My Girlfriend shared me this on whatsapp and I decided to share it on NL.

Happy reading

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are.
We mostly care about there personality.
Though a hot body is a plus
2) We are just as shy as you are about relationships
3) Many of us don't let you see us cry, unless we want
you to comfort us
4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if you are
interested. But we will later deny it or make it into a
joke
5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot or
sexy. But not all of us
6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy
cloths for you (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside).
So if you don't like what we wear say something likely
look really nice today, but you know...I think I like you
in jeans better'
7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1)
because we want to share some form of gossip with
each other or get advice on something 2) B/c we don't
want to get caught by ourselves with you because we
won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a
fool of ourselves
MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking
about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general,
25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what
to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about
guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of
the time doing something else
9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are *****
and only want to get into our pants until you prove
otherwise (and even then some small part of us still
thinks that)
10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only
want skinny 'hot' girls
11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in
awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having you
show us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at
my hot ass girlfriend! Aren't you jealous?" But we don't
enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl
12) Nicknames like "Babe, or darling" are safe to call
just about any girl. But beware of "Princess or Angel".
Some girls will take offense to this thinking you are
calling them to innocent or incapable of taking care of
themselves.
13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE
nickname that they just love to be called
14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell you that they
like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" or
"I love you". If you think they like you, there is a good
chance they do.
15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley
has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up you in the
hall and asks "Do you like Ashley?"
More often than not in this scenario Ashley asked
Brenda to ask you because she is to shy to ask you
herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is
going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now you are
thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in
reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good
chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she
will now be looking at you in a different way, and let me
tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if you already
know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell
Brenda that you like Ashley. Take a chance.
16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.
17) Girls love to feel special, even though they might not
show it
18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So
unless you tell us not to tell them about something,
they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if you are
the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of
their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes
up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're
not...
19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.
20) Girls love it when a guy pulls them close by the
waist
21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with
them, even if he doesn't know how
22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it
means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that
they'll be showing too much
23) A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a
REAL TURN-ON
24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+
hours straight. No exaggeration
25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls
will remember it forever
26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't
know what the hell just happened.
27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time.
They just don't show it.
28) When a girl is upset and wants you to listen, she
wants you to listen. She doesn't need you to fix it or tell
her how to. She just wants you to listen.
29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if you pull
her close and tell her that everything is going to be all
right. And more likely than not, it will endear them to
you more than anything else.
30) Girls love it when guys say their name
31) Girls love confidence
32) When a girl cooks for you, you know you mean a lot
to her
33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt
themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony
34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you
enjoy listening.
35) Saying something sweet might get you off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
37) No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe
to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women,
because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want
to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is
a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us.
38) We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit
other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though
we sometimes will tell you it is.
40) As far as you are concerned, we are beautiful at all
times, and don't tell us different, unless you make it
sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were
really pretty yesterday when you wore -insert clothing/
accessory here-, I think you should wear that more
often"
41) Whatever you do, don't just show up at our house
unexpected or at least without ringing the door bell...we
run around in our underwear just like you do. And no
matter how much you would like to see that, we will
likely never talk to you again
42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but
girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust
me, they WILL find out and you will be dirt.
43) We want you to beware of every male relative and
all guy friends. All of them would kick your ass at the
drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for
the damn hat. We just don't want you to be too
obvious.
44) We enjoy being kissed by you in front of your
friends. It makes us feel like you care a lot about us.
45) You don't have PMS; so don't act like you know
what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you
never will.
46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at
you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing
47) We don't want you to say you love us if you don't
mean it
48) We love it when you make eye contact with us while
we talk.
49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to
guys (for some unknown reason)
50) If you ask a girl out directly, more likely than not,
she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm
feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to
get to know you better and get to like you even more.
51) Most girls love it when guys ask them for advice.
52) Girls like it when you tell us what you are thinking,
even if you don't understand it yourself
53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we
really have started to trust you. When you have a
girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more
responsibility, privilege and control than you would
think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that
kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond
54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and
sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far.
You don't have to hang on our every word or give in to
our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after
the first successful pick-up line. If you don't present us
with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, or
worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive.
55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns
underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't
like. It would benefit you far more to try and discern the
nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to
enjoying until she no longer does
56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us,
but truly it has only just began.You must work even
harder to keep us then you do you earn us. We not
some trophy you can earn,put on a shelf and admire.
You have to care for us like the living human beings we
are.(see 54)
57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!!
58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If
you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back.
59)The woman in your life needs to hear how you feel
about her, and often. Tell her now
60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any
man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we
know that, so its going to be ok.

61. On the internet, beautiful girls get approached a lot
but in real life, it's the opposite...
62. it is much easier to approach very
beautiful girls than average ones.

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#60#

Too long abeg

kinda true especially #5...will continue readin later

I agree with most of that but I think a lot of guys on here,need a list of how to get a woman before they can use this to keep one!

Is this supposed to be page 1of volume 1 of UNDERSTANDING WOMEN?

Well, I think the page needs review. How do you tell guys that u like to flirt on number 4 and turn around to say u don't like dirty talks on number 34?
Damn! You truly can't understand a woman.

60 things? Women are complicated species

60 things?? Hw u want make I read am?


Even with this long list, men can never still understand women.... Choi!

Actually when she shared it to me I couldn't read it also

because I don't understand y she sent it to me

I now kW why King Solomon asked God for wisdom and

not understanding.. its definitely because no matter how

God dash him understanding there would still be one

thing it would Neva work on... WoMEN WOMEN YES

WOMEn!!!.....

Mmmmm should stop being MISS-UNDERSTANDING to

we the men.

ZedX5:
Who gives a fvck about trying to understand women? Why are the women so fvcking confused that I have to know 60 things about them? Why can't they be straight forward?

Ko kan aiye mehn. . . No time for bullshit.

If you don't give the women a Bleep then definitely u have been giving ur serf a Bleep

I was expecting COUNTLESS THINGS, men ought to know about LADIES..

when you reach hundred ,wake me up .

diddydiva:
when you reach hundred ,wake me up .

When u wake up, look for hundred

diddydiva:
when you reach hundred ,wake me up .

When u wake up, look for 100

61...Girls like Sex with passion but pretend dey hate it d most.
. 62 Girls will swear wit dere lifes dat dey are virgins... While sum1 have been utilizing there inlet & exhaust valve

Engrpj:
61...Girls like Sex with passion but pretend dey hate it d most.
. 62 Girls will swear wit dere lifes dat dey are virgins... While sum1 have been utilizing there inlet & exhaust valve

what about 63 and 64