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Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by Omeife2: 1:09pm On Mar 02, 2015
if you travel abroad frequently for work, or if you have an e-commerce store with customers from all over the world, it’s worth noting that there are a number of English words that, phonetically, don’t work in other countries and can lead to double entendre or unintended offence territory. Here are 20 of them to help you ensure that your communication isn’t lost in translation.


France
Preservative. Avoid asking about preservatives in France; you’ll probably be met with strange looks. It means ‘condom’ in France.

Norway
Pick. If you’re visiting Norway, don’t use the word ‘pick’. Your Norwegian colleague is unlikely to be impressed - it means ‘dick’ over there.

Fitter. Does your business specialise in fitness products? Be mindful that in Norway, the word ‘fitte’ refers to a woman’s genitals.

Turkey
Peach. Going to Turkey? Avoid asking for a peach in the supermarket or anywhere else for that matter. It means ‘bastard’ in Turkish.

Germany
Gift. ‘Never look a gift horse in the mouth’, we’re told; perhaps more so in Germany where the word means ‘poison’.

Latte. In Germany, latte doesn’t mean the frothy, milky concoction you get from your local Starbucks. It means ‘erect penis’ in some German quarters.

Korea
Salsa. Out for a Mexican in Korea? It’s probably best not to ask for salsa: it means ‘diarrhoea’ in Korean.

Sweden
Speed. Try not to talk about speed when in the company of others in Sweden. It means ‘fart’.

Bump. If you’ve had the misfortune of a bump on your car, note that the word ‘bump’ in Swedish means ‘dump’.

Speed bump. Put the above two words together and you have the phrase ‘speed bump’, which in Swedish means fart dump.

Kiss. If you ask your Swedish host or hostess for a kiss, they might very well direct you to the toilets. In Swedish, the word means ‘pee’.

Portugal
Pay Day. If you’re in Portugal, refrain from singing with happiness that it’s ‘pay day’. No one will be impressed. In Portuguese it means “I farted”.

Exquisite. Extend a compliment to your Portuguese host by describing something belonging to them as ‘exquisite’ and you might be met with askance looks: ‘esquisito’ in Portuguese means ‘weird’.

Hungary
Cookie. If you’re visiting Hungary, whether on business or for pleasure, avoid asking for a cookie. It means ‘small penis’ in Hungarian.

Japan
Jerry. It’s perhaps a little late for Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, but if you’re in Japan, avoid using the word – it means ‘diarrhoea’ over there.

France
Bra. Do you sell luxury underwear? Whilst you and I might initially understand the word to mean a garment that covers the breasts, if you’re in France your French colleagues might think you’re selling arms. Literally.

Italy
Tremendous. Refrain from boasting about the tremendous prices you offer your clients. In this country, ‘tremendo’ is the word for ‘terrible’.

Netherlands
Bill. Asking for the bill might raise a few guffaws in the Netherlands: ‘bil’ means ‘buttocks’ there.

Lager. It might confuse your Dutch colleagues if you were to ask for a ‘lager’ when having a few drinks with them after work. Lager means ‘storage’ in Dutch.

Spain
Cool. The word cool is too close for comfort to the Spanish word 'culo'; a crude term for 'bum'. Best avoided.



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Re: Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by tdayof(m): 7:54pm On Mar 05, 2015
Nigga whatsup?

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Re: Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by bigv(m): 7:54pm On Mar 05, 2015
Okay, that's why I have chosen to stay in my country.

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Re: Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by Rilwayne001: 7:55pm On Mar 05, 2015
[size=15pt] Never use the word "Jonathan" in Nigeria, It means "kwarafshun" "clueless" and "ogogoro master" grin grin [/size]

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Re: Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by Nasri100(m): 7:55pm On Mar 05, 2015
Nigeria

Jonathan. Occasionally refers to mediocre or clueless in Nigeria.

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Re: Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by Artorius(m): 7:55pm On Mar 05, 2015
Perhaps you might as well provide alternative for these words. I'm going to the Netherlands next month, don't want to get laughed at for saying "bill" grin angry

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Re: Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by gurunlocker: 7:55pm On Mar 05, 2015
in Nigeria don't mention bomb, they might burn.u

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Re: Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by coldsummer: 7:56pm On Mar 05, 2015
Ok oo
Re: Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by cheddahboy(m): 7:57pm On Mar 05, 2015
Lmao!!! This is so ridiculous! Mehn its my Payday! grin
Re: Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by fwwins(m): 7:58pm On Mar 05, 2015
Lol
Re: Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by Nutase: 7:58pm On Mar 05, 2015
angry
Re: Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by folabayo1(f): 7:58pm On Mar 05, 2015
Okay I don hear
Re: Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by ClintonNzedimma(m): 7:58pm On Mar 05, 2015
Hmmm
Re: Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by Tbillz(m): 7:58pm On Mar 05, 2015
AVOID THE WORD MONEY WHEN YOU ARE WITH NIGERIAN GIRLS BECAUSE IT MEANS LOVE!!!

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Re: Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by Vince77(m): 7:59pm On Mar 05, 2015
No problem
Re: Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by Nobody: 7:59pm On Mar 05, 2015
Just meet my Norwegian friend. Pls give me a pick. Wanna buy some filters grin

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Re: Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by Genea(f): 8:00pm On Mar 05, 2015
speed bump
Re: Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by freecocoa(f): 8:00pm On Mar 05, 2015
I guess this will only be a problem if your host or whoever you are conversing with doesn't speak nor understand any english.

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Re: Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by appini: 8:01pm On Mar 05, 2015
Nice one
Re: Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by Tuntheycr7: 8:02pm On Mar 05, 2015
Netherlands
Bill. Asking for the bill might raise a few guffaws
in the Netherlands: ‘bil’ means ‘buttocks’ there.





Telling your wicked boss (woman) this in Netherlands

...... I would take care of your bill madam

**make devil kon help person make d woman kon get am for backyard

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Re: Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by gabinogem(m): 8:02pm On Mar 05, 2015
Nice and insightful. .. good research bro

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