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Nigerian shares wife with American for green card
Sunday, January 11, 2009

This may sound like fairy tale, but it is real. A Nigerian couple that migrated to God’s own country in search of greener pastures resorted to pseudo marriage to secure the green card believed to be a ticket to heaven. First, the man introduces his betrothed wife to his American darling as his sister to pave way for his marriage to the American lady.


When the marriage crashed, his wife marries an American to secure the life ticket. So how did it fail? Attempt by a friend to sleep with his pseudo sister (Nigerian wife) foiled the deal. His ‘oyibo wife realized she was a guinea pig and quit the affair.

Nigerians at a recent function in the United States were informed about the travails of fellow countrymen in a bid to get the coveted green card. A was asked: “Can a man betroth his wife to another in exchange for U.S. green card or a woman disguise as sister to the hubby under the same roof with another woman to enable him get a green card?

“Oh yes!” KK, a Nigerian, responded at the event, adding: “We know some people here who have married and divorced up to 18 times,” he jocularly remarked at the end of year party in Silverspring, Maryland, last December.

“In fact, there are some people here that betrothed their wives to other men to get papers,” the man fondly called KK said.

According to him, the craze for green card defies the sanctity of the biblical injunction that “what God has joined together, let no man put asunder.”

To validate his point, he paints a gloomy picture. “One of our brothers who lived in the US for 28 years was deported last October after he handed his wife to another man to get papers.”

The man in his early 50’s identified as Johnson, from the South Eastern part of the country, may have to live with the psychological torture for the rest of his life. After 28 years of sojourn in the U.S., he was deported as an illegal alien.

How did it happen? He had gone to the Immigration office for green card interview after several failed marriages. After the interview, he was asked to go with his wife. As he stepped to the door, the immigration officer ordered him back and instructed him to look at the volume of file about him on the table. When he opened the file, he discovered that he had been advised to report for voluntary departure, which he failed and was placed on deportation status for violation of the order.

Johnson’s case is a bitter pill for the couple. He arrived the U.S. with his betrothed wife from Nigeria, but the couple cohabited as brother and sister under the same roof to accommodate the man’s American wife married to secure papers with the hope that once it was successful, Johnson would file a divorce and remarry his betrothed wife. The union lasted until the man’s friend attempted to date his real (Nigerian) wife. His resistance incurred his friend’s wrath and the latter spilled the beans by reporting him to the American wife. The wife lived with this emotional torture for years until the burble burst and they parted ways, yet the green card could not be secured.

Having exhausted the man’s option, the alternative was for the woman to move in with an American man as husband with the same intention. Since the woman and her hubby were at the mercy of the American, the woman appeased her new heartthrob with material and human needs in a bid to get papers. Interestingly, after several years of savouring the woman and milking her of hard-earned dollar as fees for the services, the Americana hubby declined on the interview date, leaving the woman in the cold at the Immigration and Citizenship Services that concluded that the marriage was contracted for immigration purposes.

But that would not deter the couple. With the couple’s fate hanging in the balance, the wife filed a divorce with her pseudo American husband and re-married another. This time, the process was thorough but short-lived. The snag was that having secured her green card, the attempt to file for her original husband landed them in trouble, resulting in the deportation of her husband by immigration officials. Efforts by his town union and lawyers to rescue the man were unsuccessful.

The joke that led to the revelation was initially intended to lighten the mood at the dinner party. However, it stirred various reactions from the audience and offered an insight into the trauma many Nigerians experience abroad. For many, it evoked feelings of anguish, nightmare, depression, and helplessness that characterize their daily life as they struggle to secure the ‘the green card’ perceived as ‘the life card’ in the United States of America. For some, the joke was reminiscent of the murky waters they swam to acquire the green card, widely believed to be ticket to heaven.

Shortly after the discussion that dominated a chunk of the discussion settled, further probing by Sunday Sun opened the floodgate of gory tales from the Nigerian comedian in his early 50’s, who is a chauffeur in a popular state in the US.

“My brother, I have lived in more than five states. I first lived in New York 23 years ago, when I arrived U.S. I married a lady but that didn’t work out, and because of the fear that she might report my illegal status to the immigration, I moved to Tennessee. Again in Tennessee, I remarried another lady. The marriage also crashed,” he told Sunday Sun.

