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Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse by christaddicted: 9:14pm On Mar 15, 2015
Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse
The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your Boy/ Girlfriend...
"16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you're capable of killing
me... It's over!!!"
"How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you? I smell conspiracy. IT'S OVER!"
"You don't even respect me, I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over!"
"So now you're drinking coke that has another man's name on it, better go and find him because it's over between us."
"So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your caller tune? I can't trust
alcoholics with my future kids."
"They are shouting bird flu, you are still cooking chicken. You want
to kill me? It is over!"
"I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. I
can't date someone who's not patient."
"Why are you using broom to sweep my room when you know I
support PDP? It's over!"
"You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our children to
be short abi? It's OVER!"
"I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice
cream. You don't care about me. It's over!"
"You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am
I? Park your things."

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Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse by CrazyScientist: 9:20pm On Mar 15, 2015
'You are calling me honey?! So you mean my mom is a bee?! IT'S OVER '



Haba! So this is where Bae saw this and said am calling her mom a bee shocked

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Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse by Godfullsam(m): 9:51pm On Mar 15, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse by adanduka: 10:12pm On Mar 15, 2015
You smile when people compliment you and refuse to compliment me, it's over sad
Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse by Nobody: 10:44pm On Mar 15, 2015
I mess u cover ur nose,is over

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Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse by brocab: 3:18am On Mar 16, 2015
You are on drugs, it's over..
christaddicted:
Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse
The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your Boy/ Girlfriend...
"16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you're capable of killing
me... It's over!!!"
"How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you? I smell conspiracy. IT'S OVER!"
"You don't even respect me, I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over!"
"So now you're drinking coke that has another man's name on it, better go and find him because it's over between us."
"So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your caller tune? I can't trust
alcoholics with my future kids."
"They are shouting bird flu, you are still cooking chicken. You want
to kill me? It is over!"
"I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. I
can't date someone who's not patient."
"Why are you using broom to sweep my room when you know I
support PDP? It's over!"
"You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our children to
be short abi? It's OVER!"
"I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice
cream. You don't care about me. It's over!"
"You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am
I? Park your things."

You can add More below to continue the fun..
Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse by jamace(m): 5:31pm On Mar 16, 2015
grin grin

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