion, I think some topics like this should be placed on the frontpage for a much needed comic relief. I embarrassingly laughed so hard while reading this in the office this morning and I think this is surely a good tonic to start my day.

thank you

erul:










pls tell him.......stand up comedian prog by bunmi davis is lookin for his services

let him know t

ol boy,you need deliverance where girls plenty for outside

Guy, u no serious

Dis is a joke, na laugh since.

Wat manner of story is this? English with tears!

Faibuhari:
are you a consultant on relationship issues?

if you say so