According to him, the failure of the second marriage worsened his problem.

How? “After the necessary protocol by our attorney, we were invited for green card interview by the immigration. On the appointment day, I was full of joy, hoping for the ticket for a better opportunity to access educational grants that would transform my life.”

Unfortunately, KK’s dream never materialized. He was denied the green card. Worst still, he was requested to report for voluntarily deportation on a fixed date. The voluntary deportation warrant by the immigration sent jitters into his spine, having left Nigeria eight years then. He eloped. “I relocated to Missouri with cab driving as the only option of surviving, since I could not get work permit for employment” he further disclosed.

Twenty-five years down the line, KK was yet to visit home because that would amount to his voluntary departure. To persuade him to visit Nigeria, his brothers sent a mail purporting that his father had passed on, but that would not bring him home. Now in his early 50’s, KK still has no wife or child. But, he believes it shall get better someday.

Maybe KK forgot that marriage was more than just about getting a green card? These are really sad stories .

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That is the Nigerian version of the american dream. Go abroad, get a job with the little money you make marry an American lady. Get a green card. Make more money, then come to Nigeria and declare yourself successful by getting a Nigerian wife.

I really concur it is a sad story. The whole immigration story is sad. Be it those headed to Europe Italy or the Us. Amazingly

there is no place like home

wow.

it's pathetic

jus becaus of green card well i no blame am wetin dey for dis useless country to enter school na wahala to finish na problem becaus of useless ASUU strike in OSU ogun state

Abayomin70:

jus becaus of green card well i no blame am wetin dey for dis useless country to enter school na wahala to finish na problem becaus of useless ASUU strike

+1
Nigeria is a useless country. Its a shame.

Nigeria is NOT a useless country. If some of you idiots put half as much effort into making a living in Nigeria as you do washing plates in America and driving taxis for 16 hours a day, you would not have a need to travel to America and sell your wife. Idiots. The same fool who thinks it's ''beneath him'' to drive a cab in Nigeria is happy to go work as a kitchen porter and road sweeper in America, and then turn round and call Nigeria useless? Fuuk outta here.

That fool that went to sell his wife in America, he could have used all that travelling and settling money (which must have been at least a million naira) to start a good, profitable business in Nigeria, used the same patience he'd  normally employ while struggling in America, worked a few years, saved, and ended up WELL-TO-DO.  Afterall there are other people making it here in Naija, and they have no ''connections''. I know some who started with nothing a few years ago, went into apprenticeship in the MARKET, and a few years later, are building & living in mansions.

So Nigeria is not useless. It is YOU who is useless to Nigeria.

Why don't you sell your mother as well to get green card?

Idiots.

At least they are trying to achieve something.

Folks get others to screw their wife for fun

3some lol

I wonder.Some of our peeps in their static mind thinks there are much attached to relationship than trust and understanding. If it's gonna take his wife being fucke-d for them to stay afloat,why not? It is better than stealing d public fund in nigeria.

redsun:

I wonder.Some of our peeps in their static mind thinks there are much attached to relationship than trust and understanding. If it's gonna take his wife being fucke-d for them to stay afloat,why not? It is better than stealing d public fund in nigeria.

so you mean you can donate your wifey as a collateral to stay afloat ?

redsun:

I wonder.Some of our peeps in their static mind thinks there are much attached to relationship than trust and understanding. If it's gonna take his wife being fucke-d for them to stay afloat,why not? It is better than stealing d public fund in nigeria.

If you will agree, I will be 'servicing' you wife every weekend and pay you good dollars while you hold the candle and watch my prowess and artistry. Deal?

redsun:

I wonder.Some of our peeps in their static mind thinks there are much attached to relationship than trust and understanding. If it's gonna take his wife being fucke-d for them to stay afloat,why not? It is better than stealing d public fund in nigeria.

This is just unreal!

@topic
There are too many Nigerians trying too many desperate criminal shortcuts abroad. My advice to all Nigerians seeking greener pastures abroad is that 99% of the time any benefit is very short term, your mates back home will all overtake you.

STAY AT HOME, if you have no natural links to foreign countries, you aren't a doctor, nurse, IT guru, academic, inventor or genius. You will either be overtaken by your mates who stayed back, or you will really suffer in undescribable and demeaning ways.

