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Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by princekevo(m): 7:19am On Jan 18, 2009
earTHMama:

I got the message. Funny as it is but don't you think it spoils our image in Nigeria because foreigners will think that Nigeria is a port for damaged goods?

Lol, b4 nko? u are talkin as if yuou dont know people agian. Put original coca cola for 10naira and and fake for 2naira and see wht happens.
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by Carlosein(m): 1:04pm On Jan 18, 2009
una get time for this place talking bout used/accidented plane, at least na plane.

pple dem dey bring in okrika pant, bra and even toothbrush una dey complain about motor and plane.

una really get time.
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by Afam4eva(m): 4:31pm On Jan 18, 2009
I need 20 school planes for my students.

Na waoo, Dangote is not yet a member of Nairaland.
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by CrudeOil2(m): 4:41pm On Jan 18, 2009
Yours is too expensive!!!
I bought mine for 350,000 naira only. wink
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by Afam4eva(m): 6:09pm On Jan 18, 2009
Crude Oil:

Yours is too expensive!!!
I bought mine for 350,000 naira only. wink

What did you buy for 350,000, a plane?
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by mastro: 6:20pm On Jan 18, 2009
Yours is too expensive!!!
I bought mine for 350,000 naira only. Wink

What did you buy for 350,000, a plane?


Boeing 707 citra 1954, genuine one owner, Tokunbo,

My contact in Yankee has 2 more for Nairalanders only,
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by ZUBY77(m): 6:27pm On Jan 18, 2009
finally , a joke made it to the frontpage,
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by jidex89200(m): 6:42pm On Jan 18, 2009
pls, I beg of you, dont let someone dupe you into buying a plane that is not even ready. I live here in the United States,
Fact- The plane is still in the hudson river and was just pulled out yesterday
Fact- The plane was missing two engines, one was found and the other is still missing
Fact - The United States will not even allow the plane to be sold because it is a RISK to human lives.
Fiction- The plane will be sold for 5.2 or whatever million niara.

Please dont fall for whoever is selling this plane and also, come to thing about it, who will sell a Boeing 747 for 5.2 million, please, dont give me bull.
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by igwe11(m): 7:06pm On Jan 18, 2009
jidex89200:

pls, I beg of you, dont let someone dupe you into buying a plane that is not even ready. I live here in the United States,
Fact- The plane is still in the hudson river and was just pulled out yesterday
Fact- The plane was missing two engines, one was found and the other is still missing
Fact - The United States will not even allow the plane to be sold because it is a RISK to human lives.
Fiction- The plane will be sold for 5.2 or whatever million niara.

Please dont fall for whoever is selling this plane and also, come to thing about it, who will sell a Boeing 747 for 5.2 million, please, dont give me bull.
You don't have to worry yourself brother, the poster only got paper planes and kites for sale. smiley smiley smiley
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by Kafin(m): 7:08pm On Jan 18, 2009
@Emeka, which kaaiin person be dis Jidex89200 sef?

pls, I beg of you, dont let someone dupe you into buying a plane that is not even ready. I live here in the United States,
Fact- The plane is still in the hudson river and was just pulled out yesterday
Fact-  The plane was missing two engines, one was found and the other is still missing
Fact - The United States will  not even allow the plane to be sold because it is a RISK to human lives.
Fiction- The plane will be sold for 5.2 or whatever million niara.

Please dont fall for whoever is selling this plane and also, come to thing about it, who will sell a Boeing 747 for 5.2 million, please, dont give me bull.

Una, them dey envy because na you first advertise air-plane for Nairaland, me self go be the first to buy!! grin

I get my 5.2M ready in cash, I go meet you for arrival hall.

Abi na RORO you take send am? Haaa, those guys in Tincan too shine-eye, they fit start to talk long grama, they never see one before. The guys at the airport are more understaning and hardworking, and have been seeing so many air-planes come and go. Just fly am com for airport I beg!

You go see me for arrival hall, I dey wear brown T-shirt, black Trouser and pentigoor cap. I get plenty ghana-must-go bags so you go easily recognise me.

I dey wait ooo.
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by DaPhoenix(f): 7:27pm On Jan 18, 2009
lmao @ everyone taking it serious. Am I the only one who found the humor in this?
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by kingzli(m): 9:14pm On Jan 18, 2009
Its actually funny, a plane for 5 million Naira
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by na2day2(m): 10:45pm On Jan 18, 2009
@ poster

u get payment plan? i get good credit grin grin grin grin
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by earTHMama: 7:49am On Jan 19, 2009
@ poster

u get payment plan? i get good credit

Roflmao grin grin grin grin grin. You want to finance a plane?
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by JazzFreak(m): 11:40am On Jan 19, 2009
mastro:


Boeing 707 citra 1954, genuine one owner, Tokunbo,

Abeg, your own come with spare tire, in case you wan change tire for road air. cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
I dey sure say this one no get Alloy Wheels, but hei go get C Caution for boot.


