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poke in the head by adesodgi(m): 5:42pm On Oct 07, 2005
A woman is in the hospital giving birth, and she's up on the stirrups. All of a sudden, the baby's head pops out and looks up at the nurse. "Are you my daddy?" asks the baby head. Shocked, the nurse replies concerned, "Uh, no, I'm not your dad, Ill run and go get him!". With this, the baby's head turns to the doctor and says, "Are you my daddy?". "My goodness no! But the nurse is going to get him, he will be here any minute." Finally, the father comes into the room and the baby sees him and says, "Are you my daddy?" To which the shocked father goes up close to the baby's head and says, "Yes, son, I'm your father."

<poke person in the head>

The baby pulls his hand out and pokes the father in the head and says, "Well then... STOP POKING ME IN THE HEAD!"
Re: poke in the head by nike4luv(f): 5:53pm On Oct 07, 2005
haha..i didnt get it at first..good stuff grin
Re: poke in the head by hotangel2(f): 2:18am On Oct 08, 2005
i have an idea.. but i dont get it. I laughed becos it's weird for a baby to talk and poke person in the head.

If it means the man has sex with his wife and pokes the baby with his thing.. that's.. bwahhah.
Re: poke in the head by Oracle(m): 7:44pm On Sep 28, 2006
That man must be very impatient
Re: poke in the head by dupsie4u(f): 2:11am On Sep 29, 2006
Yep oracle,uv sed it al.d man mst be a hell an impatient man.
Re: poke in the head by dupsie4u(f): 2:12am On Sep 29, 2006
Yep oracle,uv sed it al.d man mst be a hell an impatient man.

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