justmag:
1. Never tried cocaine
2. Never killed anyone.
3. Never cheated on a girl. Mentally or physically.
4. Never been to a shooting range.
5. Never eaten dogs or snakes like some of you cannibals. (I can tell from your comments. )
6. Never been to the moon.
7. Never been with a prostitute.
8. Never been used by a gold digger or money hungry girl like majority of the guys on nairaland.
9. Never been on a boat.
10. Never gone sky diving.

Blackett:
Never used the internet

Never used a phone

Never seen a girls pant.

I'll remember the rest later.

lagmostkuit:

Emodeee:


u luk lyk u live in ajegunle

lagmostkuit:
OMG! how d hell did u know dat?

Orijin101:
1 Never got drunk

2 Never misbehave when i got drunk

3 Never smoked weed

4 Never smoked more than 10wraps of weed per day

5 Never fvcked before

6 Never fvcked without condom

7 Never seen a nake.d girl

8 Never stopped peeping at a nake.d girl while she's bathing

9 Never liked or loved any babe

10 Never lied before

queenyjewel:

kilokeys:
erhmm
1. Never dated
2. Never stayed a week without wooing a girl
3. Never had sex
4. Never stopped thinking abt sex
5. Never smoked igbo
6. Never rejected porridge cooked with igbo
7. Never drank jack daniels
8. Never turned down cream whiskey
9. Never punched a girl
10. Never been punched by a girl


,
cue is.. never say never.

favoured234:
Took my time to think before posting...
1. I have never been admitted to a hospital (To God be the glory great things he has done)
2. I have not visited a hospital without having friend/family there.
3. I have not visited an orphanage on my own for charity purpose (God help me)
3. I have not gone on a romantic boat cruise
4. I have not gone camping
5. I have not flown first class/private jet
6. I have not gone for a dream vacation..
7. I have not established my career.. (Might just end up being baby manufacturing career )
8. I have not done skydiving( Done small Free fall though)
9. Notr gone for fine dinning alone (I can imagine how boring this can be)
_{[s]10. Never copied in an exam.. Did I just type that..[/s]}

10. Never been sacked in a job

Olutola88:
Hmmm... It' conspicuous u took ur time

@1. Lucky you! I was admitted 2ce b4 age 10. I thank God I have not bn terribly ill since then

2. You mean you've never had to visit d hospital 4 any checkup wotsoeva? May be you will go when it's time for pregnancy test *winks*

3. Everytn na time

3. You actually av anoda No 3? Lmao! That Romantic Boat cruise ehn....... I av a lot to say but I don't wanna make wrong conclusions *winks*

4. You need 2 define d kinda camping o

5. Shebi u don fly for aircraft b4? Me wey neva com fly ordinary economy nko? Thank God say person go beta primary skul wey dey go excursion; I 4 neva even sidown 4 aircraft b4

6. Hmmm... Hope say no be Bird Cay for Bahamas? Abi Lisbon Island 4 Portugal cos dose places cost small o

7. Why u sef no establish ur career na? No make me believe say you too like man o *winks*

8. Na ds wan me no go follow u do! Sky wetin? I still fit manage do Skindiving sha

9. Na ds wan I take confirm my speculation say u get Oyinbo mentality; So, I go carry plenty hard-earned money go wan Restaurant because say d food no go make me hungry 4 anoda one year? Mbanu!

10x...Even if u wan lie give all of dem, you no fit bobo me

10. And you'll never be fired by HIS special grace. Na u go dey sack ur employer if d job don tire you

pinkhill:
never
1. Gone to a club
2. Tasted igbo
3.Beaten a dude
4.Had sex with a girl
5.Killed a human
6.Been to a police station
7.Repeated a class
8.Had carry over
9.Thought i will write this
10.Never had a monogamous family

Olutola88:
@3... You 4 try am na, make dem show u say Obama no understand Yoruba

@8, y u dey mock dose of us wey our course forms dey be like Engagement list na?

pinkhill:
no be sooooooo

i will be so hapy if i can beat a guy blue black...will u make yourself my demo

for carry over na God

Theultimate:
Never had a real/pleased relationship.
The remaining and vital one is kept within me till appropriate time.

Olutola88:
Eyah! Your fault or the Ladies' ?

Theultimate:

Neither of the two.
But I think my taste, aim and ambition.... is the main cause.

Olutola88:
Showwwwwww? You wan use me do Demo?

Okay no problem. I stay in France, can you come over?

My Address: 31, rue de la Parchemenerie, 75005 Paris, France

Olutola88:
Ghen Ghen! If I were “searching4love” ( that's a moniker on Nairaland), I would have said you should tryout a Foreign babe. *lmao*

pinkhill:
i will have to get help from those that travel at night

Olutola88:
lol! Those that travel @ Night? U mean in Nigeria whr u reside?

pinkhill:
you will not know what hit you till the demo is done

Godvilla:
1. Never been to the Moon
2. Never been to the Sun
3. Never been to Mercury
4. Never been to Venus
5. Never been Mars
6 Never been to Jupiter
7. Never been to Saturn
8. Never been to Uranus
9. Never been to Neptune
10. Never been to Pluto
Never been to... Oh! U say we state just ten..

favoured234:


Go joor your own no sweet

Godvilla:
Not trying 2 be funny.... Just stating the obvious

favoured234:

The obvious is too obvious to state

Godvilla:
Cos am not very good @ telling lies. I state the fact