Happy Val's eve homies, I hope una Valentine make sense pass my own because mine was good as dead, my babes were draining my battery with calls and messages but lectures won't allow me flex.



Anyway school today was dry, a class with a population of half a thousand students reduced drastically to just about a hundred and fifty, lots of red dressing codes were on display, even those that came to school wore long faces. Lecturers no even send sef.


OK by 12pm a fat looking, pot bellied lecturer walked in, when he noticed the scanty class he grinned visibly and wrote "test" boldly on the board. Shio students panicked, that was his first and only test, we began contacting as much course mates our airtime could condone.

Students began running into the hall from all directions, guys dropping from various bikes, ladies dropping from jeeps(na today I calculated the number of girls that had sugar daddies in my department), guys and ladies were also running faster than Usain bolt to the hall.

What cracked everyone up was a dude sweating, running with nitro speed, his pen was in his mouth, while struggling to button his shirt, his shoe lace were untied and he was unknowingly putting on just boxers, we all bursted out in laughter sha, the dude wrote the test with his legs tightly folded, it was really a funny situation, he later confessed that he was bleeping when he was called for the test, nobody wan chop carry over na.






Over to you guys and ladies, please feel free to share your funny pre or post Valentine Experiences here, the floor is open





Cc: Ishilove, rocktation

I gad none, my day was cocastic.

Ok o
make I wait read others

Hilarious tho...kinda sounds unreal sha

Today was just a normal day for me

Therock5555:


What cracked everyone up was a dude sweating, running with nitro speed, his pen was in his mouth, while struggling to button his shirt, his shoe lace were untied and he was unknowingly putting on just boxers, we all bursted out in laughter sha, the dude wrote the test with his legs tightly folded, it was really a funny situation, he later confessed that he was bleeping when he was called for the test, nobody wan chop carry over na.

Cc: Ishilove, rocktation

em emh emh hmm ehn

Na normal day jare...

Was pissed of constantly seeing people walking in pairs...the ladies smiling and the guys strong faced as they came out of restaurants & malls
Them don chop their money finish na to wait November for outcome

kingphilip:
Ok o
make I wait read others

seconded

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