@ jidex89200
Jide & all those that fail to see the humour of this post should please get a life. cry
Guys so uptight ! what a shame embarassed
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by smol(m): 12:25am On Jan 20, 2009
ehmmm, I am chief Doctor Pastor Ndukwe Nnamdi Ezubor number 1 of Chilala Chikala Clan (sorry 4 d long introduction)
ehmmm, u see that your plane for sale, i really like it, but ehmm, u see my people are very poor, so i will like you to remodel the plane with tokunbo tyres and ehmm, all the seats replace them with plastic chairs, infact jet fuel is hard to come by so if you can replace the engine with charcoal engine i will be very grateful. and remember your pastor discount (remember i am a pastor).so i will bid at 400,000 cowries. yes send me your bank detail let me wire the cowries immediately.thank you.i will balance you 300,000 cowries when i see the plane.
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by na2day2(m): 1:44am On Jan 20, 2009
earTHMama:

Roflmao grin grin grin grin grin. You want to finance a plane?

yes ooo, he did not state that it was on sale, so i need to finance it with a low interest rate grin grin grin grin
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by etauso(m): 7:15am On Jan 20, 2009
Send me 100 with all first class seats
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by kuntash: 8:59am On Jan 20, 2009
and where's OKADA AIR?? only God knew how he bought those planes many decribed as flying coffins, with rats and cockroaches moving around while flying grin grin grin

Poster can give him dis offer,
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by Nobody: 10:08am On Jan 20, 2009
I'd have that plane, but won't fit in my garage.

Hang on - are the wings "quick-release", so I'll only need to widen my garage slightly, and lengthen it massively?
Can I install an Audi V8 engine?
What size wheels are the maximum I could fit?
Will it be MOT'd before sale?
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by knotty(m): 12:02pm On Jan 20, 2009
we have just taken delivery of large stock of PILOT DRIVING LICENCE.
with our Licence, you can drive any plane in any country.
buy your plane today, get your licence instanta.
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by oblo(m): 12:06pm On Jan 20, 2009
Siena:

I'd have that plane, but won't fit in my garage.

Hang on - are the wings "quick-release", so I'll only need to widen my garage slightly, and lengthen it massively?
Can I install an Audi V8 engine?
What size wheels are the maximum I could fit?
Will it be MOT'd before sale?


@Sienna

From d specks i got from the seller I tink the max rim size is 13 inch. shocked shocked shocked, yes u can fit an audi engine on, ( Audi reigns supreme any day!!) but it has to be the two stroke engine for more  torque and stability, , it has also bin outfitted with Ase, (Sieve) to adequately filter any bird in the immediate vicinity!!! grin grin grin grin grin, MOT? Memoranda of trade?
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by Kafin(m): 6:18pm On Jan 20, 2009
Ogbele-gbele ooo, Emeeeeka, whetin dey happen?
Who be this Oblo?? If na your assistant or you sabi am, better yarn am say the air-plane is ALREADY SOLD.

I beg, make you and Oblo no come use omo-onile style take sell my air-plane to somebody else oo.

I understand say you get them boku, but you have to let Oblo know that as he deals and negotiate with new buyers, he must let them know that they are not buying the "very-first-one". That one na my own faa!!

I branched for mechanic village yesterday and discussed with baba-Yekini. He confirmed that he has majority of the parts in stock except the Landing gear. After calling his supplier in Ladipo, he assured me that all the parts of the air-plane are available, so I have nothing to fear.

Baba Yekini has assured me that he will handle all mechanical maintainance/repairs while his cousin who is a draftsman will attend to any structural/aerodynamic issues. Thanks to knotty, I will go ahead and buy my own Pilot License.

My time has come; everything is just working out for good.
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by Nobody: 6:26pm On Jan 20, 2009
Kafin, just make sure it's OBDII compliant.
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by AloyEmeka9: 7:13pm On Jan 20, 2009
Sold.

Thatks Kafin for buying my plane. In case you need a submarine, I have a fully loaded one that came in today. You can buy the submarine and be renting it out to Cameroun and other African countries anytime they start their usual wars. MEND may rent it on occasional basis.

Asking price: N8.99M(Final price).
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by chika98: 8:29pm On Jan 20, 2009
ROFLMAO!
8.99 million is very cheap for a submarine na. You have to up the price a bit
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by igwe11(m): 9:28pm On Jan 20, 2009
How many water/life bag does it  have?
Please post the pictures  and the SIN of the Submarine ASAP,I need like 20 of it  cheesy to get Bakassi back from Cameroon.
smiley smiley
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by AloyEmeka9: 9:58pm On Jan 20, 2009
You wan collect bakassi back? No need to fight because cameroun don drain all the oil wey dey there. You can take the useless land back for free, no need to invade Biya. cheesy
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by AloyEmeka9: 10:00pm On Jan 20, 2009
ROFLMAO!
8.99 million is very cheap for a submarine na. You have to up the price a bit

Nigerias dey worry me. Increase price dem go call you a greedy man, reduce the price dem go dey suspect say na Aba made wey you dey sell. My price is N8.99M but if you wan pay me more, I'll accept because my dream is to build the first organ transplant hospital in Nigeria.
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by AloyEmeka9: 10:04pm On Jan 20, 2009
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by igwe11(m): 10:11pm On Jan 20, 2009
Superb!!
Interior abeg!!
What type of bag against sharks attack does it have? smiley smiley
Re: Boeing 747 For Sale by hbrednic: 2:49am On Jan 21, 2009
Aloy.Emeka:

Sold.

Thatks Kafin for buying my plane. In case you need a submarine, I have a fully loaded one that came in today. You can buy the submarine and be renting it out to Cameroun and other African countries anytime they start their usual wars. MEND may rent it on occasional basis.

Asking price: N8.99M(Final price).

how MEND go rent this one,na ordinary fishing net dem go take collect am
abi no be russian made?

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