To validate his point, he paints a gloomy picture. “One of our brothers who lived in the US for 28 years was deported last October after he handed his wife to another man to get papers.” The man in his early 50 ’s identified as Johnson, from the South Eastern part of the country, may have to live with the psychological torture for the rest of his life. After 28 years of sojourn in the U.S., he was deported as an illegal alien.

Where else will we find desperate looking for money in Nigeria , people that will sell their mama and papa with wife and sister , brother for money
? After you wonder why white man leave control of Nigeria in the hand of some people and leave them outside like how we leave dog or goat outside house. Disgrace to Nigeria name all these things.

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Sad story

I still think its better than cutting your 2 nieces head both 8 and 10yrs old for money.

calid16:



Where else will we find desperate looking for money in Nigeria , people that will sell their mama and papa with wife and sister , brother for money
? After you wonder why white man leave control of Nigeria in the hand of some people and leave them outside like how we leave dog or goat outside house. Disgrace to Nigeria name all these things.

I cannot understand your incoherent vituperations, are you saying other parts of naija are saints or dont do crime abroad? Change your weed supplier, this quality is getting to your medulla.

U gotta do what u gotta do. B-cos u guys don't do what u gotta do in nigeria,u let d retarded politicians fu-ck with u all d time.Soja man go weep ur yansh u go dey look like monkey.

redsun:

U gotta do what u gotta do. B-cos u guys don't do what u gotta do in nigeria,u let d retarded politicians fu-ck with u all d time.Soja man go weep your yansh u go dey look like monkey.

Any man that lacks morality so much that he pimps his wife out to strangers will also steal from his kids or sleep with his own mother if given the chance. A man like that will do worse than Tinubu or IBB and should preemptively be jailed in a psycho prison.
Considering the ages of some of the men mentioned, they surely would have had kids already while they pimped their wives. People like that need a bullet.

redsun:

U gotta do what u gotta do. B-cos u guys don't do what u gotta do in nigeria,u let d retarded politicians fu-ck with u all d time.Soja man go weep your yansh u go dey look like monkey.

Na wao! So you are as bad as this? And you were shouting corruption in the other thread, while your surname is corruption? Hypocrite!

Morality in most cases means immorality in nigeria. Our system is grossly hence d general acceptance of corruption.

Do we really know what immorality mean in nigeria? Animals that are destroying millions of lives with their evil actions will go to church and mosque and they will be given high places just b-cos they can dole out huge sum of stolen money as offering.

redsun:

U gotta do what u gotta do. B-cos u guys don't do what u gotta do in nigeria,u let d retarded politicians fu-ck with u all d time.Soja man go weep your yansh u go dey look like monkey.

Why you de misyarn like this. We are all responsible and accountable as individuals for our actions on this earth. Whatsoever a man soweth that shall he reap.

Beaf:


This is just unreal!

@topic
There are too many Nigerians trying too many desperate criminal shortcuts abroad. My advice to all Nigerians seeking greener pastures abroad is that 99% of the time any benefit is very short term, your mates back home will all overtake you.

STAY AT HOME, if you have no natural links to foreign countries, you aren't a doctor, nurse, IT guru, academic, inventor or genius. You will either be overtaken by your mates who stayed back, or you will really suffer in undescribable and demeaning ways.

Very very good advice Sadly some people won't listen. We all know some Nigerians are almost pathologically obsessed with cutting corners.

If it's gonna take his wife being fucke-d for them to stay afloat,why not? It is better than stealing d public fund in nigeria

Did the woman consent to it or she was forced into it?

dayokanu:

Did the woman consent to it or she was forced into it?

And you want us to believe that the woman willingly accept to do such thing ? Haba !

U are just far away from mundane reality bluetooth.Why won't d woman consent to it?she's d one having fun, getting d best of 2 guys and at d same achiving her aims to be free to roam.

redsun:

U are just far away from mundane reality bluetooth.Why won't d woman consent to it?she's d one having fun, getting d best of 2 guys and at d same achiving her aims to be free to roam.

I have heard stories of men coarsing their wives into such immorality.Such desperations come from the men.

That is a prnbability but in this case she's not forced,she is a nigerian hustler trying to beat d whitemao's world.dreading d hopelessness of her origin. We know what d game is.